While this Labour government has had plenty of disappointing moments, this really is huge. Campaigners and experts have always told me this is the quickest and most effective way to immediately reduce child poverty. It took too long to get here but this is big.

VICTORY! Government to open up the Land Registry - bringing to an end a thousand years of secrecy shrouding who owns England. I’ve been campaigning for this for ten years: the new Land Use Framework, published later today, makes it government policy. 1/ www.theguardian.com/environment/...

In the interest of no spoilers, all I have to say: Viva UK Vs the World 3!! #DragRaceUK

MASSIVE BRITISH BANGER open.spotify.com/track/1binvm...

They sound like they’re speaking at 2x speed

I’m going to be brave enough to say it: I have not seen a single person in 2026 who wears this hairstyle well 🩵

Ed Miliband, "The price of gas is set on the international market, whether it comes from the north sea, or is imported" "We're price taker and not a price maker" "We need homegrown clean power that we can control" "We cannot keep being on this fossil fuel roller coaster"

Gen Z teachers who use their jobs as a platform to be influencers simultaneously fascinate me and give me the ick

Watching the new Louis Theroux documentary about the manosphere, it’s hard not to wish that I didn’t have eyes to watch such fuckface morons

AOC 2028!!!!

The Boyband is BACK open.spotify.com/track/0O3Vf7...

Let’s play a round of the Shut the Fuck Up game xx

Is he taking the fucking piss? Who gives a shit?

“Never once did Reform promise to cut council tax” insists an angry Nigel Farage to Sky News. Here's some of the leaflets Reform have been putting out ahead of the local elections

The Iran war should be a lesson for Keir Starmer's Government. If you take a clear line on an issue where the public agree with you then it's your opponents who end up having to back down, not you

EXC: Nigel Farage defends Reform-run Kent County Council increasing council tax by 3.99% despite election leaflets last year pledging to “reduce waste and cut your taxes”. Mr Farage told ITV News Meridian: “Cutting taxes can be not putting them up as much, I suppose.”

Strange. You'd think that the British people would be persuaded by such compelling arguments as 'we don't have a plan for regime change but a friend of a friend does' or 'Keir Starmer smells!'

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Happy international women’s day x

Have been a bit frustrated by some of the conversation about Labour's voter coalition. I've written about who the "Hero Voters" actually were, how we won them, and what we need to do to earn their support next time. chriscurtismk.substack.com/p/who-actual...

The silence after he tries to make the joke ….

My imaginary breasts are pumping to this open.spotify.com/track/4WuAr5...

Kenya Pleaser could (and maybe should…) have won the last two episodes #DragRace

I presume the universe will be spontaneously combusting on this season

BREAKING: “We need to act with clarity, with purpose and with a cool head.. what I was not prepared to do on Saturday was for the UK to join a war unless I was satisfied there was a lawful basis and a viable thought through plan. That remains my position Keir Starmer #PMQs

I’m such a Myki Meeks stannnnnnn

Make this song the soundtrack to the Rejoin EU campaign

Ask the public what services they want to cut, or what services they're happy to be rubbish, and you get a very different set of answers. They'll say cut foreign aid, ofc, but that's all but gone already. What next?

Excellent news with very welcome u-turn by government in House of Commons this evening, pledging to restore the Electoral Commission's independence. Democracy is strengthened by having an independent regulator. (Labour had previously omitted from its legislative plans acting on this.)

I particularly resent rags like Daily Mail gleefully reporting Trump’s bullying of Starmer. It’s disloyal and hypocritical - they’d be screaming from rooftops if U.K. meekly followed European diktats, yet would have us unquestioningly kowtow to Trump. Starmer’s task is incredibly difficult.

In this house we stan Mariah Balenciaga being forced to lipsync to ‘Rasputin’

I may have my frustrations and disappointments about Starmer as a domestic politician, but internationally, I think he’s serious, responsible and trying to do his best for U.K. in unbelievably complex int’l environment, despite treasonous ghouls like Farage doing their best to undermine him.

The number of commentators/journalists salivating at blaming Starmer for ruining the “special relationship” is genuinely pathetic If anyone ruined it- if it even really exists- here’s a reminder of who did it.

“For all we know, we could be in the middle of Keir Starmer’s finest hour”. Starmer’s critics say he is imperiling the UK’s special relationship with the US... But is it Donald Trump who's doing the damage?

Reform win a seat: The true Volk have spoken and we all must listen. Greens win a seat: Early reports that Muslims may have ‘voted’ (an ancient Islamic practice designed to steal elections). How severely should the franchise be limited in response?

NEW: Keir Starmer tells MPs the UK govt remembers the "mistakes of Iraq" and will always operate on a "lawful basis" and with a "viable thought through" plan when it comes to Iran. Clear implication from PM is that he thinks the initial US/ Israeli strikes on Iran were neither.

Keir Starmer, "President Trump has expressed his disagreement with our decision not to get involved in the initial strikes" "But it is my duty to judge what is in Britain's national interest" "That is what I've done and I stand by it" 👏

"The Leader of the Opposition seems to be saying that she would have joined initial strikes whether they were lawful or not", Starmer replies. "I fundamentally disagree... where our military personnel put their lives at risk it is my duty to make sure they have a lawful basis."

That bag of organs is rotting from the inside

Just saw an MNEK TikTok about this song - I forgot about how harddddd this song goes open.spotify.com/track/6v4F5I...

I’m a teacher - the kind of teacher that bitchily watches American Teacher TikToks and scoffs

DUA LIPA!!!!! #BRITs

This ceremony really needed a fat dose of Charli XCX #BRITs

Thank God for ROSALÌA - that’s the kind of popstar spectacle this ceremony neeeeded #BRITs

Starmer and Brown at the bottom of the list? This country is the PITS

And Matt Goodwin who DID NOT win

Leave big tech behind! How to replace Amazon, Google, X, Meta, Apple – and more

Rare sign that the world is not simply a shit swamp

Brittany Broski is on a generational run atm

Occasionally things go right in this godforsaken world