My Chemist does placement for uni students. Young guy serving me could key in the correct discounted price. After about 2 mins and 2 trips out back for instructions, old mate behind me couldn't stand it and walked out placing his items on the counter. I was a big box of laxatives. 1/2

To be brutally honest if that's what Albo had said. As is. I'd be happy. #auspol #alboslivespeech #aprilfool2026

Shorter national address

Albo about to address the nation

Holy fuck!! Did anyone time that. #auspol #aprilfool2026 #alboslivespeech

I swore I'd never do this. Hey Bluesky,what's the best way for me to watch #alboslivespeech #auspol #aprilfool2026

Real buzz in the air at under 7s ballet practice tonight with Albo’s live address to the nation imminent

Oz to Sepposville.

Looks like there's a hearing tomorrow at 10am, Application to suspend or terminate protected industrial action-endangering life etc. by Queensland Rail. Oh and the suspension of passenger trains was wholly a QR decision. #qldpol #trainstrike #translink

I feel sick. #auspol

The Coat of Arms will replaced with a picture of a puppy on it's back full submission mode looking at a picture of you know who. #auspol

All social media will be banned outright except for X which will be mandatory on all devices. #auspol

We form Four Eyes, where members of the Canadian, UK, NZ and AU intelligence services punch people randomly for wearing glasses

Ok, I'll start. The Israeli Ambassador will be expelled and we withdraw from Five Eyes. #auspol

What's the PM going to announce tonight, on April fools day of 2026. Of course wrong answers only. #auspol

www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03... Oh boy, the stories I could tell. But won't. #qldpol #translink #rtbu

Just so you don't miss seeing this. #auspol

www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03... Not sure why there's all the quotation marks but yes critical works that in the main are planned two years out from the actual day. You can't change that at short notice without costing a lot of money. #qldpol #translink

www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03... www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03... Two "breaking stories" that just popped up for me, both tragic but made me feel strangely that sometimes Queensland courts get it right #qldpol #auspol

Thank God that the government is going to help buy boatloads of fuel on the world spot market. That's just what we needed. Hands up who that directly helps. #auspol #qldpol #fuelcrisis

Shit loads of fuel. #auspol

Dumb, dumber and fucking stupid. *names and places are interchangeable. #auspol

Can we talk pedophilia? #EpsteinFiles.

#auspol #Australia

Long duration M1.3 solar flare detected around AR 4405 peaking at 04:15 UTC (Mar 28). A CME is likely associated. Because the eruption site is near the SE limb, it should be directed mostly away from Earth. More to follow. SolarHam.com

Please excuse my ignorance but if you underwrite something doesn't that imply that there's lack of money, not sure the lack of money is the problem here. #auspol #fuelcrisis

So if the Police make me anxious can I have them arrested? #auspol #qldpol

Fuel price gouging is…legal?! https://australiainstitute.org.au/post/fuel-price-gouging-islegal/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=fuel-price-gouging-islegal #auspol

Let me know when someone cops a $100 million fine, I'll dance naked on the steps of Parliament House with you. #auspol

Be cool if that was our ships..

Can't really see the increased risk to oil companies, $50mil - $100mil. If it was ever enforced maybe but show me where we've hit someone for $50mil in the past? #auspol

I wish our fuel was that, last night $3.09.9 AUD a litre for diesel, multiply by 3.8 equals $11.77 a gallon or about $8.21 USD. Thanks USA from Australia. #Auspol #USA #Iran

I saw 309.9 tonight for diesel in Brisbane. #auspol

You know what's missing from this #Trump war? Lot's of stuff blowing up in #Iran. OK, there's been a few but not thousands of bombs worth. This shit just doesn't add up #auspol.

www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03... Ok, so again. Where's the website? #Auspol #qldpol #lnp

Hey #auspol where's this fuel shortage website Bridget McKenzie is spruiking?

Wet spaghetti to the ready. #auspol

“You can’t say there is no international law except for you. But for us it's only our morality.” Mohamed ElBaradei, fmr. director general of the IAEA, explains the “lack of logic” in Israel–a nuclear-armed state–waging war on Iran in the name of preventing nuclear weapons: zeteo.com/p/iran-nucle...

A fool and their money are easily parted.

“Scammers are targeting Australians with advertisements for 'free' tai chi classes to trick them into downloading malware capable of stealing money off their devices..Scamwatch has received an uptick of reports..with people reporting losses of $5,000 on average” www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...

Ok, gonna go out on a limb here, but maybe living on a private island and having to pay body corporate fees forever wasn't the best idea in retirement. #auspol #qldpol

Aaaah, memories...🤔

From the river to the beach, Australia won't have free speech www.deepcutnews.com/p/a-list-of-...

If you want a different perspective on the Iran war. #auspol #Iran #US #shipping

Still empty. #auspol #qldpol #qldlabor #qldlnp #homeless

Your tax dollars at work. #auspol

You know what I really funking hate? "What you need to know", in a headline. #auspol

Buddy I think you're writing to wrong people. #auspol