Happy for all the nice Spanish gentlemen I ran into in Murder Kroger the Sunday before Spain's first game in Atlanta, I hope they enjoyed their time

Playing the national anthem now 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸

All it took to not kick the ball straight at Emi Martinez was to clear him completely out of the goal

This team is so terrified of making the wrong shot that they simply make no shots at all

Apparently the President is going to make a speech

Football's actually swinging by the store for a pack of smokes, might be a while

A goalkeeper with normal-length arms saves that

How are you gonna play a game in Atlanta and not play the Atlanta player? Argentina deserve to lose, robbing our star boy like this

More like Sinner Court, amiright? 🎾🇮🇹

Took a sad song and made it better

Tadej literally took a bow as he came across the line, he's too damn good

The Baptist in me says gambling should be banned entirely, but if we're going to have it, you should have to go to a physical place with actual business hours and place a bet with actual cash that you had to go to a bank to get.

Oh yeah, that's the MBS I know

Egypt really said

That's simply not what VAR is supposed to be: The referee didn't miss the foul, he looked at it and judged it no foul. VAR is not supposed to relitigate what the referee has already seen and decided

Watching Messi take penalties

has there ever been a man so effective at demolishing the vibe. historic scarer of the hoes

Pausa de hidratación 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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I will be sad for Bruno and not one other dude on that team

England vs Norway, you say?

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Thinking about a Hull accent saying "Dos a cero", it's a doozie

If the Belgian team didn't prepare for this scenario that's frankly on them. If you didn't prepare at least a little bit for a particular player to play, "But he wasn't supposed to play" is the weakest excuse in the world

And at least FIFA has a dedicated "We can disregard the suspension if we feel like it" rule written into the bylaws. Belgium clicked "I have read the terms and conditions" and now they're mad about what's in it

We got the Ronaldo treatment,we're a proper footballing nation now

Cape Verde defeats Argentina via a 2-3 loss in extra time

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Messi's superteam getting upset in Miami, you say?

KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR CAPES VERDE

Licha you break my heart 💔🇨🇻

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if I was the head of FIFA and you came to me and said you invented a technology that takes the most exciting and emotional events in sports and just kind of muffles them, but also operates in a completely arbitrary way and doesn't solve the "problem" of referee errors, I would shoot you with a gun

Virtually everyone who cycles on the road has stories about drivers nearly killing them out of carelessness or incompetence and then reacting to being appraised of having nearly killed them by threatening or trying to kill them.

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Hell odds are there's a Stanford Law judge in the crowd that can issue the TRI right now

Bring him home

*Stu talking for a solid minute about how hard going up and down over the wall is* Malik: 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Our dipshit administration can't even get the corruption right

That's not how this tournament had been reffed, that's not how this game had been reffed, that's despicable

A particular justice said that Flo Balogun's citizenship makes his less special, but Balogun has done more for this country the last month than that justice ever has

Similar but opposite of the Rule of Cool, I propose the Rule of Fool: You get your ass beat and need the ref to bail you out, you don't get it

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Like King Arthur, he appears when England need him most

It's nice for the England fans currently occupying mine and my wife's seats to get the full Atlanta United experience