was wondering why work was so quiet today and then realized I forgot to start outlook after updating...

Carney is spending money like crazy and literally none of it - not a goddamn cent - is boosting public services they actually deliver to Canadians.

Dreampt my village was being overrun by black bears and we were not handling it well. Probably a dream about the guilt I feel for my lack of community leadership. Anyway, it turned out the bears were escaped from a negligent bear farm. I was on the phone with them when I woke up.

Growing up, every time I needed a good pen I could steal one from my dad. Somehow they were an endlessly renewable resource. I have become the same type of dad to my kids, but with charging cables, apparently.

Western-backed genocidal war monsters drive tanks over children, and people think we're going to back down when they accuse us of "supporting" the barefoot teenager who sprinted over the ruins of his home to take out the tank?

Glad I checked to make sure I downloaded the right Holes video, before playing it for my kids.

It's not Canadians vs Lightning, it's refs vs goalies.

Fuck sportsnet and this bullshit one-frame-per-second garbage

Super discouraged by how hard it is to get by, right now, with a relatively good income

Sascha Baron Cohen is worse than every actor Disney refuses to work with.

Cake, pie, etc

This is infuriating. Canadians look at this and think "see, government can't do anything right." But this is what you get with these neoliberal public-private partnerships. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

Isn't their logo a butthole?

Hey Canadians, are you excited to FINALLY have something to invest all your discretionary capital into? What do you mean you don't have discretionary capital sitting around? What are you, some kind of pleb??

Was excited for like 1.5 seconds before I realized this is just a hedge fund. I've always admired Norway's fund, which takes in the profits from oil and gas. This is completely different. It's yet another avenue funneling public money into private development. www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...

We have enough food to feed everyone, houses to house everyone, schools to school everyone. There's just one giant, complicated, manifold problem: hierarchy.

I'm oldmaxing

Hard to believe but I somehow got even older.

If you cook with gloves on I don't respect you

The problem with individualizing the moral responsibility: do you drive a car? Is your diet entirely local? Do you shower for more than 5 minutes every 3 days? If you can say 'yes' to all of these and more, then you might be without sin, you can cast stones at AI users. If no, get a grip.

I've read a bunch of articles, and this is the only statement that actually mentions Jewish people, and it's not even his words. Everything else is aimed at Zionists. Nicholas Amor is himself Jewish. So this is sketchy as fuck. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

If your recipe includes pre-mixed spices, IT'S NOT A RECIPE! Like a recipe for apple pie that says "start with an apple pie." You're supposed to be telling me how to make this shit!

I was wrong to assume that Carney was a shrewd neoliberal investment banker. This isn't an investment, it's a GRIFT. Mark Carney is STEALING from us. Cutting social programs, housing, and climate infrastructure, to funnel money into the weapons industry, directly benefiting the top 0.1%.

$81.8 billion dollars. With prices going up on American goods, we could be investing that money into the Canadian public, building up the working class, making life more affordable. Instead we're going to buy submarines, missiles, and build data centres for military AI.

Mere minutes after Carney gets a majority, another tax cut. And fuck the environment.

Trudeau no longer has any impact on their lives, but the dark dopamine of hate lingers on.

New Malcolm in the Middle was corny and great.

@ryanarey.bsky.social important thing you're missing in your daredevil breakdown. You're saying "law and order," but they're just doing order. Disappearing people isn't law.

Whoever invented those loud plastic wheels on the flinstone car, fuck that person. I hate that sound so much. All you had to do was use a bit of rubber.

"Iran's broader demands include withdrawal of US combat forces from the region, lifting of sanctions, and release of frozen assets." This is America surrendering, btw. Love to see it.

I'm avergic to those gross goopy egg and bread things people make on Easter for some reason.

www.popularmechanics.com/science/a708... Darkness travels faster than light 🤯

Comber was out hunting, his friend was like 'I'm pissed about an ex'... So he just shoots randomly into the passing vehicle and kills a woman. I guess it's true that you can't prove intent, but this is all kinds of fucked up and I feel sorry for the victim's family. www.ctvnews.ca/winnipeg/art...

Stop arguing about whether AI is bad and start arguing about who it serves and what specific implementations should be contested. I want to see a principled leftist position, not a moral panic.

I can't imagine shamelessly posting Grok screenshots as if they are authoritative proof of anything other than your own capacity to ask biased and leading questions to a machine that was optimized for sycophancy...

8-1. would love to hear the democratic party dead-enders spin this one for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sad story about a horrific type of cancer. News reader cropped the image on the wrong guy. But then, even in the full image Duong is out of focus and viewed from a side angle... Questionable choice for a photo...

I'm hopeful... It's an unfamiliar feeling. youtu.be/WH1o2mo4E0Y

Is there anything more vile than forcing refugees to pay for their own healthcare? In a country with public healthcare... cupe.ca/carney-gover...

I'm still shocked by how Hasan Piker's expensive shirt killed all those Cuban babies.

Carney once again pretending he has values. www.thestar.com/politics/fed...

Canadian bacon is an op to trick Americans into thinking we have shitty bacon.

If your biggest problem in life is that the tim hortens staff are immigrants, nobody should have to listen to your complaints.

The war's most likely outcome is a more brutal and isolated IRGC with consolidated power that is more determined than ever to build a nuke. At the same time, the region will be less stable, less prosperous, and significantly harder on the people of Iran. That's what success looks like for Israel.

I fucking HATE how Carney is is laundering a one-sided legal framework designed specifically to strip context into a Canadian government position. This doesn't represent me. This doesn't represent human decency.

Spineless Carney calls on IRAN to stop attacks on civilian infrastructure. IRAN, not Israel, not the US... IRAN... www.pm.gc.ca/en/news/stat...

Carney just used special pandemic-era purchasing procedures to bypass competition and accountability mechanisms and award $307 million to a Czech-owned weapons maker. We laid off doctors and scientists for this... ottawacitizen.com/news/politic...

Zionists demand the power to define the boundaries of legitimate political speech. This must be stopped.

So apparently Iran is using inflatable decoys to divert US/Israel missiles.

This is a direct attack on our Charter protections. This won't work, it's way too late for an injunction, and it would be completely illegal to block the Al Quds march. So this is pure theatre for the Zionists and Islamophobes.