// I'll be around at some point, work has been crazy and I need to lock in

// kk off for the night! I'll be around when I can!

kas am... i cooking or nah

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ MARVEL PRESENTS. . . 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗪𝗔𝗦𝗣. ⠀⠀

Service. Think of it as ... Protection Duty. You see, we at S.H.I.E.L.D. believe in the safety of... *all*. But in order to *provide* safety, we need to eliminate those who would *threaten* safety. Those that would wear masks. Do you understand what I'm saying?

Haven't heard of S.H.I.E.L.D.? ... Hm. No matter. You were called upon to do your duty once, Spartan. I come to you today, asking- no, *insisting* that you take this opportunity.

"Another spider...? Haha... Hahahaha." ... "Too many damned insects."

"Maybe I'm nervous because if I screw up, the world might end!"

kas Bro. Norman is fun. I feel like I'm gonna have way more fun writing Normie instead of Gobby

I've recently come across an interesting opportunity, and if you knew me: you'd know I *never* miss an opportunity. This special, once in a lifetime opportunity just so happened to be "Director of S.H.I.E.L.D." Are you familiar with S.H.I.E.L.D., 023?

"Please, continue with the playground insults, Spiders. By all means. I understand the confusion. Norman Osborn, CEO, reformed villain- suing a small-time superhero for theft and false advertising. It's... uncouth. Imprecise. Unconvincing. Yes, I'll admit, normal Norman is not very convincing."🎃

"Please. Save the jests for court. Osborns always come out on top."

"... Damned Spider. She stole the plans for Oscorp's Omega Spoon."

Quips? And to think I believed better. That we could skip the banter and move straight to business. You see- I'm a straight shooter. I know you're quite the shot yourself.

He wouldn't deign to believe in anything other than himself. He would be remiss to tell you about "the natural order of things", but what he fails to explain is that HE is the natural order of things.

Glancing out the windows of Oscorp Towers, his hands clasped tightly behind his back. A wry smile wrenches its way to his weathered lips.

Tut. Language. We mustn't appear undistinguished, less our enemies abuse the crack in the mask. I'll forgive your insolence just this once.

Face it. This world of superheroes, supervillains, spiders, and ants- it's all so trite, isn't it? You're all one wrong step away from total and utter destruction. I will become the champion you need. In fact- whether you realize it or not: I already am.

"Many people believe this is an 'eat or be eaten' world. It's much simpler than that. Some of us don't wait until we're hungry."

kas fuck it. we ball

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"𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧. 𝐈'𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧."