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Does this guy think we’re all just going to let him leave when he’s done pumping his fists by himself?

this is actually much more important video

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This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.

Let Molly Gordon play Mary Todd Lincoln

So I actually think that this weekend was pretty seismic for @f1rstwrestling.bsky.social. First Avenue is the premier indie venue. #wremix forever

I watched the presser and at one point Trump was talking about the Monroe Doctrine and then he suddenly said “we could call it the Donroe Doctrine” and it really seemed to thrill him that he came up with that

I made eye contact with Eddie fucking Kingston #wremix

Hey so I have a Q*buz family plan and someone just dropped out of it, does anyone want in? $40/yr upfront for streaming music, I handle the monthly charge. They pay artists the best and don’t pay ICE

What the fuck lol

Just got back from walking the dog to the startling revelation that I am parked on a night plow route

sirens @crimewatchmpls.bsky.social @crimewatchmn.bsky.social @crimewatchminn.bsky.social

sirens @crimewatchmpls.bsky.social

Anyone want to come over and play cards?

sirens @crimewatchmpls.bsky.social

sirens @crimewatchmpls

sirens @crimewatchmpls.bsky.social

I’m out there on the Rehearsal subreddit/Nathan Fielder Twitter plugging @thepodkast.bsky.social and if you aren’t helping you’re a part of the problem

sirens @crimewatchmpls.bsky.social

sirens @crimewatchmpls.bsky.social

First they came for the person Then they came for the woman Then they came for the man Then they came for the camera Then they came for the TV

My life since I started entering the Saint Paul Trader Joe’s parking lot from its intended frontage road

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Jacob Frey smokes mids

Spring has sprung

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Picture this. Mike’s Hard Boba

I use Australian Survivor like other people use light therapy lamps to get me through the dog days of winter

I never figured out how to make it land but in the dying days of Twitter I wanted to convince everyone I thought it was the law you had to pick up yellow snow after your dog

The thing I would be most upset at Shaggy about was that they were butt naked on the bathroom floor. That’s disgusting. Have some self respect

Why is it so hard to get French fries in this town

@crimewatchmpls.bsky.social sirens???

Hit the 💙 If…if he deserves a funeral?

I can’t believe Joe Biden outlived Jimmy Carter.

Adam Cole’s really out here making MJF help him redo that Kyle O’Reilly match from 2012

Santa Claus is real and he has been gaslighting people for 2,024 years into buying gifts for their own family because they don’t want to be the only ones without a PlayStation. It’s fucked up. It’s psychosexual

Doug Bowser bout to drop a serious white collar crime any day now

A guy named Luigi got caught for shooting a gun at something and a guy named Mario got caught for attempting to hijack a plane. If my name is Yoshi I am calling the disappearer

(guy from Brazil unhooking your bra) come to Brasil

They don’t make albums like Tegan and Sara’s So Jealous (2004) anymore. Because of wo-wo-wo-wo-woke

The new @soupformyfam.meatjacker.social inspired Antifa Program Board uniforms are so beautiful

Stoned and watching Dogma. Can you imagine how good this movie would be if Jay and Silent Bob were replaced by Tim and Sam from Detroiters

I love how every single restaurant in the United States has illegally passed their credit card fees onto the consumer meanwhile Ace Hardware is still out here like “fuck it, sure, go ahead and pay for this $0.17 lug nut with American Express”

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #48,529!

I can’t believe it’s already Hawktuahber

It’s about ethics in politics journalism

I bet RFK Jr nutting sounds like when you accidentally vacuum up a coin bsky.app/profile/phil...