I used to bloody hate crossing that road when I lived there, so I'm glad it's been closed to most traffic 😈

Cursed hole in the snow

Are we... winning??

@blippo.plus hello, we just finished your game tonight, we really enjoyed it! I'm sending you a self-addressed envelope but noticed there was no way to compensate you for the postage (we're outside the US). Could you possibly advise? Thanks

The utterly batshit "business" newsletter I get (intended for someone with a similar name) isn't getting any better. This is just utter hogwash

Does anyone else go out and then kind of forget how to interact with other people? That was me this afternoon

Watch out - stupid roadworks on Niddrie Mains Road causing delays

Looks like an ad for something else if you catch my drift

Just going to mute and/or block people for unreasonable naivety now. It's starting to irritate me

For some reason YouTube recommended me this, and I'm glad it did youtu.be/xUOpgyvCYPE

Police helicopter overhead. Wonder what's going on?

every single thing "Your Party" seem to do now I just hear Ini Kamoze in my head barking 'here come the rake stepper'

Just had a burst of loud static from my Bluetooth headphones, I HATE it when that happens

Little guys!!

Post an image that will always make you laugh

Is there such a thing as an inkjet printer that doesn't need its sheets of paper hand-fed, because for some reason they can never do it themselves?

Does anyone remember a website around 2005 that seemed very mysterious and had a countdown timer with loads of little dots around the globe? I remember thinking it was a countdown to the end of the world or something :D

I keep seeing replies to the Labour MP with the same first name as me out of context and I keep panicking that people I like are angry with me lol

Got some nice Christmas cards from the Terrence Higgins Trust this year. If anyone wants to buy them they're here: cardsforcharity.co.uk

😊

Not surprised given the company she keeps, I remember she was one of the first people to come out and give a glowing review and advertised that book by hannah. Barnes

Guess which dafty went all the way to Porty to get rid of a sharps box and then, once she got there, realised she'd forgotten it? Yeah, it's me

Sick of transphobes whining about how hard-done-by they are, when they're usually very privileged

Just so everyone is clear, I've always been a remainer and think Brexit was daft, but trans healthcare comes first for me nowadays. It's not a side issue you can just write off, as some privileged people like saying

One of the many reasons why I don't listen to the Rich News Cunts podcast from Nepo Baby Media plc

Children by Robert Miles plays in the background

How have I only just noticed that the ringing sound at the beginning of Blondie's Hanging on the Telephone is the UK one, not the US one?

Pedestrian crossings should also be vaguely flat, not on some horrendous incline. Cough, cough, Safestore on Newcraighall Road

What is with some folk spreading headlines that aren't current, pretending that they are? The number of reposts I've seen of graphs and articles that are from years ago is unbelievable

The latest adventures, live from Your Party HQ

Also gonnae stop doing word questions that don't work in a Scottish accent, Richard Osman

What is it with (other) homeowners and being snobby? Why do people think they're wonderful because they were able to buy a house? I'm a homeowner and I'm not like that. And I'd never be a pissing landlord, God forbid 🤮

A PIE TORTY

That's two buses dropped off the tracker today in two locations. Aaaaaaa

Bought something from eBay and it seemed to come with a poem and a postcard (complete with message) that has a 1988 postmark. Very peculiar but I appreciate the extra stuff

My dad is a big fan of Ricky Gervais, but I haven't really enjoyed anything he's done in the last decade. Should I give him another chance? I just remember him blocking me on X for some crappy joke I made once

I would do this

Anyway, well done to Mamdani, he seems to have worked hard and comes across like a good, genuine guy. Nice to have a bit of good news in politics for once!

literally every time the media talks about polanski or mamdani

I'm always mystified when charity campaigns give a large suggested donation amount and put it next to the word "just". "Just $300 could feed this family". "Just" $300?!

I've always liked these graphics. We never really had them over here, or maybe we did but we only had terrestrial when they were on

This is the cutest 🦖

Just made an arse of myself again. I was visiting a chemist (not my usual one) and a lady held the door open for me, and as I was thanking her, my right hand decided to tighten on the scooter's lever and I went right into a row of chairs like they were bowling pins. Talk about a prat moment

I don't know about you, but I loathe all these "Christian" churches which seem to ignore the teachings of, um, Jesus Christ. They're such a blatant grift

Quote with your favourite film and album from the year you were born

I try to go onto FB to see updates from friends, but end up getting the stupid opinions of braindead old racists shovelled at me. I'm just blocking them all, I have no desire to interact with them at all

We love to see it