Hearts’ arse status: collapsed

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

Another team unaware they can’t compete

Robert Peston has to be performance art

Big news in Barrhead

www.instagram.com/p/DVqUiVKgQ3... Bayern have played 7 teenagers in the Bundesliga this season, including one 16 yo and three 17 yos. Not something to think about this season given the complete chaos it has been, but Celtic getting to the stage to be able to do this would be 🤌🏻

Here’s @samuelhorti.bsky.social on how the consolidation of soccer video games has mirrored the capture of the sport itself by some of the worst actors on the world stage. remapradio.com/other/enclos...

🚨NEW PODCAST🚨 🎙️ The Weekend Update - 06.03.2026 The Weekend Starts Here 🍀 
▪️The Nygren tactical puzzle
▪️Rangers game analysis
▪️Aberdeen struggles
▪️Chaos-ball vs possession
▪️Squad balance issues ▪️The unpredictable title race Listen ⬇️ thecynic.co/podcasts/the...

If you saw my Scotland x World Cup '26 cassette card fixture designs, I've gone and put both the coloured and plain background versions on my shop! A4 and A3 landscape or vertical layouts available. Click through to get one if you like. madebyfrankie.bigcartel.com 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

🚨NEW PODCAST🚨 🎙️The Reaction – Aberdeen 1-2 Celtic Our reaction podcast to Celtic’s victory in Aberdeen 🍀 ▪️General Thoughts ▪️Team Performance ▪️Player Performance ▪️Goals at Key Times ▪️Debut Bhoy ▪️Manager Thoughts ▪️Listener Comments Listen ⬇️ thecynic.co/podcasts/the...

Appointing the Motherwell manager might be the only way we avoid finishing 4th

Sitting behind a team we finished 17 points ahead of 10 months ago and who had to replace their manager this season cos of how shite they were and sitting 7 points behind a team with a tiny budget that finished in the relegation group last season. Sack the lot.

What happens when you go through two transfer windows with Scales and Trusty as your CBs and don’t attempt to upgrade on them

🚨 NEW PODCAST 🚨 🎙️The Weekend Update – 27.02.2026 The Weekend Starts Here 🍀 ▪️The Stuttgart performance ▪️Murray vs Scales vs Trusty ▪️The recruitment logic debate ▪️Rangers’ tactical identity & shape ▪️Exploiting transitions at Ibrox ▪️How Celtic should approach Listen ⬇️ thecynic.co/podcasts/the...

It’s so easy to laugh, it’s so easy to hate. It takes strength to be gentle and kind @madebyfrankie.bsky.social

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Scotland's World Cup '26 fixtures if they were blank cassette designs | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇩🇰🇭🇹🇲🇦🇧🇷

If the next manager is available, then Celtic need to just go out there and appoint them now. Season is slipping away and MON/Maloney don’t seem to have what it takes to stop it. (we won’t know if the next manager is available cos there’s no chance the PLC will have started looking for one yet)

This midfield might have the fewest legs any central midfield has ever had

Jimmy Stewart being scanted and 54 people liking it.

Dane Murray is half way to his testimonial season. Wonder who he will pick to be benched against

🚨NEW PODCAST🚨 🎙️The Agenda – 09.02.2026 This week on The Agenda: 
▪️Where Araujo’s goal ranks among iconic late winners
▪️The evolving midfield balance
▪️Defensive concerns heading into a crucial run
▪️Have Celtic truly turned a corner? 🎧 Listen now and subscribe ⬇️ thecynic.co/podcasts/the...

Stephen Welsh is the best fit CB Celtic own

Wonder how many managers this defence can get sacked in the one season

Kermode and Mayo’s podcast: you might also like… Me, sight unseen: I will not.

🚨NEW PODCAST 🚨 🎙 The Weekend Update - 13.02.2026 The Weekend Starts Here 🍀 ▪️The Celtic Tactical Plan
▪️Hatate Under Fire
▪️Big Tomáš and Adamu
▪️Ox Impact
▪️Manager Talk ▪️Title Run ▪️Kilmarnock Listen ⬇️
thecynic.co/podcasts/the...

“We’re writing our worst attributes into its source code, and it’s generating so much stuff back into the internet that it’s starting to drink its own piss.”

Maybe signing the old broken EPL player will work for us

🚨NEW PODCAST🚨 🎙️ The Weekend Update – 30.01.2026 The panel get you ready for a huge weekend for Celtic 🍀 ▪️Utrecht Performance ▪️Playoff Draw ▪️Stat Update ▪️Squad Questions ▪️Transfer Links Listen ⬇️ thecynic.co/podcasts/the...

Just when I think I’ve worked out which one of our Centre Back Chuckle Brothers is the worst, the other one goes and throws his hat back in the ring

🚨NEW PODCAST🚨 🎙️The Preview – Hearts vs Celtic Our preview podcast looking ahead to Celtic’s trip to Tynecastle on Sunday 🍀 ▪️Press Conference Audio ▪️Tactics Corner ▪️Tale of the Tape ▪️Key Battles ▪️Lineup ▪️Expectations Listen ⬇️ thecynic.co/podcasts/the...

Nice to see there’s a Hibs derby tonight between Tottenham and Dortmund. A Hibsing it invitational

🚨NEW PODCAST🚨 🎙️The Reaction – Falkirk 0-1 Celtic Our reaction podcast to Celtic’s victory in Falkirk🍀 ▪️General Thoughts ▪️Team Performance ▪️Player Performance ▪️Goal Scoring ▪️Manager Quotes Listen ⬇️ thecynic.co/podcasts/the...

Us going down the tunnel

Come back Paul Cuddihy, all is forgiven. #shapetoshoot

Say what you want about Wilfried Nancy but at least we didn’t have to see much of Liam Scales trying to play fitba

Actor/Director - we filmed this movie in x days Me, with no knowledge of how long it should take to film something - wow

Remember being at this game in 2016 and thinking it was the worst football I’d ever watched. Vast majority of that squad gets in our current first team

Seeing a lot of stuff about how winning is all that counts and how MON understood that and Nancy doesn’t. Seems that “to play football the Glasgow Celtic way” isn’t a consideration anymore

🚨NEW PODCAST🚨 🎙️The Reaction – Celtic 3-1 Aberdeen Our reaction podcast to Celtic’s victory over Aberdeen ▪️General Thoughts ▪️Player Performance ▪️Team Performance ▪️Chances Created ▪️Goals Scored ▪️Manager Thoughts ▪️Fan Protest Listen ⬇️ thecynic.co/podcasts/the...

There the opening salvo of the Nancy is Rocky video sorted. #WilfriedWinnebago

Celtic should offer £250k for that Stuart Armstrong at Aberdeen. Or £500k plus Luke McCowan

Been coming. Lovely move that, superb from Yang

Jonny Kenny put most of his points into movement and pace and then just fucked the rest off

In all my years watching football Liam Scales is the worst player to consistently get games for Celtic

Ryan Gosling in The Nice Guys 🤌🏻

Shame if something happened to it.

People raging about the colour of the wee magnets on Nancy’s tactics board need to grow the fuck up