The Furby Secret Lair is one big step toward confirming my greatest Magic conspiracy.

Create a 1/1 Legendary Human creature token named “Russell” with “Whenever you gain life for the first time each turn, draw a card.”

cant tell you how livid this makes me

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

It’s daggerheart with the boys! #daggerheart

Someone tried to DoorDash a “Pour Over Ice” so they got a cold brew and I marked it as sold out at this location 😊

Customer bragging about how his Tesla lets him drive hands free 🤢🤢🤢

I hate how good that paycheck felt because I know how awful those two weeks felt

Hell yeah they really aren't doing well are they

Esper modified Esper modified Esper modifiiiiiiieeeeeeeed #cubethoughts

Finally surrounded by bad bitches at work who are paid more than me so I finally get to put in less effort

"Now what do you have? You've been imprisoned in the fuckin' moon!" --me, to an opponent who can't hear me, after I cast Imprisoned in the Moon

Love when my stoned weasel has brain blasts and it’s just “Add Blightning to pauper” it tickles me so

Love being close good friends with night creatures who respond to all my texts when i sleep so i have little tasks to do on my phone as my day unfolds

Ooooooooooooo we’re so close to getting home

Pls don’t be worried by my posts I just need to dump some things while I make myself do my job

Anyway I have two really fun card concepts my friends are helping me with and I think I’m gonna make a blog post showing them as WIP’s #cubethoughts

What’s wrong with me is I turn away repulsed by poetry; but what is wrong with me?

Don’t take my complaints seriously I’m just sad I am supposed to work 11 hours today

I hate how when you give your boss a Wednesday deadline it means Thursday, but when they give you a Wednesday deadline it means Tuesday.

The answer to my kindred balancing problem can’t be to add another kindred type……….. #cubethoughts

Main board Thraben Charm! Just main board Thraben Charm! It’s always the answer you want! Main board Thraben Charm!

Okay but it would be really funny to make every pack contain 21 cards so that even though it’s a pick 2 draft every round ends with someone being passed one card like in a normal draft #cubethoughts

Love watching my cat resent me for sitting in the same room as her

Did you know running 4 copies of creature makes a deck more consistent?? Truly wild. Went to 4 landscapes also and it seems that was all the fixing (and thinning) I needed. 1 Perigee for the lolz. moxfield.com/decks/jfS8VB...

Every belly button tattoo is a runic fertility inscription

Hey pgh, pls lmk if you have any immediate job openings on your radar. Doing my best to help a bestie in distress-tie.

Commander cube can have little a Wish cycle, as a treat #cubethoughts

Okay so like if a card said “Commander Warp” would that make sense intuitively?

Meow?

Hey pgh, pls lmk if you have any immediate job openings on your radar. Doing my best to help a bestie in distress-tie.

Why do I keep getting scheduled a full 40 hours as a barista across two stores? Don’t they know no one wants to work anymore, including me???

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

It’s telling that the less depressed I feel the less I want to make a podcast

I’m still sooooo custom card pilled it’s craaaaaaaaaaazy

Lorwyn Prolapsed

Custom cards for cuuuuuuuube cuz what if warp had affinity????????

I’m happy to share I did not know what r/freemagic was until today 😊

How it feels to

tl;dr walstadt girlies, get some rooibos tea

I’ve decided pauper players are cowards because they let you run refurbished familiar and not call it an affinity list

Someday…

do you ever

"Fleem has mad charisma." -- Mark Rosewater

Do I know any Pittsburghers who would officiate a friend’s wedding on the 27th/28th?

Happy International First Day Without Charlie Murked

Liza Minnelli outlived Charlie Kirk

If you’re thinking of opening a coffee shop even though you’ve never worked at one before, don’t! You’re not qualified, and you’re likely better off just franchising a fucking Wendy’s. Otherwise you will be sent to hell for misusing “Third Place” the rest of your life.