the dead mosquitoes committed insecticide

COOL SPACE FACT

jayne mansfield

Jeopardy just isn't as fun anynore

Back in the day we taped a polaroid camera to a stick. Hilarity ensued.

(to the "tune" of the Pawn Stars intro) i'm Paul Blart and this is my Mall Cop

what if instead of Henry Danger it was called Harvey Danger and instead of a kid who got hired to be the sidekick of an indestructible superhero it was about the band who made the hit 1997 song Flagpole Sitta

I like to use real life as a sort of internet

Good morning. For everyone who wants to get a better gander at the cover of our new album, The World Is To Dig, here you go. The painting is A View of Yosemite Valley after Mary Park Seavey Bolton, circa 1855. Song titles included! Arrives April 14.

Did you know that strawberries are not berries, and are actually mammals?

she gherkin on my pickle til I dill

Now hear this! Our latest song, a preview of our upcoming album The World is To Dig, is Wu-Tang. open.spotify.com/album/3ATWcp...

i get what they're talking about, this bowl really IS super

the Grammys were so good I wish music was real

i've never actually promoted these here so go listen to my mashup albums. they can be found at this link and they contain auditory disasters drive.google.com/drive/folder...

who up shaking hands with they beef

Rolex Fact Number 10: i'm actually just three of the Little Rascals stacked atop each other wearing a trenchcoat

You sure about this, Google?

it's been a minute, hasn't it

In the Beano this week Bananaman’s enemy General Blight becomes the head of DOPE - the Department of Pure Evil.

Had an insanely fun time at Coachella these last two weekends. What a blast to share the stage with Portugal. The Man, Paul Williams, Flavor Flav, DJ Lance Rock, David Arquette, and Thundercat, and huge thanks to Yo Gabba Gabba for inviting us all to the party!

Hey, remember when I co-starred in “Milo Murphy’s Law” with a girl named Sabrina Carpenter? Wonder whatever happened to her?

what the green flag means at a NASCAR race

hello im micheal eisner

THIS is how I find out John F. Kennedy died??