What is with people who don't even live in an area (and haven't for about 40 years or something) joining local FB groups and moaning that the area isn't how it used to be? You don't even live here!

Think it's time someone did a GB and Ireland version of this. Where does KJuice become KGinger? etc

Important kitter

Doctor has prescribed me stronger shampoo as the previous one wasn't working so well. The problem is, this one STINKS. It is honking

This is good news. I'm wondering why the map shows urban areas to have fewer signatures though. Not as much worry?

Tourist: say something in Gaelic me: don't say Ambaileans Èiginn, don't say Ambaileans Èiginn me: Talla na Creige Nuadh 😊

Shartlow clearly hasn't noticed that the vast majority of transphobes are Zionists anyway, and vice versa

P-chaaaaan!

Looking through my old pictures of Aberdeen, and there's this one from December 2009 (during a cold snap) when no taxi companies would answer their phones, the buses were all cancelled and I had a train to catch that day 💀

Pumpkin and squash

Little happy guys 🦈

Whenever I think of names for things, I keep gravitating towards gems, animals and foods. Why? I blame Crash Bandicoot

Anyone who says "blocking is harassment" or that it "triggers their PTSD" is a manipulative self-absorbed drama queen perma-victim arsehole. Trust me, I've met enough of them

Found this at the corner shop earlier. It's quite nice. Was hoping it'd be like Tizer Ice (mind that?) but it's not. Still a good drink though

unbelievable taxi firm motto in perth

Hahaha

Oh this guy is big mad. "Antisemitic Scum", eh? I bet he's an Israel-shagger who doesn't like that I don't think Israel have the divine right to kill hundreds of thousands of people, or some shit

Finally my petition is approved! There’s a list of flags you can fly in England and Wales without planning permission, including the rainbow flag. Sign here (anyone in the UK) to try and get the progress flags added to the list. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

grumpy buddy

This scam is going around again and they're now pretending to be Palestinian, even though they weren't last week. They've made $32k from one video of dubious origin. Do NOT donate

Noticed I've been dropping followers like flies. Wonder if I should tone down the mock anger a bit, it probably looks a bit weird to most folk who aren't trying to cultivate a Brooker-Meldrew persona

Look at this floofer 🐰

Every time I see "fae" in someone's bio, my brain immediately kneejerks to "fae where?"

The Internet Archive is really important. Bloody record labels

Current task: trying to imitate Björk's incredible growling in Big Time Sensuality

Dreamt that I was involuntarily falling asleep on some stairs at Carlisle station, which looked less like the usual Citadel station and more like a mix of an early 90s mall, an Oxford college and gare Montparnasse. Also my parents gave me a couple of £50 notes but they went through my hands

MYSTERY MAN gives you LITTLE GUY "Take this. You never know when you might need a little raccoon"

Starmer won’t say racism is bad because he’s running a white supremacist government. It’s okay to say it!

These days, you can get malt whiskies for about £20 a bottle online. Blends aren't far off that price now. Considering that, is it really so terrible to mix a cheap malt with cola?

An alarming number of people in positions of power seem to be completely unable to distinguish good from evil as long as the evil is spoken in a reasonable tone of voice by a white man in a suit

I often forget that "morning people" actually exist, who are presumably the reason for the number of food delivery vans on the road at this hour. Imagine having shopping delivered at 9am! On a Saturday! I'd rather have it at 9pm

BBC current affairs = worthless

Ah TOTP 1998 is probably into the period when I paid most attention to pop music now. Not heard that Boyzone track for aaaages

I'm surprised so many people are having bother with "online culture" now. It's not really new. In 2001 I was all "it si t3h l33t! w00t! ^_^;; that sux0rz!!" Have people not had enough time to catch up?

Scammers pretending to be diabetic and in need of insulin / sugars: you know there are actual diabetics that can spot you a mile away, right?

I have to go in for a THIRD set of bloods next week 🙃 Why can't my measurements be normal?

New meme idea: if someone is too salty online, offer to put them in here

Does anyone else keep thinking the background singer on She Is Mine by the Psychedelic Furs is going to sing "BORING!" instead of "fall in love"?

I think this photo sums up what I think about the shooting

New pizza idea 👀

Look at this doggy!!!!

Managed to open up an old mini PC and upgrade the drive. I'm usually crap with anything involving screwdrivers and "elbow grease" so I'm fairly satisfied. I feel knackered though after trying to pry open the cover with an old credit card (took forever)

BE waving a big red flag as usual. Worracunt

Sorry to see Kevin go. He seemed like a good MSP. I remember voting for him in 2011, then afterwards was at the Spar on George Street and the guy behind me said "mind an vote SNP!" and I said "I did, actually" and he gave me a hug. I realise this sounds like one of my dreams but it isn't

Saw a bit of graffiti on Greendykes Road the other day that said "I ❤️ my trans homies". It's nice when you're reminded there are decent people out there

Well I'm glad I had my earplugs in for that

PHONE ALERT TEST at 3pm. A final reminder for all those hiding a phone for whatever reason.

Seven of Nine to Five

Just saw an article from someone who once went on about "discussing passport options" to elicit sympathy, as if that was a completely normal thing that most people can do. Is it just me that finds that implication annoying, or is it just because I'm only entitled to one (BWITISH 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧) passport?