I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but Anne Widdecombe's death bolsters Nigel Farage's security narrative and Count Binface will have to silent for a month or so

Nigel Faragexit. Get it done Clacton.

Joe Rogan is a wrong 'un.

Anne Widdecombe was a nutter. I hope her final thoughts were that she wasted her life being horrible.

Commie madness. Great ideas like this must be stamped out!

I think the Labour Party should nominate an unelectable outsider, just to make it look like a leadership competition. I see no problem with that. It's never gone wrong before. #AndyBurnham

Nigel Flange really is a SoC.

Malik was not victim blaming. You misrepresented his argument when he was highlighting racism, Mr Fiasco. Your temper gives you away. @lbc.co.uk

@lbc.co.uk Fox News Radio telling me what I should be angry about for the day, every day.

100% of people who say things are just common sense, and common sense isn't common, assume that they have common sense. That's just not common sense.

#CountBinFace #Clacton #BBCNews I'm looking forward to the Swingbinometer in the August by-election.

No by-election will get him out of this.

Rare photo evidence of Farage in his place of work.

Hey #NigelFarage You had a vote. Get over it!

#NigelFarage Total stunt.

#NIGELFARAGE Flange is in danger of losing Clacton to an Independent crackpot when the main parties decide not to stand.

Patriotism is the final refuge of a scoundrel.

Game on, Nige.

BREAKING NEWS: Nigel Flange due to visit his(?) house in Clacton.

Who's looking forward to the shot clock in the Final? #WORLDCUP

LIFE HACK: Get a good tattoo, not loads of crap ones.

I'm watching two white guys in caps and whites. No idea who's who! #WIMBELDON

I’m on the phone to Infantino. #MEXENG

There's an electric atmosphere in the Azteca Stadium. #WORLDCUP #ENGMEX

After Egypt's historic knockout win over Australia, head coach Hossam Hassan walked onto the pitch carrying a PALESTINE flag. The Pharaohs advance, and their coach made sure the celebration carried a message the whole world saw.

What if war is driving our climate crisis? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... #CLIMATECRISIS

This could be a cricket score! #ENGIND

@lbc.co.uk The triple bypass with his dog guy is back on.

#marathonamonth Hey unfit people, why not get some miles in during our third heatwave in six weeks! PS The carrot will probably be a bag of carrots.

A marathon a month feels like a massive data grab. The reward is to possibly live a little longer in our miserable country. Fix our environment. Fix our food.

I need to know if I need to move my drinking forward by six hours, asap. #WORLDCUP #ENGMEX

Not all heroes wear capes. #ARGCPV #WORLDCUP

Marxism is being shot by a bullet the people paid for. Capitalism is the same, but you had to get into debt to pay for the bullet.

Poor Nigel Flange. Leave the fella alone!

I've decided that I'm not going to let a TV schedule interrupt my drinking pattern. I'll catch the highlights in the morning. #MEXENG #ENGMEX #WORLDCUP

Outrage as it's no longer okay to intimidate women in the street. What next? Banning up skirting and not touching them? @lbc.co.uk

More Law Enforcement is being taken against people who climbed the Empire State Building than when the USA murdered 170 children in Iran.

In which strange way will #NIGELFARAGE die when Putin is bored of him? 1. Auto asphyxia 2. Sushi 3. Unexpected heart attack

Thank fuck for that. Great header, 'arry. #ENGDRC #WORLDCUP

Come on England, You've got two quarters to fix this. Otherwise, it's cattle class on the way home and shame. #ENGDRC #WORLDCUP

This is priceless!

Nigel Flange must have a room full of work laptops at home.

🇬🇧 Honest UK Train Ad

One of those stories that makes me want to call it a day, now. Irresponsible crap. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

We could stop burning grouse moors and start re-wilding our National Parks NOW. But we won't. Politicians and businesses will sell us technology and promise growth instead. #heatwave

PRIORITIES. 🙄

317-0 (72 overs) England are cooked. #engnz

If you're overheating in the #heatwave try and ice cubes under your hat. It works surprisingly well.

It is strange how often 1 in 100 year events keep happening #heatwave