people love to make phenomenons out of single instances "so there's this bit I do" and they did it for the first time ever last Tuesday and not once since

it's weird that we have Alaska. give it to Canada 🇺🇸 ‼️

evanpoasting will return soon

Beautiful Flowering Lemon Basil 🐀🐱

if there are people out there who can actually just stop thinking I deeply envy you if I try to quiet my thoughts and listen to the moment I get three parallel internal monologues shouting "stop thinking" "shut up" or "pipe down" until my focus breaks and I start thinking about JD Vance ball again

[guy who posts lyrics to perform depression and is also. a logic fan] who can relate? woo!

Christmas list: - 5 inch tungsten cube - 8ml vial of mercury - nondescript chunks of lead (for practice) - the nintendo switch 2 - freedom from my avarice

they grow more powerful by every moment that passes

silksong is pretty good so far but I wish it had more invasive ads and microtransactions

intent to recently became my first original song to reach 1k streams on Spotify which is huge and I am pleased 😺

he was actualy kind of spitting when he said this…

terraria... all achievementer...

listening to Pink Guy the Dark Woke Way

just realized I don't think I've ever seen a teacher/professor take a break from their lecture to use the bathroom. I was starting to think of it as a viable career path but now I don't think I have the bladder strength for it

please dont kill my wife i mean They

they're trying to put an end to me

while i understand the instinct to dunk on Republicans by calling this MAGA Maoism etc. i feel like a lot of people forgot that we already have a name for when a right-wing government seizes key industries and places them under party supervision "national socialism" wasn't a figure of speech lol

my name geoff

pink hodo is everything

fuck marry kill: jimmy beast jimmy fallon jimmy kimmel

this is me

see you at skylive <3

me in my mouse form: 🐀

finally gave my car a name. now whenever I stop driving I put link in park

It's peanut butter jelly time! (2:30 AM)

I made dis : ) planning on making project file breakdown videos too bc I think there is cool producer info to share open.spotify.com/album/6mNUDQ... seinsturg.bandcamp.com/album/encoded

every now and then my bluetooth headphones get blasted by a particle of solar radiation and unleash a deafening white noise sound on my ears it makes me scared to wear them

any 1 else lick up the onion milk as they cut up chili veggies

O.K.

👋👋👋bye jschlatt ‼️‼️‼️

we gotta pop quiz govt officials more. they don't have to know shit anymore. sad!

watching a cmc fan edit while listening to lexapro delirium good enough welcome back 2020

this is the type of shit I make and eat at 3pm on a Sunday after doing fuck all the whole day

electro light - symbolism

more and more people are saying this

??????????

yay

I can't explain why but I feel like there is kinship or relation here

iPhone???? more like iLol!!! 🙀😭😭😂😂😂🤤🤟🪲😺😺

Jimmy beast game is the Elfen lied of game show

My recent goal in life has been to embody what it would be like had someone given ultimate power and knowledge to me circa 2013 and I think I'm doing well

orb click click the funny orb

the knee shin stairs more like

For all those people who think “the left got more radical,” this is what the evolution of the GOP has looked like over the past few years.

If I Hear One More Pop Science Joke About Quantum Mechanics i will Crash Out

ok grok, inject human seed into a fertile chicken egg in order to create a irl homonculous

why are his movements so lizard coded

raysipeladygaga is easily the Pinnacle of modern reporting and it's not even close

at first i wanted to try different haircuts to see what they would look like and then it didn't work at all so i just said fuck it make me a cool wizard and i turned into a 10 y/o

This guy already scored a spot in my heart as an American Hero for refusing to comply with Don on J6 and ever since he has kept saying so much Based Ass Shit idk it's crazy