I need to go Disneyland but like in a conducting a social experiment capacity.

What My Grandpa Did To My Nose Is Worse Than You Think

I need a full mech cockpit gaming rig and a mech game that details every step of the piloting process. I need to see the holy work started by Steel Battalion brought to its glorious conclusion.

Holy fucking shit this is awesome use this now cybernews.com/security/dev...

After 41 levels and 173 hours, I think the two biggest things I want out of Helldivers is a no cape option and a stratagem ball launcher cause as far as I am aware, there's no medium armour with servo-assisted

9:35 everyone off the sofa

I'm not scared of a game.

#NowListening w national treasure Catherine Tate taking over from Emma Gregory as Greyfax

Extremely funny that I started an Aliens-style Sororitas story that opens with a squad in an APC, then I saw artwork of a squad in a dropship, then GW released a trailer that shows a squad in a crashing dropship, 2026 is the year of putting nuns with guns in metal crates ig

I need a flight suit so bad it's not even funny

HE JUST HACKS, WHACKS, CHOPPIN' THAT MEAT

Felicia Hardy 🤤🤤🤤🤤

you're in trouble, girl #blackcat

It’s Isabela week over on twt so I’ve been having a lot of fun cooking up some art of her <3 #dragonage

If you make a shorter movie, you have less things to spend money on. Perhaps he should consider not making them three fucking hours long. How about we try a tight 1:45 for the fourth one.

"Ugh, this work shift is dragging on, idk how I'm gonna make it through this." The John Woo in my head: Give a guy a gun, he's Superman. Give him two, he's God. "Thanks, John Woo."

yall fw my kermit

"What a stupid take. I could qrt them, but is this really how I want to spend my time on this earth?" The Ice Cube in my head: 1993, much more ba-e-ya-e-younce, Ice Cube comin' with the half ounce, not just knee deep, Jeep fulla smog, A-to-mic Dog "You know what, you're so right, Ice Cube."

What was bro's plan exactly

DO NOT LISTEN TO EDGE OF SEVENTEEN BY STEVIE NICKS WHILE PLAYING HELLDIVERS 2 YOU MAY MISS SOME IMPORTANT DETAILS ABOUT YOUR ENVIRONMENT

"Oh, yeah. Go get 'em, boy."

MUCH TO BE LEARNED ABOUT ME AS A PERSON FROM THIS FUNNY DEADLOCK GUIDE I HAVE TO SAY. QUITE AN UNEXPECTED TURN FROM SITTING DOWN TO WATCH THE NEW FUNKE.

I'm a very uncomplicated guy this is all you need to know to stay friends with me for life

"The day we took hostages was the day we became mercenaries, and mercenaries get paid! I WANT! My FUCKinggg! MONAAAYY!!"

Let it be known I am a mech purist, power armour is not a mech and vice versa a mech is not power armour this has been a machinehead PSA 🫡

Well I was gonna record the replay and put Shadow On The Sun over it but I forgot that you can't pause or rewind the replay and I'm too sleepy to do over

I'd put money on the fact that someone on the Top Gun Maverick choreography team played Cape Rainy in AC7

zeon soldier, laughing: hey, char - i went to the dicksucking factory and- char aznable, immediately: and i was employee of the month every goddamn month. zeon soldier: char: you think you can suck a dick as good as me, soldier? zeon soldier: no sir. char: that's right.

Arrowhead I can't draw for shit but I'll do the novel version of this for you. Please let me do the novel version of this for you.

HEY EVERYBODY THERE'S SOME NEWS GOIN' ROUND ABOUT A GUY NAMED BUTCHER PETE

ED HARRIS has TAKEN ALCATRAZ, and NICHOLAS CAGE teams up with SEAN CONNERY to stop him. He has 81 hostages and unless the government pays him $100 million, he is going to launch CHEMICAL MISSILES at SAN FRANCISCO. If you pitch a movie this cool today, they EXECUTE YOU.

Finished this yesterday btw fucking awesome. If I see one more Realistic Depiction Of A Panic Attack or another character who's a Listless 20-Something Who Overworks To Avoid Problems And Can't Communicate, I'm going to blow my fucking brains out. MAKE MOVIES THEATRICAL AGAIN!!!

The 2026 Collection

Hate being a huge fan of the world's most unfortunately named sci-fi/action franchise. No good way to deploy "I have a lot of fun Predator facts!" as an icebreaker.

I love When Harry Met Sally, I always have and I always will, but what we need is an evil, fucked up violent Raid style action counterpart that portrays how yearning can also feel like a Doom level a lot of the time.

Sitting my ass down for sermon to hear the word of our Lord, amen

IT PISSES ME OFF TO A MONUMENTAL DEGREE

For your enjoyment, Parker Posey's gay little outfits in this one

Imagine being in your early 20s in 1977 and you had Fleetwood Mac's Rumours, Star Wars and The Shining all releasing within five months of each other I would have lost my fucking mind dude

no, BArBIE. i meant gorge 🙄 #emmafrost

I've been working so much I forgot we still had the 31st left

USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked

A lot of people expect more from Chappell Roan than they do from their own elected officials

Since I'm not making it for the new year cause I got work later, here's my 2025 Ranked 🫡 boxd.it/CJk2E

Zatanna #Zatanna

Very interesting marketing strategy to see in the age of AI lol