You can completely uninstall/disable copilot on Windows. Your system and local search will run faster afterward. www.howtogeek.com/how-to-rip-o...

One of these days I'm gonna get better about being on this app. I still default to twitter but either 99% of the people I follow don't tweet anymore or the app just doesn't show them to me It's that 1% though 😭 I hate having the people I love split across multiple platforms, I miss when twt was home

I understand I was really disruptive today but in my defense I’m literally a silly little guy

Can’t believe I used to live outside in this stuff

Vibes are bleak. Try to take a deep breath, and then find something (small or big) that you can do to help someone who needs it

From now on instead of saying OUCH when I get hurt I'm gonna try to say YAOI

They’re coping really well <3 #HazbinHotel

no pressure ever!! but w insurance covering $4k less of shae's top surgery, julian's ER vet bill, shae's work hours being drastically cut last month and i can't work fulltime bc of my stupid health, if anyone is feeling super generous and able, any help is wildly appreciated💗💗 ko-fi.com/themarmalade

big burger head

I'm so fuckin weary dude Can the world just stop and can all the bad people knock it the fuck off or just take a long walk off a short pier so people with souls and basic empathy and compassion can fix shit

We can share, your butt isn’t that long. I can be lumbar support

Saving tweets was like The Thing keeping me on Twitter, it was killing me not being able to save posts here so I haven't completely transitioned over here yet And I happened to come on today and LO

Today I saw a super small hummingbird and I was like WOW a friend, let’s exchange ideas. Then I looked closer and realized it was actually a moth and I was like whoah… snack? Friend or snack: the hummingbird moth Lots to think about

She’s ready. She’s ready for y’all

I know I’m late. Before I go in I’m checking the vibe

I did not think this through

Ok cats, humans are getting sleepy. Time to be a little freak

If they hadn’t packaged the new t-shirts in such delicious crunchy plastic, the new t-shirts probably wouldn’t have gotten holes bitten in them

PSA ON HALEY AND TEDDY'S BEHALF @gonzo.bsky.social @jortsthecat.bsky.social @weirdlilguys.bsky.social @catbraincell.bsky.social

I drew some fanart of my boyfriend's favourite game, Dragon Age Inquisition

It's my birthday you have to be nice to me

Shut up this is so funny Oops, an error has occurred! Possible cause: math

I put her on a dandelion and she was like oh hell yea

love that his belly sounds like slapping a watermelon

🚨 Guys Hayley needs help! 🚨 She doesn't post here much but her info is here if you don't want to go to twitter @friendsofbear.bsky.social

I desperately do not want to go to work tomorrow Months ago I was asked if a new process we're using would be viable for a specific profoundly picky client and I answered ABSOLUTELY NOT with a list of reasons and I found out they went ahead with it anyway and now I have to figure that shitshow out

Got my head stuck in this hole today. Head and one arm actually

I am paying attention. Don’t you worry I am observing and prepared to take action if that is needed. Or screaming

What do you mean not allowed to be here. Nothing stopped me. Including you

Actually I am really busy doing important work right now. This is really critical snuggling, please step back and let me do my job

Is this even “your” chair? Does it truly belong to you? Do you own the sunbeam? Is the very air yours, too

I just feel like you’re not watching the right teevee. There is no dancing and I have yet to hear a song

I found two rubber bands. You left rubber bands where a cat could eat them. I’m going to eat them just to teach you a lesson. I’m going to gobble them up

So turns out there are no blankies in the courtyard. Came back inside

Fuck it. Going outside

Jorts come watch tv. Jorts let’s clean your ears. Jorts put your toys away. Jorts do your timesheets. Jorts you’ve been in the hippo all day. Why are they so obsessed just let me stay in the hippo

Hehehehehe guess what

Oh someone got foot prints all over the wall? That’s so weird I wonder how that happened

I love my high school choir teacher with all my heart but I wish she'd realize the power she held when picking songs for us to sing A fucking decade later and I still get choir songs stuck in my head aaaaaaaaaa

Dude if nobody got me, I know pepto bismol chewable tablets got me

Really endeared that we got a new toy for Julian because he needs to exercise and it was old, arthritic, jaded Odo who was immediately like HELL YEA

*cold and flu season* *new coworker gets dragged around the building for introductions* *he shakes my hand* *IMMEDIATELY after he leaves I go wash my hands bc I'm at the end of the introduction circuit*

Anything they want, hide it or mislabel it. Anything they plug in, unplug it. Remove light bulbs. Move cubicles around so they hide some of the doors and when they leave the room move them again so they hide different doors. Play really loud music. Think like a cat and sabo tabby yourself a mess

I've been severely strictly limiting how much news I see since election day (because I can't fucking do this again, I have no power and if I engage I'm gonna end up wildly suicidal again) and can I just say even the vague periphery that's gotten through my fortifications is scaring the shit outta me

No one tell her I posted this one

I would die for her!!

I am a climate scientist and this is correct ⬇️

Different dads, different techniques (based on this meme galedekarios.tumblr.com/post/7661370...) #DragonAge #emmrichvolkarin #Davrin

I really really really don't want to go back to work tomorrow The only thing keeping me going rn is the knowledge that I'm having lasagna for dinner tomorrow and it's gonna be so fucking good