Brother ghost story: my little brother described seeing someone in his room and was accurately able to describe my grandpa’s twin who died before my brother was born down to details and personality. Plus my brother is also a twin! Of course it could have been a coincidence but I suspend my disbelief

Update- what’s most embarrassing is that my !husband has a similar wrap on but he literally hit his hand with a power tool while I *checks notes* rolled my ankle because I was checking out some sweet Baltimore architecture

Good morning I absolutely ate shit while walking down the street today and my glasses fell off in a comical fashion and many people saw!!

Telling my therapist that stream is back 🙂‍↕️

Painted my nails btw who remembers MySpace?

It’s like he’s here 😌

I should actually be able to watch stream tomorrow 🥹

The Montauk Monster in its natural habitat!!

Mind if I serve a little deity energy at the combined 60th & 4th birthday party?

Home for the weekend and we are NAUTICAL

So I now split my work time between DC and Baltimore and let me tell you! I am lucky to hang out in two of the coolest cities!

@halfmoonjoe.com merch has become a family event I guess!

Good morning 🌞

If you ever think color seasons aren’t real, please observe me and cool-toned, soft me

How long into a new job do I have to wait before going from “gender conforming lady” to “generous shapeless benefactor”

*smooches ur forehead* no one is mad at you and i am proud of you for being here

First day of my new job so I might be around for stream a lil less (quitting immediately)

Spent an absurd amount of time making a new desktop wallpaper for my new job

This was the first thing I saw when I got back to DC- don’t worry! I gave them a very DMV welcome! 😁

Long Islanders must be fed fresh seafood at least twice a year or we die

Went to the polish festival back home 🇵🇱

Forever obsessed with the quiet car on Amtrak. It’s like emote-only mode in real life.

There’s a thousand things I could say about DC right now but I’ll leave it at- I fucking love this city and it deserves better.

Due for another Fable 2 playthrough I think 😌

My Rujuta Sheth dress comes in today 🥹

Meet George, he has one job

IN THE WILD

I’m in Georgetown today!! Time to twist my ankle on the cobblestones!!

Got a great new job so why am I so sad about leaving the current one???? Heart too soft, send help

Any temp below 70 magically summons my XL Old Navy flannel

✨Popular?!✨

If you need encouragement today please imagine me bringing you your hot beverage of choice and punching whoever gave you CPTSD

I feel like there’s a weird thing where people online think all of the US south is Appalachia?

The new Tyler Childers album… 110/10. Bitin List on repeat. Windows down.

I was very feminine and popular as a preteen!!!!!

Dear chat, heard we were talking about toastique

Should I wear this all day y/y (it’s raining) (If you’ve got parts, make sure you get all the recommended screenings!)

I’ve changed the lyrics of like JENNIE to like MOMMY for my kid just for kicks. “Haters they don’t really like mommyyyyy”

Cawfee

My full current notebook stack 📚

Ok I’ve never played murder on the orient express. what are we in for today?

I stayed up until 2:30 am working on this beat last night simply because I was too busy dancing to go to sleep 😅 on.soundcloud.com/wzCqhMCfL2jp...

NEW NOTEBOOK DAY ✨

Ok party people, I need your tinted moisturizer recs! Looking for medium-light coverage, good for dry skin, but doesn’t dry sticky!!

I peaked on LiveJournal 😞

Applied tinted moisturizer! Feminine!!

Cannot believe neither of my comfort streamers are streaming today (jk they deserve REST)

It’s hot doll summer I DO make the rules

FYI I gave birth to a forest fairy