Gen alpha in 15 years: "This was the future we were promised..."

While working on these animations, wherever I alt-tabbed, Teto's hair would glitch out. Here's a couple screenshots I managed to capture in time.

ty to everyone who bought my album for the bit yesterday. Crash Test hit the top of the charts in indietronica and vocaloid T-T

Spotify email: We’re reducing payout from $0.0031 to $0.0029 to fund Joe Rogans new podcast, also the AI DJ hates you because you forgot to sign up for payola+ Bandcamp email: BadaBoom! $7.77 from your loyal listener, with the following message “:3”

Teto sees a ghost

Instrumentals + Stems + spv files for all 4 singles are now up on my website! jam2go.com/arbormyth/cr... Edutainment is a bit high for Teto's register, but I like how unnatural it sounds. I think a Miku cover would sound really good if anyone wants to take a shot at it!

another doodle taken too far cuz Edutainment is a really good song.. wrow... now u can have crashtest momo teto matching icons

Teto Hallway Illusion www.youtube.com/shorts/OQ0py...

just me, my cat, and Special Agent Dale Cooper FBI

Edutainment feat. Kasane Teto www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZUg...

new music video tomorrow! are you not edutained?

In elementary school we had this "Accelerated Reader" program where you'd get prizes for reading books. To log a book you had to pass a little quiz to prove you actually read and understood it. I think letterboxd should add something like that.

New song this Friday! It's a fun one.

crash test tetos awkward smile cures my depression and waters my crops thx for making her real @jam2go.com

I got blender to render 1,179,648 particles for this 1 shot www.youtube.com/shorts/wG4O3...

all I'm offering is the truth, nothing more

The ending wasn't gaussian splats btw, it was just a very very dense point-cloud that crashed my computer like 100 times.

Testing out DLSS 5 in Kitten Burst!

I hope this e-mail.. I really dig this song and video! Can't wait till crash test comes out c: @jam2go.com

This my contribution to the mid 2020s trend of filming music videos in empty office buildings. ( for reasons we shouldn't examine too closely )

I spent an hour modeling this and nobody noticed it

I modeled the head which I think is fairly reasonable. The rest is metahuman assets which is a bit less reasonable. The hair is a custom Alembic groom hair that I modeled (the drills took forever)

Instrumentals + Stems are up for "I Hope This E-mail"! ( plus the Lyrics and the svp file )

she thinks she can still be a forbes 30 under 30

crash test teto by @jam2go.com has captured my brain

It hasn't even been half a day and this is already my best selling record just from pre-orders! I'm overwhelmed by the support on this project! Thank you so much. I can't wait for you all to hear the rest of what I've been cooking up!

I Hope This E-mail... feat. Kasane Teto www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQiz...

Crash Test is up for preorder on bandcamp for bandcamp friday! ( where the artists get 100% cut of sales ). You'll get new songs as they release and the full album ETA late April. The bandcamp version will also come with a few bonus tracks! jam2go.bandcamp.com/album/crash-...

My new song "I Hope This E-mail..." is out now, but the music video is still releasing tomorrow! This one is rendered at 60fps with a 2.39:1 aspect ratio! ( 4K Ultrawide ) so you better watch it on the biggest screen you can find.

The Sim feat. Kasane Teto (Simlish Version) youtube.com/shorts/QdRhy...

Fanart of @jam2go.com 's Teto. Watching The Sim video and listening to JaimyP host just got me so full of hope.

New dev video! "Recreating The Sims 1 Aesthetic in Blender" www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xB9...

Kitten Burst v4.05 - Patch Notes - minor bug fixes

Teto forma @jam2go.com background image courtesy of @ravendarkeye.bsky.social

everyone stream honey crisp by @jam2go.com sound of the summer

My Sweet ANN cover of @jam2go.com 's "The Sim" originally staring Kasane Teto is live !! I've had this song on repeat since its debut last week and finished this in a furor lol youtu.be/r-OE2xQjEeI #VOCALOID

I forgot this account exists whoops anyway NEW COVER UP!!! 🍎 Original song by @jam2go.com, full video in replies :-) #cover #vocaloid

Added a couple more things to the drive, The .svp project files and a doc with the lyrics + bpm!

Just added Instrumentals + full Stems for Honeycrisp & The Sim to my site If you want to remix, cover, or dissect them go ahead! jam2go.com/arbormyth/cr...

Wait should I though?

you can just make a sim of yourself if you want to

Crash Test - Loading Screen Tips ( art by @sleppu.art !!! )

The Sim feat. Kasane Teto www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC6c...

New song this Friday "The Sim"