I am in a committed polyamorous relationship with every Waffle House in the state of Georgia

L + ratio + your copy of fabfilter appears to be pirated or infected

The guys from jet lag moved over here I can delete Twitter in peace now

Just actually looked at twitter for the first time in like four months apparently spelling Colombia correctly is woke and gay now

Happy holidays to those who celebrate

Please note: 1) This number is legit. 2) It is run by trans and nonbinary folks. 3) They do not call police. Please live.

At the function skeeting

They should invent a chair that doesn't make you want to rip all of your skin off when you're putting it together

Hi guys

Oops 😊

What if DB Cooper was just really autistic and his hyperfixation was hijacking a plane and then parachuting out of it and plummeting to his death probably

The Apollo is such a stupid looking interface

I immediately found a tennis ball and forgot I was even worried

brand new diner serves coke the normal way

Playing Minecraft

Here's a version with alt text.

do not let yourself spiral. let the rage of being denied a quiet, simple life be reason to fight back. let it be motivation to act on those desires you've been holding back on. let it be a reason to care more intently. about yourself, and about others. let your anger flow into action. fight.

erm… ☝️Is this thing on 😂 #MyFirstSkeet

So it begins