Wireless collar that regresses you via an app on your caretakers phone Who naturally uses it when you're in the most inconvenient places

Regression training has taken away your object permanence - out of sight; out of mind. When you're buckled into your highchair for your fifth daily feeding of lax-laced baby food, its tray blocks your view of your pampers, even if they're on broad display for everyone else~

I believe this is too long to post on here outside of a screenshot

Last post here but someone wanna explain to me bluesky etiquette? I'm but a humble tumblr hick in the big website.

I wonder how many people on this website have at least heard of me. Even in passing. There's admittedly a small part of me dying to know if I'm THAT level of famous.

Look at me using other website than Tumblr... please do try to hold all applause and fanfare