my calendar is full til oct 7 and i couldn’t be happier 💕

i can’t wait to lose track of time with you

reminder that I am literally 5 feet tall, please do not ask me to reach for anything on shelves 😀 unless you volunteer to be my life net below

returning to SF on thurs for one final trip this year & couldn’t be more excited!

trotting down to Dallas on Fri… my evening’s open for a dinner date (as long as you take me somewhere with great desserts)

i find myself once again absolutely enamored by men with excellent taste in hotels

pleased to report i’ve once again encountered some life-changing uni, this time at jeuene et jolie

woke up in an impossibly good mood this morning 💖

she’s back in the states & better than ever 💋 upcoming sched: • nyc - 4/22 • denver - 4/23-24 • nyc - 4/25-26 • greenwich - 4/27-28 • san diego - 4/29-5/4

crying as i remove all the typographically correct en-dashes from my site so people don’t think i’m an AI

there’s nothing like opening your checked baggage to a note from the TSA & all your lube mysteriously missing… (not that i can really blame them, uberlube is elite)

this is what three coffees and zero regrets looks like

she’s on the road again ✈️ Portland, OR - March 13-17 Boston, MA - March 25-27 could be persuaded to sneak in a little DC visit as well… email me if interested!

name one thing better than a Clara & Elisa Nova sandwich… go ahead, i’ll wait

this bag contains canelés from three different French bakeries… i nearly proposed to him on the spot

when the world gets me down and i need a reminder of how much kindness is in it, i flip back to my favorite love notes and smile

been on so many FMTYs so far this year that i think i’ve set a new personal record for “fastest time to reach Delta status” 😅

if you let me get a full 8 hrs sleep on our overnight you should know that 1) i love you and 2) i will almost certainly wake up h*rny

it’s all fun & games until you realize you accidentally hit the “call attendant” button 20 times while taking selfies

i wish everyone who’s ever said “you? you’re so organized!” could see me now (not yet packed, flight leaves in 3 hrs)

nothing beats the excitement of spending v-day with a new lover 💕 can’t wait to meet you, A!

“one bouquet wasn’t adequate, so i got you two” 😭💕 thank you, mi amore!

just formed my entire opinion of Dallas based on these desserts

you’ll never know how slow the moments go 'til i’m near to you

Boston was a whirlwind! where should i head to next?

leaving Boston a day earlier than planned to avoid getting snowed-in - thank you to the lovely gents who were willing to reschedule! 💕

still have some Boston availability on Fri night + Sat daytime! come show me how you like to have fun?

immediately fell in love with Chicago, because how could i not? thank you for a blissful couple days (and the early birthday dinner)! 💕

give it to me straight, Chicago: what kind of freezing weather am I in for when I visit this weekend?

just opened my inbox to a million Marigold notifications - i’m so overjoyed! thank you, A + L + J! you truly understand my love language 🥹

feeling completely and utterly satiated after last night

back in NYC now, but wishing i was still in SF with this sweet angel @violetsilver.bsky.social 💕

this is why i always want the window seat

i love it when we both sneak away from our day jobs for a little tête-à-tête moment

did i forget to mention that i’m back in NYC?

ISO someone to cuddle me next week when i go through TikTok withdrawals

the lounge is great & all, but the SFO yoga room is really where it’s at

whoops, accidentally found myself in SF :) can’t wait to meet you, J!

my evening plans just shifted so i’m now free for a dinner date in DC tonight - send in my contact form to inquire 💕

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en route to DC with my face pressed against the window like a little kid, gawking at how pretty everything is in the snow

i honestly don’t mind last-minute FMTYs or chaotic schedules. i try to be accommodating and it brings me joy to know i’m your respite amidst the chaos 💕

if any babes want to meet up for coffee in DC this weekend (or SF on Mon), hit me up! always love to make new friends while traveling 💕

you always know how to make me swoon, T 🥹

— UPCOMING TOURS — Jan 9-12: Washington, DC Feb 6-9: Boston, MA March 14-16: Portland, OR I can’t wait to see your request 💌

sent out my quarterly love note - get on my email list to receive the next one 💌 claralarke.com/newsletter

there’s one right way to ring in the new year & i think we’ve found it 🍾

louder for the people in the back! 👏

“giddy” is an understatement - thank you for indulging me in my (early) afternoon tea addiction, T!

spoiler alert: we won’t sit still long enough to finish our second glass