unfortunately I am always the guy making the deck (plz make a deck to explain the deck by COB)

Unexpected philosophy from an article on harvesting zinnias 🌸

I LIKE! MEAN! WOMEN!! I LIKE! SOFT! MEN!!

My accents has morphed into generic midatlantic but my verbiage is still Long Island (I stay “I’m on line” and order pizza as a “pie” and a long sandwich is a “hero”)

“Owalas are too colorful” ok ok send them to me

Late to the trend because the site didn’t have some of my games (hashtag old)

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All I care about is Osty in Slay The Spire 2.

Who would win- 25 mg of adderall or a full day work retreat

✨Its Scholastic Book Fair Time!!! ✨ I did this last year but I am asking for help from anyone & everyone to help put more books in the hands of my elementary students!!! Please considering adding to my book fair eWallet so I can make sure no kid goes w/o a book! shop.scholastic.com/ewallet/fund...

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First tattoo this weekend, kinda nervous, what if the artist doesn’t wanna hold hands while she works??

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Got feedback that hurt my feelings!! Is that okay??

Why did I pick this year to build a PC

Stop ✋ 🛑 And tell me your favorite animal crossing villager

Not even 11 am and I’ve been asked for a “transparent jpeg” please

Honey graham latte and black sesame kouign-amann! Thing who is going to be okay!!

Thinking (again) about The Seance of Blake Manor and how y’all should play it

Also can we discuss the Montauk Monster bc… I love them

Every time I take my meds I consider starting a substack

If you’re not realllll then how come I feel this wayyyyyy (little babiessss)

And yes I did scream when I opened my SMISKI and it was the exact one from my pfp

Life imitates art 🖼️

Just FYI I love y’all

Revenge isn’t enough (peg his dad)

Small 🙂‍↕️

They had me displayed at the aquarium!! 🫧

HAPPY VACATION @halfmoonjoe.com , the Martha Stewart of Twitch 🙂‍↕️🎂🤟🏻

Please be careful in the snow tomorrow!! Don’t shovel above your waist!! Def make snow angels though.

Why yes I use fountain pens, how did you know??

Asked my friends if I should be worried that my bosses are having an “urgent meeting”

MY ISLAND AUTOFILLED SHERB what a time to be alive 🥹 Now if I can get Bob, Biskit, or Coco I will be fulfilled

Me watching @halfmoonjoe.com 🙂‍↕️

I can get away with pretending I’m from Maryland until you hear me call a big sandwich a hero

Sorry I was MIA I got the fluuuuuu (102.5 feverrrrr)

As a side note, I was an EMDR skeptic but it has done WONDERS for my PTSD so don’t knock the butterfly hug until you try it I guess?

My favorite part of therapy is going “Yeah, see you next week, thanks so much! 😀” after sobbing and reliving a sadness compilation of the last 34 years

I have so much work to do but instead I taught myself to dougie (lifelong learner!!)

I’m lucky enough not to need anything but I had fun putting together things that make me smile!

I want to do a lil Bluesky doodle exchange so I can fill my cork board with lil drawings and such!

Sirens!! Going to MSG!!! Hockey!! 😭🥹😭

I love seeing people posting their Thrones and being delighted that people send gifts! As a fundraiser it just makes me happy to see other people realize that (some) strangers are (generally) so much more generous and lovely than we expect!

HE HAS ARRIVED

POV: we’re on a coffee date but all I can think about is SMISKI collectible figurines

Cons: I have to go to Arlington for an 8 hour meeting Pros: I can walk to get myself a SMISKI AFTERWARDS (if I am good) (it will be my first lil collectible!)

Also I smell like this now

Re-Learned to sew over break 🙂‍↕️ (I broke 4 needles)

ICE FALLS! ICE FALLS! ICE FALLS!