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Gwen #art

If I hear one more millennial call themselves a potato I am actually going to peel their skin like one and wear their hide for warmth

Awful notification to get

I don't have any talents but I can sustain any injury without vocalizing pain they should put me on America's got talent and Simon Cowell will be tasked with attempting to execute me via firing squad

me

Bluesky sucks I want more nazi propaganda shoved down my throat

Did dis for a friend I'm pretty happy with how it came out #art

Edens garden is fun I like it when grace calls you a soyjak

So tired of pretending like raising canes is actually good it's literally tastes like those nasty ass chicken nugget Lunchables

The exaggerated swagger of ur hair on days when ur not doing anything important

My post got nudity tagged I posted the creation of Adam and I forgot he had a peanits I'm sorry guys

The creation of Maggot

"Transvestigators" having a really shit accuracy just shows that there's a lot more overlap of anatomy between the two sexes than anyone is comfortable admitting

1 will remove less than 99.6% of terrestrial life

I think most of tjr people that follow me just follow the same photography stuff that I do and think I will repost cool stuff but unfortunately I do not

What's up with having the urge to write the entire library of Alexandria during the literal only times I can't sit down and actually do it. Why has God forsaken me? Will be getting in touch.

Watching dog man not bc I gaf about the movie but the bad guys short before the movie

Having ear piercings presents me with the daily dilemma of do I want to violently rip it out and destroy my earlobe for no reason today

I've made 100 posts on this app apparently

I like the idea behind filled donuts but why they always gotta put way too fucking much of it inside it feels like I'm eating a goddamn water balloon fuck offff

My work switched out the super cool and awesome handsoap in the bathroom for a vastly inferior specimen we need luigi

Squidgame 🔥

I just found out Link Neal is 46 and still looks like that so I think twink death is only real if you're a quitter

Getting invested in football is a mistake I'm lowkey so fuckin mad at the bills

Oh. That's gore. That's gore of my comfort fish.

To anyone active on this app like how do u do it. How do u post daily or even multiple times daily. Do I just have to document every thought that comes to my mind because I operate on a timescale that sees the birth and death of stars as quickly as fireflies lights. Here is a magete for appeasement

Don't let people gaslight you, we all saw what we saw

Oh shit I forgot this exists wsg yall. Who r u people that follow me. Reveal urselved.

Tired of people saying "I cope with my trauma with humor" and then not being funny

Sometimes I get a random new follower every couple days despite barely posting I wonder if u guys actually wanna see my posts or the more rational reason the primal urge to click a button

I can't wait for more shitty slasher movies to never watch

Saw Kraven the Hunter. It was fucking hilarious.

I don't use this app enough for this who tf even are half of these people

Car radio being on a low but not zero volume making me think I'm schizophrenic hearing the faint sound of people talking around me while I'm alone

I've noticed myself subconsciously using 2013 lolcat typisms and idk how to feel about it

Fuck yeah new Charli albums

I like hello charlotte and I was a problem child

Every time I have to tell my coworkers that my partner is my "roommate" I feel like a middle aged Gothic man from the 14th century who dances in a manor on the countryside with my "best friend" where the village locals rumor that we are "quite fond of one another"

English Colonizers: I wish to have a feast with the Wanpanoags to commemorate the bountiful harvest The Thanksgiving Turkey:

Going on political posts here is awesome bc it's a honeypot for all of the human garbage accs that I can block knowing I'll never see them again

I didn't even come from Twitter so I don't really vibe with all the "I feel like it's my first day at a new school" posts I hated that app for so so long before

I need to post more on here but unfortunately I am chronically unfunny and can't think of many things to say

Do yall remember that brief period of time on tiktok/twt when ppl got mad over white people saying gyatt before it became total brainrot because it was cultural appropriation or something

MAGGOT IS IN RHE CHRISTMAS TREE

already tired of the whiny threads from young men about how society forced them to become monsters because they put woke in the video games or whatever. back in my day you applied some guyliner, wrote some emo lyrics in a journal, and handled it