What the fuck lol

Just got back from walking the dog to the startling revelation that I am parked on a night plow route

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sirens @crimewatchmpls.bsky.social

Anyone want to come over and play cards?

sirens @crimewatchmpls.bsky.social

sirens @crimewatchmpls

sirens @crimewatchmpls.bsky.social

I’m out there on the Rehearsal subreddit/Nathan Fielder Twitter plugging @thepodkast.bsky.social and if you aren’t helping you’re a part of the problem

sirens @crimewatchmpls.bsky.social

sirens @crimewatchmpls.bsky.social

First they came for the person Then they came for the woman Then they came for the man Then they came for the camera Then they came for the TV

My life since I started entering the Saint Paul Trader Joe’s parking lot from its intended frontage road

sirens? @crimewatchmpls.bsky.social

Jacob Frey smokes mids

Spring has sprung

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Picture this. Mike’s Hard Boba

I use Australian Survivor like other people use light therapy lamps to get me through the dog days of winter

I never figured out how to make it land but in the dying days of Twitter I wanted to convince everyone I thought it was the law you had to pick up yellow snow after your dog

The thing I would be most upset at Shaggy about was that they were butt naked on the bathroom floor. That’s disgusting. Have some self respect

Why is it so hard to get French fries in this town

@crimewatchmpls.bsky.social sirens???

Hit the 💙 If…if he deserves a funeral?

I can’t believe Joe Biden outlived Jimmy Carter.

Adam Cole’s really out here making MJF help him redo that Kyle O’Reilly match from 2012

Santa Claus is real and he has been gaslighting people for 2,024 years into buying gifts for their own family because they don’t want to be the only ones without a PlayStation. It’s fucked up. It’s psychosexual

Doug Bowser bout to drop a serious white collar crime any day now

A guy named Luigi got caught for shooting a gun at something and a guy named Mario got caught for attempting to hijack a plane. If my name is Yoshi I am calling the disappearer

(guy from Brazil unhooking your bra) come to Brasil

They don’t make albums like Tegan and Sara’s So Jealous (2004) anymore. Because of wo-wo-wo-wo-woke

The new @soupformyfam.meatjacker.social inspired Antifa Program Board uniforms are so beautiful

Stoned and watching Dogma. Can you imagine how good this movie would be if Jay and Silent Bob were replaced by Tim and Sam from Detroiters

I love how every single restaurant in the United States has illegally passed their credit card fees onto the consumer meanwhile Ace Hardware is still out here like “fuck it, sure, go ahead and pay for this $0.17 lug nut with American Express”

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #48,529!

I can’t believe it’s already Hawktuahber

It’s about ethics in politics journalism

I bet RFK Jr nutting sounds like when you accidentally vacuum up a coin bsky.app/profile/phil...

you’re telling me a republican was caught in a porn scandal and a kennedy cheated on his wife

Who up nuzzying they worm :/

Wordle 1,183 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 holy shit lmao

Sweeney’s in Saint Paul appreciation post: we were leaving by bike and a big truck almost hit me while trying to park in front, when I told him to watch where he was going he asked if I was the r-slur so I called the bar and told them not to serve him and then watched from afar as he got kicked out

I watched a video on Facebook of when Donald Trump bragged about running down the ramp and after it finished it went straight into unedited closeup footage of 9/11 happening

They should invent a drink that hydrates you

yeah America is dystopian. Dystopianing another beer lol

Finally deleted X: The Everything App from my phone because it does this

Does he… you know… have the morals of an alley cat?

fred flintstone wife