i wonder if systemd units are turing complete

new single out 6/9 mv @ 3pm pacific on YT happy pride month y'all this one's for the gaymers scorpionnnnnn.sry.sh

when will social media platforms learn that killing the reach of ppl posting adult stuff won't make them stop doing it, it'll just make them no longer flag it appropriately or in bsky's case it'll just make people disable these flags altogether because they became entirely useless

hai

this just in..... we're absolutely positively moshing about in the chillest way possible PERFORMING @ #FORMFESTCHICAGO: @direct.wtf come watch resident tune maker, software programmer, and all-around Chill Guy for a night @ bookclub on july 11th ☁️

i was wondering why the little tools i made on my website broke and it was because the static file server i was using was causing traefik to get confused and truncate the last 2 bytes of a specific js file's response causing a syntax error. Cool

called support and they asked if my router was plugged in, i know im getting the first line low level techs that are supposed to handle grandma can't connect her phone but please dude

charter spectrum when the challenge is not randomly turning ipv6 off for multiple days:

bugs apparently find me extremely attractive this morning considering i ran into another weird one in apt where a background service had a lock for the last 5 days preventing updates, i think i will be using fedora on my servers from now on

apparently css luminance masking has been broken on ios safari for like 2+ years but mdn just straight up lies and says it works

girls be like "i know a place" and its us-east-1

i will attack the sun with my paws @neildegrassetyson.com

remove the word degen/degenerate from your vocabulary im not kidding.

have i ever said how much i loathe my bank? it sucks

Fucking stop using fucking Spotify just fucking stop. There are no excuses. If you're an indie artist and you prop up Spotify because you think it helps you you're part of the problem. Stop using it to listen. Stop using it to host your music.

oh how much i would love the tc39 if we had a defer keyword in javascript

Commission for @cedarbarks.net and @asher.dog!! Thank you so much!

surely ill get around to it...

this is a masterpiece

the cadillac escalade could be the worst looking car to ever be put into mass production

WAYS YOU CAN SUPPORT THE USPS

AS A USPS CARRIER— protest the delivery of Amazon packages by the USPS on Sundays. USPS does not deliver on Sundays but because Amazon advertises shipping and delivery on Sundays we are forced into mandatory (supposed to be voluntary) 12-hour shifts where we do nothing but deliver Amazon packages.

with that out of the way: wow ipv6 is kind of Fucking Awesome like what do you mean there's no NAT jail and my ipv6 address is just globally available.

"i identify as" nuh uh bitch i AM

did u know tame impala is just one fox

i think the golang ast + parser might be one of if not the best references for writing your own. i am constantly referencing it and shamelessly ripping ideas

Commission for @faide.bsky.social! Thank you so much!

my bible is the September 2025 Edition of the GraphQL Spec

we need more outage postmortems i wanna know what they fucked up at discord

we don’t hate on nvidia enough i thinks

would love to see nvidia bankrupt sometime in my life genuinely

i don’t like that i’m actually enjoying some aspects of writing php

lesson learned (2): never rely on device names for mount points

somehow this fucked up my computer so bad it ended up mounting the windows recovery partition to my games folder

what you're referring to as the costco hot dog, is in fact, the costco hot dog and 20 oz soda combo, or as ive recently taken to calling it, hot dog plus drink

KDE will be 30 years old this year and Katie updates her look! KDE is all about innovating, but Katie hadn't changed her apparel in more than 10 years. Now, sporting an orange hoodie and leggings, she's ready to spring into action and stomp on all those bugs! kde.org/anniversarie... #kdeAt30

NVIDIA-SMI has failed because it couldn't communicate with the NVIDIA driver. Make sure that the latest NVIDIA driver is installed and running.

i really love having to reinstall nvidia drivers every time i upgrade my kernel, thanks nvidia

the prevalence of llms in programming is extremely frustrating

FORM FEST CHICAGO form turns 8 in the windy city 🌆 FEATURING PERFORMANCES BY: @canofbliss.bsky.social @defsharp.bsky.social @direct.wtf Marcix @rekondub.bsky.social @wishlane.bsky.social JULY 11TH, 2026 @ BOOKCLUB CHICAGO #FORMFESTCHICAGO

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wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

girl rotting

The U.S. Postal Service's leader says it is set to run out of money in less than a year and may have to stop deliveries because of declining mail volume and what USPS sees as burdensome requirements. n.pr/4bu15df

overdraft fees should be illegal