June cinco²

Aww shit, this is lovely and I'm in it, but all complements to the host and their beard of music knowledge. We really should talk more

For our new LP, get the whole discog on a 32GB card and a player to play it on. Limited to 30 each edition.

The amount of white Uber drivers that don't believe my name is Nelson is higher than you think it is

At midnight The two are back

Made music with my homie. Some of it comes out next week.

"Hey Nelson, can you see what's wrong with my computer" "Fuck off Tom, I still remember that bullshit you brought in for secret Santa, call IT"

I have become a pro at solving 70% of a Chicago Sun Times crossword

Ken Griffey Jr is my favorite athlete of all time. That man was mf hero. Only Rickey Henderson comes close to me.

Legendary Iron Hood is the song that made me finally give Open Mike Eagle a shot and I immediately regretted sleeping on him.

Is this a Peace deal or a Peace™ deal?

Why is it I can take my league pass sub to Amazon and they will honor it but not for WNBA? What a way to force me to have my fedora rig in the living room

I send my gf one of these everyday.

I will say, save from the Red Line tilt that took some time getting used to. Public transport is infinitely safer than Uber unless you are being driven by a black woman in a car she loves. And by my observation public transport is driven by black woman drivers

The band hired by Daft Punk to lipsynch a live timezone tour as a feeler

I have a coworker who chews so goddamn loud. I can echolocate which molar is crunching a potato chip.

We all know that Birdo is the most fuckable of the Mario characters.

Finally saw the Kevin Heart roast. So I guess I'm hating white people for 6 months now

Basically, Pavement rules

Back Selling Crack is the best Vince Staples song

get yours at drewtoothpaste.com

Pavement really was them

Today is the first time I listened to Reasonable Drought. Shit is phenomenal

@drhastings.bsky.social Where can I read that sweet, sweet, Dr. Mcninja?

I guess that's how you know you're just an Amazon package

Love a good piss bottle in my uber

X5

This new Action Bronson is very underrated.

My Kolz has the best music in FFVI is my unhinged take today

Listening to interpol for the first time in over 15 years

This is a pro law and order account, preferably the Briscoe and Van Buren era

ADA Southerlyn ain't here for your bullshit

Shangri La is one of the single best Law and Order episodes ever. Stephi Lineburg and Elizabeth Rohm kiltdatshit

This has been slamming for a year since I heard it on @pablo.show during a Jordon Hudson episode

Soma is made better because the player Character is dumb as rocks in a scary ass situation.

I dislike Jimmy Fallon so much

I should record my own version of Paula's Theme from Earthbound

Open Mike Eagle is so dope

News stories that cite and quote unverified Reddit claims are so fucking annoying

Kathy Griffin looks like what I imagined The Witch looked like in The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe looked like

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Red Water is earls best song

I do not like how much I've grown to value my nose hair trimmer

Very few things were as affirming as the lap record dude from Episode One: Pod Racer

Remember white America will kill the one person that will never bring them harm

Billy Corrigan's involvement in things makes me lose respect for said things. Similar to Eric Clapton.

If Amazon did a Bond in the 40s ass movie I would dig it, bring back Q, and analog gadgets with gears and shit.

Listened to Jay Electronica for 2 hours today, which means I listened to Jay Z for one of those hours

Jaden Ivey is that one friend that will call you his bff and you really don't give a fuck about them, but you keep them around cause the crash out would take soooo much energy