don't care if you think she hasn't found her gimmick (she has) or that she's boring on the mic (she isn't), her defenses had high ceilings, her spots in the women's B&Gs were beast, the Yuta feud ripped, and she just gave Thekla her best match in years. kris statlander forever champion fuck you.

I'm late on posting this, but: I wrote a few words about Sabu, his legacy, and honoring the people who have had outside influences on our lives. And then I wrote many more words about Sabu's children's book.

wrote a few things about Jon Moxley, Chihiro Hashimoto, and (gulp) Blake Monroe open.substack.com/pub/livelaug...

honored & tbh shocked to be invited to vote in the @voicesofwrestling.com MOTY poll, here's what my ballot ended up looking like

VENY - "OMW (To Hell)" 🔥😈🔥 🎵 Shit Kid - "Sugar Town" full edit linked below

WELL IT WAS

Flattered but regular reminder when this occasionally comes up that Kyle is 7000% more jacked and way more handsome.

The Texas Death Match between Jon Moxley & Hangman Adam Page was a big, bad motherfucker of a match, a transcendent AEW moment whose legend will only grow from Saturday, a redemption story so strong it healed some wounds that stretched back to 1997. For @vgbees.com: vgbees.com/texas-death-...

Funniest text I've ever received

“why do gazans need money?” bitch why do you need money

Tom Cruise might be my least favorite actor of all time

Am going back to school this summer, mostly to put off my loans until this SAVE plan shit is figured out, but putting this into the universe for accountability sake: I will finish my first feature by Dec 2026 & will eventually take an honest stab at trying to sell it.

Been adding Final Fantasy speech boxes to things.

The king.

Kenny Omega

I can’t stop watching this shit

he's vanilla baby

New article! Share & Subscribe! Bursting out the gate with that signature black coat, hi-top Gumby haircut and doing the Roger Rabbit dance; Bobby is all kinetic energy. Bouncing and snapping to that catchy New Jack Swing Pop beat. Making sure that America gets a good, hard look at what he can do.

Vaccines should be a last line of defense, the most important thing to do is wear a mask, ventilate and try not to get infected. Every single time you get sick with Covid your body is harmed and the damage to your body is cumulative. This is why you want to mitigate infection

Just looked up a goldeneye duck and my immediate thought was not the 90s reference any of you may have been expecting.

Personally, I think if a guy is too stupid to understand his place on the card to the point where your long-tenured main eventers are most likely refusing to wrestle after him, I think that guy is probably not the best wrestler in the world

Mood

I got a $17 bag of frozen fish for free on a BOGO over a month ago and my wife has to hear about it every time I eat this fish, which is often

So proud and excited to officially put @mithgifs.bsky.social's book "Fight Forever: The Ballad of Kevin and Sami" on sale to the 🤼 public. Was supposed to launch yesterday, but delayed out of solidarity with the economic boycott. Support independent artists! www.indiegogo.com/projects/fig...

Uriah?!

The winner of the NBA slam dunk contest should get a shot at the AEW world title

A spoiler from the desk of Mrs Convoy to you:

Need to watch a wrestling match where someone almost dies tonight, please feel free to make recommendations (bonus points for Jack Evans rec's)

That's not how you open a briefcase

now more than ever, it must be said: let's go birds transsexual

My wife is watching the Chiefs for the first time and she doesnt believe me that Patrick Mahomes is good

I really love my wife

“sounds like something someone watching the movie Charlie St. Cloud would say” ok and is that a fucking crime

Will be back to editing old posts later this afternoon, but again I say to you, please sign up for my wrestling newsletter, it is quite good, once I’ve made it through all 230+ posts I’ll probably have some ideas on how to make it better.

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨🚨 Poop poop poop poop

I know why! I know why! Pick me! (We’ve decided viruses are something we ignore, no matter how materially they affect our lives)

It’s a work in progress but if y’all wouldn’t mind telling me whether or not the following website is working for you I would appreciate it. bigeggwrestling.com

The white boys went off with this one

My wife is brilliant

Shootout to Rob Pelinka for accomplishing what I could never accomplish in NBA 2K while zooted out of my mind past 11 PM

An easy way to identify how far right the US has shifted over the years is language. Things you didn't hear people saying as much in many circles have crept back in. For example, describing people as “illegal” immigrants and casual ableism have experienced distressing revivals.

Lukewarm takes plus a lukewarm Dynamite lead to a lukewarm review available with a tepid glass of water at: lazonamuerta.net/2025/01/30/m...

Just saw that a Minoru Suzuki has been booked to team with Enzo Amore. God has abandoned me.

Desperate for one online platform run by somelne who doesn't hate trans people

am having a very interesting workday at the community college today

dear #wrestlesky you have 3 days-ish left to vote in this if you're going to vote. and you should vote. and you should live with the consequences. forms.gle/3xAgEWEWdakE...

thinking about the transgender Neo Geo Pocket ad campaign

Happy to report that The Merk Man came through