Wrote about #GWE26 and all wrestlers, I am the high vote on so far with match recs. acheesyprowrestling.wordpress.com/2026/05/21/a...

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personally I think it'd be a good idea if Ospreay didn't point out that he obviously looks like shit

Shibata should win here but the world is not a just place

Skye Blue is the best wrestler in the world

fun match because Mox is someone I get really immersed with even though he's a light striker but Kyle....not so much #AEWDynamite

glad the show finally started #AEWDynamite

So speaking of GWE: I earnestly think that by the time 2036 rolls around, Mark Briscoe's singles run will make it really difficult to put him behind Jay. Wild thing to say, I know, but his AEW run has been a revelation. #GWE #AEWDynamite

look i am only skeeting about AEW because I realize Colette posts here & it feel important for me to utilize the platform more often but I had a long week so gimme a little bit of time, I'll say something poignant eventually, I promise

Mark Briscoe is a good wrestler #AEWDynamite

consider the lobster

theyre the same person

why he got onion #AEWDynamite

but why are they at a lighthouse #AEWDynamite

half-baked thought: the Omega/Okada series is the INFINITE JEST of professional wrestling

There are few things about wrestling that bring me more joy than bullshitting about it with friends, so doing a podcast with @ascaredwhale.bsky.social, who I e known and loved and respected for years, is gonna be a hell of a time.

I am incredibly excited that @colettearrand.bsky.social and I are collaborating again, especially since it is about one of the first things we ever bonded over: our shared, peculiar love of professional wrestling 🥰

real fun little match!

The Goddess of Professional Wrestling vs. SAREEE?!?!?!?!

apologies to everyone watching Dynamite but I prefer *real* wrestling

Proletariatpoi 👌

Colette and I are very close to launching a new wrestling podcast together, which means I have ~2 weeks to learn how to pronounce Dave Meltzer's last name

I would like to post my wrestling match rankings here but I feel you people will kill me

highlight of my career

I wrote a bit about @actionwrestling.bsky.social's excellent Death Valley Days: Road Report show as a cure for American wrestling's ever-growing problem with Maximalism

proud to announce that I am now a regular host of Violent People Radio, which could be best described as "cumtown but for indie wrestling." This week's episode is exactly 4 minutes shorter than One Battle After Another & I'm pretty sure I blacked out from exhaustion at the 100 minute mark

Put together some haphazard thoughts on the main event of Revolution (spoiler alert, I hated it) livelaughligerbomb.substack.com/p/the-cup-ov...

hurting myself (watching wXw for a podcast)

don't care if you think she hasn't found her gimmick (she has) or that she's boring on the mic (she isn't), her defenses had high ceilings, her spots in the women's B&Gs were beast, the Yuta feud ripped, and she just gave Thekla her best match in years. kris statlander forever champion fuck you.

I'm late on posting this, but: I wrote a few words about Sabu, his legacy, and honoring the people who have had outside influences on our lives. And then I wrote many more words about Sabu's children's book.

wrote a few things about Jon Moxley, Chihiro Hashimoto, and (gulp) Blake Monroe open.substack.com/pub/livelaug...

honored & tbh shocked to be invited to vote in the @voicesofwrestling.com MOTY poll, here's what my ballot ended up looking like

VENY - "OMW (To Hell)" 🔥😈🔥 🎵 Shit Kid - "Sugar Town" full edit linked below

WELL IT WAS

Flattered but regular reminder when this occasionally comes up that Kyle is 7000% more jacked and way more handsome.

The Texas Death Match between Jon Moxley & Hangman Adam Page was a big, bad motherfucker of a match, a transcendent AEW moment whose legend will only grow from Saturday, a redemption story so strong it healed some wounds that stretched back to 1997. For @vgbees.com: vgbees.com/texas-death-...

Funniest text I've ever received

“why do gazans need money?” bitch why do you need money

Tom Cruise might be my least favorite actor of all time

Am going back to school this summer, mostly to put off my loans until this SAVE plan shit is figured out, but putting this into the universe for accountability sake: I will finish my first feature by Dec 2026 & will eventually take an honest stab at trying to sell it.

Been adding Final Fantasy speech boxes to things.

The king.

Kenny Omega

I can’t stop watching this shit

he's vanilla baby

New article! Share & Subscribe! Bursting out the gate with that signature black coat, hi-top Gumby haircut and doing the Roger Rabbit dance; Bobby is all kinetic energy. Bouncing and snapping to that catchy New Jack Swing Pop beat. Making sure that America gets a good, hard look at what he can do.

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