planning for SIXTH GRADE homeschool next year what the HELL

@Tanya_Sabrinaaa

okay time to get back to hyperfixating on can you feel the thunder by susanne sundfør (but really the whole album ig)

what is mitochondria if not the powerhouse of the cell persisting

the opposite of "fromsoft" is "to hard". which interesting because that's what their games are

horse girl shampoo

gamers don't sleep on letter lost if you enjoy sorting mail, gradually solving weird lil puzzles, and being a tiny bit creeped out, this game is my shit~~~

new summer goal is to bring back the daily drawing sketchbook for longer than 3 days

trying to explain bustafellows to adam: “yeah, so there’s the little baby virgin emo mole person, the creepy plastic surgeon, the coroner with a major special interest in human anatomy, the tough guy who smokes and wears black latex gloves, and the dumb lawyer with a heart of gold…….”

i ate dried mango and broccoli yesterday and today i am sick as HELL. like haven’t been able to leave bed, running fever all day, in and out of consciousness sick

LMAO

we just showed bear hot rod for the first time are we doing parenting right???

last night i had to stand on the most precarious tippiest of toes to reach a book on the highest shelf of a bookcase, only for my friend to point to the step stool literally right next to me that i 100% did not see, and yet i still have the audacity to think i won’t qualify for an adhd diagnosis

last night at the end of the gay book q&a a few books randomly fell off a shelf like 10 ft away from us, from afar we could make out “C.S LEWIS,” at which point i said “if it’s The Screwtape Letters i am going to to SCREAM” so anyway God loves the gays and the demons want you to think he doesn’t

make sci-fi/fantasy book covers any color other than black challenge

going to cindy pham’s book release in austin during pride month in a few days is so correct of me

i'm downloading the final fantasy xi free trial right now because it's summer, aka peak time to punish myself, and so far the process of just downloading it has been THE MOST square enix experience ever

something i think about often is a clip from kids say the darnedest things in like 2002 where they were asking why chicago is called the windy city and this one kid was like “they call it the windy city ‘cause it’s the only name they’ve got, kinda like buffet”

i am so good at deciding to finally play an old game right before big news about it happens (see also: xenoblade chronicles)

reading the Bible as an adult makes VeggieTales way more unhinged in retrospect

no repeats: names that would be so easy to ruin by swapping letters, i'll go first trudy

my favorite thing to do in my time at sandrock is wait until the sunday church service starts and then barge in and turn in all of my commissions to everyone right in the middle of the service, bonus points when i do it to the minister and the weird minion guy

msq as in madison square qarden

if you're wondering how my brain is doing, i just read 7:55 as "seven hours and fifty five cents"

the amount of time it took me to realize this child’s name was not, in fact, rudy kabob

i want to be susanne sundfør when i grow up

i am absolutely shameless but stories about people getting matched with people they know irl (and didn’t think would be on a dating app) are REALLY fun for me sometimes

Happy Mother’s Day

i made american girl molly in tomodachi and her primary traits are being a mean girl and talking about the war

adam and bear just made the ultimate sacrifice and took me to casa ole for mother’s day

sometimes god smiles upon me and says “here sis, have an additional large mcdonale’s coke on top of the one you already ordered, for free”

bear, trying to recruit people in fe3h right before act 2: “will anybody be fwiends wif me? my dad just died~~~”

bioshock infinite the witcher 3 🤝 baguette dlc

“Never talk about goblins, gremlins, raccoons, trolls, ogres, pigeons, or other animals or creatures unless it is absolutely and unambiguously relevant,” reads OpenAI's coding agent instructions. www.wired.com/story/openai...

my favorite quality about myself is that i always get my little sister (who is a year younger than bear lmao) a book and art supplies for her birthday and christmas like the boring old aunt who’s very concerned about your ~cultural enrichment~ and makes it painfully obvious at each gift holiday

me trying to play the witcher 3 on my pc with bear in the same room

get urself a kid who will spend a whole sunday watching magic school anime with u

Big release weekend if your name is Hugh

LLM aka lin lanuel miranda

i think one great american tragedy is that too many sufjan enjoyers in the mid-2000s slept on anathallo

...and then continued with all my body parts

pretty much all of the memories that keep me up at night are from grad school and tonight's is when my supervisor's co-worker l.i.t.e.r.a.l.l.y HATED me because i made a joke about twilight

took bear to see his first pg-13 movie (in theaters lmao) and proud to say he LOVED project hail mary despite crying for half of the movie (me too bud, me too)