I had my baby on Tuesday. He’s beautiful and perfect. And I can’t believe I get to take him home and be his mama.

Last day of work before maternity leave, and I am miserably tired and peopled out.

The Bonnaroo lineup feels like a blast from the past. It doesn’t feel representative of current music at all nor true to its roots. Just a weird mishmash of indie-ish bands and Kesha.

Woke up and barfed my brains out this morning. But it will not stop me from having mac’n’cheese tonight.

I’m an oatmeal raisin kinda queen

Spotify Wrapped better not suck this year.

Tiger Soup Dumplings for lunch on this rainy day. 🤤

I’m so tired. Oh my heck, dude.

HOLY SHIT. Unusual Whales has been mentioned BY NAME in the US Congressional hearing on getting US Congress banned from stock trading. "Get on that Unusual Whales site...this is pathetic folks, we all know what is going on [on stock trading]" Said by Rep Tim Burchett!

From The Archives: ‘We Will Never Speak Of This Again,’ Says Trump To Mohammed Bin Salman As They Dump Khashoggi’s Body Into New Jersey River https://theonion.com/we-will-never-speak-of-this-again-says-trump-to-moha-1830547181/

Not a fuckin’ thing is gonna happen due to the emails being released. And I’m tired of getting my hopes up that justice of any kind is coming. I’d love to be wrong and eat my words. But as a millennial, I’m so used to being fucked over.

Started watching the new Frankenstein last night but couldn’t finish it … ya girl is tired. But so far it is really cool!

Got my RSV and covid booster yesterday, and hoooooo boy am I sore and have a fever. But knowing my baby is now able to make antibodies against some pretty gnarly shit before he gets here is clutch.

even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people

In one month to the day, I’ll be holding my son in my arms. What a beautiful thing.

Bugonia is my favorite movie this year. Yorgos cooked with this one.

Anybody tried the Baja blast pie? I need to know…

strangled eggs for brekky

Recently got back into Animal Crossing NH, and I forgot I named my island BůttHôlẽ.

About to hit up this Hayley Williams listening partayyyy 😭🖤✨

Having a morning where my skin feels like it’s on too tight. 😬

Robert Pattinson in Dune 3?? Yas plzzzz

Every time I go to the salon I end up being so sleepy that I wonder how I’m gonna hold my head up during my haircut. The second someone starts touching my hair, instant sleepies.

I wish Blue Sky would let me save drafts

Smart people can admit what they don’t know. Stupid people will try to keep up so they don’t seem like it.

When company goes home, my husband and I always have the most cuddly celebration of dinner in and a movie. Having people stay over is rad. Having people leave means a return to best friend time. 😇

A perfect celebration for our little dude. Man, we feel so loved.

Quiktrip pizza tastes exactly like the skating rink pizza I used to chow down on when I was a little kid.

Can’t access Hoopla due to AWS outage either! This workday has been 11 years long😮‍💨

Canvas is out due to AWS being down. And I’m soooooooo bored at work and dying to do my homework. 😫🫠

Finished The Substance last night and that movie stressed me tf out. Loved it. Highly recommend!

Watched Weapons tonight, and I thought it was awesome! Kept me guessing until the very end.

Every year, I host “TwiNight” where my friends and I watch Twilight (Mystery 3000 Theater-style commentary) and have a vampire themed menu. This time we are watching Eclipse, so my friend Liz made these ice cubes in honor of the newborn army and brought bagel BITES. Lmfao 😅

Pretty much how being pregnant feels rn

i love the idea that there’s definitely a few thousand people out there everyday that ask grok stuff like “is broccoli healthy”

Eddie Vedder has one of the best, most sexy voices in rock music. Ever.

we all know Kid Rock smells bad

Deafheaven is in town, and I cannot make my pregnant ass get up and go. Which makes me feel kinda old, but I’m also like 7mos along… so I’m just gonna eat Taco Bell about it.

if you needed another reason to stop using spotify:

Facebook is the worst fucking platform. I hate it. I hate that so many people use it as the only way they plan events and keep in touch.

look ai is completely destroying the world with massive pollution and is using up water at a concerning rate but at least you get to use technology that lies to you and is the primary propaganda mechanism by fascists

About to have dinner with my bestie, and I’m jazzzzzzzzzzzed.

Blaring Sleep Token in the dispensary parking lot is not the flex you think it is, brohamski.

Being pregnant has killed every bit of my capacity to small talk. I just can’t make myself play along like I once did, and honestly, that’s a good thing.

Another day, another woman posting delulu horror AI photos.

What an emotional day. But I found out I don’t have gestational diabetes. So I’ve got that going for me.

Going back to school for project management, and I love it. And I also learned about the terrifying realities of Amazon’s functional-level business strategy and AI efficiency.

I’m at the pregnant stage where all I wanna do is be a lil couch potato and feel my baby kick all day. That’s it. Any other requests or obligations can wait. Lmao