Sky News now offering clarification. They’d previously stated that the Maccabi ban was just about safety of Maccabi fans. Now they admit it was also about Maccabi violence. Ladies & gentlemen, our corrupt journo-political complex just got caught out.

Keith Starmer is really starting to wind me right up

Honestly Trump gets his balls tickled by Putin. Thinks he has a summit where he can preen himself on the world stage, then gets played by Moscow. End result: dead Ukrainian kids last night.

King Prince Charles is visiting the Vatican today, presumably to request Prince Andrew be moved to a different parish after some trouble.

Peston cuts Zack Polanski off because Zack points out that yes Israel should be boycotted because they Torture Western citizens, including from the UK.

Nonce Andrew has been living rent free......

Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU

Happy fireworks night.

Oh Iain Duncan Smith absolutely embarrasses himself in this clip. TLDW - The game wasn't played in Istanbul, it was played in Hungary behind closed doors.

The real reason people liked Queen Liz II is that she said nothing and covered everything up.

#onebattleafteranother Problematic at the start, and turned out to be a decent film. BUT, that's not how you tie a karate belt. One point deduction - 6/10.

Pissedcation is the new staycation.

BREAKING NEWS: No shit, Sherlock.

Happy fireworks night

GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCEMENT: Mission accomplished!

BREAKING NEWS: (Sir) Gavin Williamson throwing Boris Johnson under the bus.

Religion poisons everything.

@lbc.co.uk #gaza #genocide Holy f#ck! This address doesn't feel like the end of wars, but for promoting the next one.

Alcoholics will always care more about the booze than they do about you.

Happy fireworks night.

Telling everyone I meet that I'm fine when they ask, when I really want to smash my head through a brick wall.

Happy fireworks night.

Hell hath no fury like. Nobel Peace Prize nominee scorned.

Watching the Alzheimers Society leading the England team out. That'll be a day they remember for the rest of their lives.

GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCEMENT: Either drink in the pub, or not to integrate......white Methodists are fine though.

Perhaps Donald Trump believes the whole confessing on his deathbed nonsense, and/or is trying to buy his way into Heaven.

LIFE HACK: With the ever increasing cost of living making you think you can't afford to be an alcoholic, don't worry, Wetherspoons and German supermarkets are an affordable option. No need to thank me!

It's not a peace deal. It's a business deal, with people selling land they don't own.

Fuck this shit.

Anglian, Northumbrian, Southern, South East and Wessex Water are all being allowed to put their bills up ANOTHER £28. Why are we not Nationalising Water?

GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCEMENT: The only way out of your financial woes is low wages and privatised health care.

If Donald Trump were serious about saving the World, he'd organise his own crucifixion.

It's not beyond the realms of possibilities that Donald Trump would start a war, just to be rewarded for stopping it.

Panic on the streets of Chicago - I wonder to myself.............

BREAKING NEWS: Playing rugby isn't good for you, but it's bloody good fun to watch. Keep dishing out those big hits

Is "board games" code for swingers night?

But what has the ECHR ever done for us? #HumanRights

GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCEMENT: Resistance is terrorism.

Hey kids! Drink responsibly. Take at least two or three days off a month.

You can't even say you opposed genocide these days. You can't even say you opposed genocide these days. You can't even say you opposed genocide these days. That's anti-British. PS. Free Tibet.

CONSERVATIVE PARTY ANNOUNCEMENT: We don't know how many "illegals" there are in the UK and we don't know who they are, so we've instructed our poorly trained militia to put the frighteners on anyone who looks a bit brown

BREAKING NEWS: Anti-genocide marches are un-British.

BREAKING NEWS: Man who wants to clear out "dead wood" in US Government looks preserved with Ronseal.

Expect a military coup in the USA.

Trump's calling his Generals in to make sure there's no military coup.

People mocking the the evangelical Christians about the Rapture need to accept that this is mainstream teaching that the recreational Christians believe in too.

Remember this: You are not a number. You are more than that. You are an ID.

The community note has it right.

It's not a UK citizen ID number. It's an app on your phone, which I will trust implicitly.