Pretty proud of this one

🙂: There's a lot more time to slack off today 🙃: All the sites I want to slack off on are also down

Accidentally hid my color layer and ended up liking it a LOT more...art is weird

In lieu of Inktober I've been drawing MTG proxies :3

I love that foxes are portrayed as trickster spirits in almost every regional folklore - all our ancestors took one look at the critter and collectively said "that little shit is definitely up to something"

I kinda envy how James Gunn can just hook up his friends and family with million-dollar gigs once every few years

First sticker on the work laptop: ✅ Inclusive ✅ Vaguely threatening ✅ Pro-Train

"Provisioning" is a useless word. "Provision" is already a verbal noun, derived from "provide". If you want an active form, just use "providing" - it's shorter and simpler. STOP THIS MADNESS (I had to use "de-provisioning" 6x in emails today and finally went "what the fuck are we even doing here")

This is a terrifying message to see on a Monday

Dreamt that I found an enormous cow living in my 150ft backyard and I just had to begrudgingly take care of it. There was supposed to be a joke about this but I butchered it.

Virgin olive oil implies the existence of ran-through dirty slut olive oil

When I'm annoyed and hangry:

BF elbowed me right on the new piercing so that's probably an extra 2-3 weeks >_>

Wanted to check out Alone (2022 film) but instead it sounds like a misanthrope trying to leave the house

A drag DND party displaced my Commander night spot. Yet another example of the insidious trans agenda taking over America

Got jumpscared by @alexanderfromspace.bsky.social 's doppelganger

Before I go, I modified an existing CSP brush a little bit where you get the scratchy ink lines kinda like Nagabe, and here's a dropbox link to it www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/3eao6...

Every two weeks Jubilee releases a video like "1 Astronaut vs 35 Flat Earthers" and because 5.5M people hate-watched it immediately, it gets boosted into algorithm VIP status and starts showing up in all my feeds. And I hate how much I *want* to watch them.

If there's one thing drunk white people love, it's screaming to Sweet Caroline

This is the fuzzy wuzzy snuggly work couch today

Do y'all think Alexander Skarsgard gets shit from his family for not playing more villain roles?

Flight booked for two weeks of debauchery in Tennessee 🥰

Please, we were all self-hosting instances of PostHog long before 2020 and no Github repo had to get involved

Please send positive vibes as I navigate this difficult time (Costco stopped selling 50ct pork xiaolongbao)

Trust fund kid visits the Brooklyn Coffee Shop

"I need to chill more, not be tugged along by every little distraction" *five minutes later* "Jellybean, ¿dónde están mis jugos?"

Perhaps I will be freed by the time this movie ends, or perhaps this is where I die

Unfortunately the brainrot is terminal

Born to Blast Built to Last I Pity the Lads Who Cum Too Fast

There are some incredible green thumbs in my family

He was very interested in Riana’s blush so she made him bonita

Look ma I'm eating at the all gender foodie table

Taking an introductory class on AI-driven surveillance development has truly cemented my resolve - to Specifically Not Do That

These are all works of art

You in a hotel

addams family wip

I think it's incredibly hilarious that you can watch Life of Pi: The Musical in a building modeled after the Forbidden City

I love finding scientist logs in horror games, it's always something like "Day 1: I have attached 17 knives to Jeff, he is responding well to the knife surgery" "Day 2: Knives Jeff has escaped, 7 are dead"

I took part in a Mazu pilgrimage - pictures here don't really reflect the sheer immensity of the crowd. It was an assault on the senses for several hours, followed by a 10 mile trek and brief respite at 5am

One week down, 2 more to go in Taiwan

Just hit the 25% tip button... At a kiosk

If I had a nickel every time Dichen Lachman played a beautiful and mysterious love interest in a show about memories and personhood, I'd have two nickels

I just accepted an offer from the county public school administration! 6 months of anxiety and screaming into the void finally paid off

Overheard some kids playing Would You Rather: Have country music play at max volume while you use the computer OR Get explosive diarrhea every 1 hour of computer time

Tom Cardy is short for Tomato Cardamom

Been watching The Pitt

You would think there's less stigma around plastic surgery today, but unfortunately it's still raising eyebrows

wives

Venom: The Last Dance might be the worst Marvel-affiliated movie I've ever fucking seen

He's literally so frail, all we really need is one hero working near AF1 with some Crisco