I tried to mimic classical literati Mandarin but it was difficult. Please do not show this to a well-read Chinese person.

That one meme

I love the trope of a horrible creature waking up, saying some shit like "who dares disturb my slumber", and immediately committing murder. It is so relatable.

I must once again reiterate how badly I want a bastardized American history Dynasty Warriors-style musou game where I can play as inexplicably stacked Betsy Ross mowing down redcoats by whipping around a flag and also there is Bishounen John Adams

Hozier was NOT in my Spotify Wrapped top 5

Shading this was a lot of fun

Avatar Advent starts on Nov 30th! app.myadvent.net/calendar?id=...

Making an Advent calendar except each box is an episode from A:TLA or Legend of Korra

I aspire to be this carefree

Feeling simultaneously cold, nauseous, sweaty, and hungry. Please someone tranq dart me for 24 hours, minimum

Do not ever serve a modal to log in for a notepad app. I will go digging if I need

Bubblegum sunrise

*as I'm dragged away in a straitjacket* He Hallow on my ween til I Resurrection

Oh noooo these delicious dumplings are all defrosted Now someone will have to eat them all

Pretty proud of this one

🙂: There's a lot more time to slack off today 🙃: All the sites I want to slack off on are also down

Accidentally hid my color layer and ended up liking it a LOT more...art is weird

In lieu of Inktober I've been drawing MTG proxies :3

I love that foxes are portrayed as trickster spirits in almost every regional folklore - all our ancestors took one look at the critter and collectively said "that little shit is definitely up to something"

I kinda envy how James Gunn can just hook up his friends and family with million-dollar gigs once every few years

First sticker on the work laptop: ✅ Inclusive ✅ Vaguely threatening ✅ Pro-Train

"Provisioning" is a useless word. "Provision" is already a verbal noun, derived from "provide". If you want an active form, just use "providing" - it's shorter and simpler. STOP THIS MADNESS (I had to use "de-provisioning" 6x in emails today and finally went "what the fuck are we even doing here")

This is a terrifying message to see on a Monday

Dreamt that I found an enormous cow living in my 150ft backyard and I just had to begrudgingly take care of it. There was supposed to be a joke about this but I butchered it.

Virgin olive oil implies the existence of ran-through dirty slut olive oil

When I'm annoyed and hangry:

BF elbowed me right on the new piercing so that's probably an extra 2-3 weeks >_>

Wanted to check out Alone (2022 film) but instead it sounds like a misanthrope trying to leave the house

A drag DND party displaced my Commander night spot. Yet another example of the insidious trans agenda taking over America

Got jumpscared by @alexanderfromspace.bsky.social 's doppelganger

Before I go, I modified an existing CSP brush a little bit where you get the scratchy ink lines kinda like Nagabe, and here's a dropbox link to it www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/3eao6...

Every two weeks Jubilee releases a video like "1 Astronaut vs 35 Flat Earthers" and because 5.5M people hate-watched it immediately, it gets boosted into algorithm VIP status and starts showing up in all my feeds. And I hate how much I *want* to watch them.

If there's one thing drunk white people love, it's screaming to Sweet Caroline

This is the fuzzy wuzzy snuggly work couch today

Do y'all think Alexander Skarsgard gets shit from his family for not playing more villain roles?

Flight booked for two weeks of debauchery in Tennessee 🥰

Please, we were all self-hosting instances of PostHog long before 2020 and no Github repo had to get involved

Please send positive vibes as I navigate this difficult time (Costco stopped selling 50ct pork xiaolongbao)

Trust fund kid visits the Brooklyn Coffee Shop

"I need to chill more, not be tugged along by every little distraction" *five minutes later* "Jellybean, ¿dónde están mis jugos?"

Perhaps I will be freed by the time this movie ends, or perhaps this is where I die

Unfortunately the brainrot is terminal

Born to Blast Built to Last I Pity the Lads Who Cum Too Fast

There are some incredible green thumbs in my family

He was very interested in Riana’s blush so she made him bonita

Look ma I'm eating at the all gender foodie table

Taking an introductory class on AI-driven surveillance development has truly cemented my resolve - to Specifically Not Do That

These are all works of art

You in a hotel

addams family wip