I always look at Sweden and think: “Oh boy where’s the dipping sauce” in a Hank Hill voice

I’m just sayin he shoulda let us decide what to tattoo over it

It is *not* called the Epstein Ballroom. We should all stop talking about the Epstein Ballroom. Epstein Ballroom is not a name we should use. Keep the words "Epstein Ballroom" front and center in your mind so you remember that Epstein Ballroom is not the name.

Sorry, “International” Wombat Day??

Belfast Maine 10/18/25

And another. This one’s empty.

Define your music taste in eight artists: Thelonius Monk Roscoe Holcomb Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band The Gories Jonathan Richman The Dixie Cups Amyl and the Sniffers Shane MacGowan This blows eight is too hard

We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin. When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.

The best

You couldn’t pay them to eat birch leaves in the summer. But they are hogging them right down now.

Rodents eat the taproot on bull thistle

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

This new feeder kinda sucks

For people who go out in the world: protect your neighbors. If you see shit going down, get in the way. You don't even need to say anything. You can be a hero just be an obstacle in the way of fascism when opportunity strikes.

…aaaaaannnd they’re back. Fuckers.

Found 36 ewes in the new cut this morning. I guess they’re been living back there eating stump sprouts for like two weeks. Who knew? 🤷‍♀️ They’re back with the main flock now.

Every AI/San Francisco article is obscene. If investors put a hundredth of the funding into arts and education non-profits that they did into plundering arts and education, we'd have a Utopian society instead of whatever this is.

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Holy shit I just learned Maine is paying for all vaccines for all kids DIRIGO BABYYYYYY

Funny

Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains

A haunted house but it’s RFK Jr. breathing on a hot mic

Oh hey, I didn’t finish this, here’s the most moving thing you’ll see all day

It's just a sports ban. It's just a bathroom ban. It's just a healthcare for kids ban. It's just a military service ban. It's just a federal jobs ban. It's just a university housing ban. It's just a passport & visa ban. It's just one Constitutional right. It's just your status as free citizens.

"proposition" like, say, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal? that proposition?

Nearly everyone believes that crime is a huge problem, even as statistics show it declining, and nearly everyone believes that the solution to it is more cops, or weekend warriors playing cops, even as all the evidence shows that education and social services are more effective in reducing crime.

You don’t see me skeeting out the things I failed to accomplish at my job this week.

Ferret guy gets it

It just absolutely blows that RFK Jr. looked at this and said, no that’s not bad enough, we can do worse

Anyone who got kicked out of an event in 2002 for yelling at George W. Bush over his plot to invade Iraq is cool in my book.

this is what i look like if you even care

look personally i agree the earth is likely round, but we gotta meet these flat earthers where they're at ok? so our official position is now that the earth is a cube and we're working on taking a buncha rights away from people who still insist it's round. see, it's called coalition building,

I also wish ill to JK Rowling

Sandwiches, pierogies, and beer are anti-fascist now. I don't make the rules.

Cop : i was hit in the face by a club Lawyer : u mean a club sandwich right Cop (through tears) : still a club

The mighty mighty mighty bosstones