My brain is NOT in closing mode rn 😖

Kinda want to start a medieval jam band

Happy January 6

So y’all are *still* on twitter?

So relieved they’re only releasing three magic the gathering sets this year 😊

#cubethoughts we are scheming and custom designing because what if white had a good precognition effect?

Holly just got quiplashed by Schmidty I can’t believe…

Trying to accept that my life loves me, if only because I’m the only person it will have.

Mutated creatures are not modified. Battles are not historic. As someone who wants to get bukkake’d by hyper-specific card rulings, these two are particularly offensive.

By the end of the first scene, it’s clear that Susanna loves Figaro’s long, uncut cock. In this essay…

Today is a great day to be one of my fish in my tank tbh

#cubethoughts and now I have FOUR of each basiclandtypecycling ability 😊

More customs that are #cubethoughts

She has huge tits and a giant penis. And a yaoi hole

Ignore how small the text is 😊😊😊😊😊😊 this is my answer to the “no X-cost nonlegendary WU creatures” which I assume every mtg player has thought about a normal amount just like me 😊

Uh oh girls were interpolatinggggggggg

#cubethoughts landsubtypecycling……………

It does feel kind of weird how 10 years ago the left was saying the pedophilia ring and Israeli state Being Bad were psyops and now it’s the exact opposite.

Forgive the awful crop on the art, mobile editor didn’t let me touch. I love this motherfucker.

Merry Christmas, experience my unceasing hunger for 4C legendaries

NB, 7’2”, cut, average, top HUNG ONLY (with care)

Hate working today but I NEED that Lorwyn moneyyyyyyyyy

I’m starting to think Pittsburgh tap water is the source of most of my fish tank problems

Once again romanticizing how myriad cultures found their way to tomato, cream, and a meat

Fellow creatives, we need to start withholding bomb pussy from people in STEM

Neeeeeed the mtg judges in my life to respond to my custom card ideas quicker 😭😭😭

#cubethoughts so like… I have an ever growing list of custom card ideas—would it be so crazy if I added four 4C custom legendaries to the cube? It’d bump the card count up from 960 to 1,000 (2 commanders per 20-card pack) and imo would make things wicked interesting.

Get your fucking flu shot!!!!!!!!!!!

CHAINS SHALL HE BREAK, FOR THE SLAVE IS OUR BROTHER AND IN HIS NAME, ALL OPPRESSION SHALL CEASE

Sufjan Stevens Christmas Log

1) mythicological 2) wikipediated

Good and necessary updates 😊 cubecobra.com/cube/list/ru...

This is honestly huge for them

Today is a great day to catch-up on Magic Story

Build the bad cube. Use the bad cards. Force your friends to play with them. Express love through curation.

Guys… how come we haven’t run out of oil? I mean like, for the candle. Like, we still have more????

If I told you I’m playing a commander deck built around Flashback, what colors do you think I’m playing?

#cubethoughts non-blue counter spells

Quoting so more people see my tank 😤

Viry Sneuw

Oops, we fit

All I’ll say is, John Wilkes Booth was a well-known actor with a promising career ahead of him.

STOP DOING THINGS TO SENTOMARU ONE PIECE HE HAS GONE THROUGH SO MUCH

One Piece good………..

My mom is putting down Mr. Cuddles today. He was such a perfect and sweet man, I’m glad I got to see him one last time.

Meowth, that’s wrong!

I should’ve known the spiral was underway when I woke up wanting to listen to evanescence