Went looking for a photo of me in a train, but stumbled upon me under the tracks with @fuckyfusky.bsky.social staring at @hexyc.com's stick ...Soooo shiny...

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Racking my brains to come up with something to do for new year this year 📸 by @parkerspiderpup.bsky.social

Is this what people mean when they say don't fuck up?

Monday morning office is now open

One thoroughly drained puppy drone! And all it took was some industrial PPE, 50m of climbing rope and a CPAP machine

Preparing the guest bed

Ever been watching a film or TV show and it gets to a torture scene that leaves you thinking "man if they tried that on me they'd have to deal with my erection pressing into their leg right about now?"

‘Cause every time we touch, I get this feeling; And every time we stick, I apply more shine; 🟠🍑 @pupvexuk.bsky.social 📸: @squigglefluffs.bsky.social

My first time being lock'd puppy

I've been in Manchester for like 20mins and already flogged one set of genitals Must be Rubber Weekend or something

Hang on a minute, this is not the hanging out with Mr Osborn I had planned for tonight 📸 @pupvexuk.bsky.social ⛓️‍💥 @enfettered.bsky.social

After defying gravity for a while (keeping it topical there 🧙) I managed to escape only to end up in a different predicament. But hey, what’s the worst could happen with a little lay down here ? 📸 @pupvexuk.bsky.social ⛓️‍💥 @enfettered.bsky.social

Send help!! That or bring bones to fill either/both ends of me 📸 @pupvexuk.bsky.social ⛓️ @enfettered.bsky.social