gabe newell is the josip broz tito of the internet

harold budd is aural cleric

woke up to hearing my neighbor clearly though our adjacent wall talking about Protecting the Grape Farm

dishwasher is the forbidden sous vide

alice in chains older brother core hemmy phonk

let me get yo dick size in radians

fascists can’t really grasp the power of minimal techno

Never Eat Combos if you dont Also plan to eat a Bale of Lettuce

My shawty a swarm of bees

why did they gentrify numa numa

we need the serbian aizen sosuke impression guy to handle the situation

I got that Wock, foo.

Payday 2 Amy and Samy Bouzaglo Character Pack DLC

polyphia makes music for Guga Foods grilling montages

tjmaxx an ai generated store

pre-finals period has me moving like tomodachi life

daily upon scrolling instagram i must decipher if a piece of fanart is of Sena from Jiluka or Lightning from Final Fantasy XIII

laying in my bed and slapping my bellay

the only people who played yugioh correctly were the kids at the game store that one tricked a single deck and yelled summon chants out loud during the match

sumo wrestler chankonabe nap except instead of a healthy stew i slammed like 15 quesadillas beforehand

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Old Traditional Austrian Methods

Art is when long title and bad songwriting

my chopped ass listening to malice mizer and reading Dante

Before you engage with a piece of media honestly, always remember to reduce it to a funny one-liner so that people don't think you're lame.

how it feels to be chopped in online subculture spaces

there is an infinity to 8pm on a weekend

after watching my peers lobotomize themselves talking to chatgpt im beginning to realize that Faust was a Fucking Loser

b-plot of enders game sounds real good right about now

training to become the next White Pharaoh

You Must Take The Lithuanians As They Are, Because They are Beautiful

imagine being so lame you make this playlist

Anubis has been keeping up with the times. Instead of weighing your heart against a feather, he asks you what your favorite emo album is.

Waiter i need more Categories. I need more Cores. Please i need more Cores. Orderingcore. Please.

You Are Not The Next Anyone. You Are The First You.

Aura farm on the Toilet by listening to Cage by Dir en Grey

I need a Cthonic big nosed Shawty

sometimes, things happen

have you ever stuck your arm into the dirt and held gods hand?

I Do Not Care for Goro Akechi

7/11 refeeding syndrome

hell is where people who have read two tumblr posts about linguistics explain nuances in japanese sentences to you

Threw my arm out playing Ddakji

"cant let gang know i fw this" YES YOU CAN. LIVE. SHUT UP.

If I Hear One More Pop Science Joke About Quantum Mechanics i will Crash Out

guys im up

You Are The Final Method

who wants to start a manzai duo

the revolution will not use corporate graphic design

sometimes i look in the mirror, hold my hand out, and imagine that i am levitating a floating cube spinning on its diagonal axis in order to gain confidence in my ability to do math