The action/comedy film "To Die is Hard" that we made continues to pick up tons of streams on Tubi, where it's free to watch. Here's the link - tubitv.com/movies/65323.... TDIH was selected as the 16th-best B movie ever by @pastemagazine.bsky.social and the 20th-best of all time by @buzzfeed.com.

The action/comedy film "To Die is Hard" that we made continues to pick up tons of streams on Tubi, where it's free to watch. Here's the link - tubitv.com/movies/65323.... TDIH was selected as the 16th-best B movie ever by @pastemagazine.bsky.social and the 20th-best of all time by @buzzfeed.com.

If you like seriously long songs, our song "Mountain Vale" from our forthcoming album is 17 minutes long. Until its release, here's a Spotify playlist of all our songs that are over six minutes long - open.spotify.com/playlist/3qk....

The eBook version of my novel "Lorene's Salon," which is a biting look at 1958 America through the eyes of a Southern wife and mother, is just $2.99 at www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lorenes-sa....

My forthcoming novel is a raucous romp through 1962 New York City and one of its posh suburbs. Cocktail parties, beehive hairdos, amorous advances, psychological awakenings, late-night shenanigans, pizza - this novel has it all. Published by Solstice Publishing. #LaCheeserie #LoyalLittles #TKLittles

Our final #Dewar'sProfile regarding our song "Saturday Evening" that you can listen to at open.spotify.com/track/3SS7mv.... #Dewar's

Our song about sipping #Dewar's in the nude, "Saturday Evening" - open.spotify.com/track/3SS7mv.... #DewarsProfile

Another #Dewar'sProfile since we mention #Dewar's in our song "Saturday Evening" - open.spotify.com/track/3SS7mv....

Our song "Saturday Evening" with its tribute to #Dewar's - open.spotify.com/track/3SS7mv.... #Dewar'sProfile

Our song "Saturday Evening" references #Dewar's. open.spotify.com/track/3SS7mv... #DewarsProfile #LaCheeserie #LoyalLittles

If you like cheerleaders singing on a song, you might like our song "Trashed Later" - open.spotify.com/track/3JYwdy....

If you're a fan of Saturn's moon #Enceladus, you may like our song "Never." open.spotify.com/track/5kkRBO...

If you're a fan of Saturn's moon #Enceladus, you might like the song "Never" from my band Norwegian Soft Kitten. I wrote this one. open.spotify.com/track/5kkRBO...

Our country/punk song "Think I'll Just Get Drunk and Drink" - open.spotify.com/track/4P53nV....

The country/punk song "Think I'll Just Get Drunk and Drink" from my band Norwegian Soft Kitten - open.spotify.com/track/4P53nV....

We made the film "The Worst Movie EVER!" that's now available to stream for 99 cents (two sips of a Starbucks beverage) on @vimeo.com on Demand at vimeo.com/ondemand/wor.... TWME! has angry teens, a soultaker, a robot alien, Santa Claus, macho scientists, Jesus, and more! And it's a musical!

We made the film "The Worst Movie EVER!" that's now available to stream for 99 cents (two sips of a Starbucks beverage) on @vimeo.com on Demand at vimeo.com/ondemand/wor.... TWME! has angry teens, a soultaker, a robot alien, a cross-dressing goober, Santa Claus, macho scientists, Jesus, and more!

My novel "Lorene's Salon" is a snarky look at 1958 America as seen through the eyes of a budding feminist wife and mother living in the Deep South. The digital version of "Lorene's Salon" is $2.99 from @barnesandnoble.com at www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lorenes-sa....

The first single we ever released was "Ohio Dreams" - open.spotify.com/track/0Cppin....

Our song "Eyes Closed" was #1 last week on the @belterradio.bsky.social "The World is an Indie" show. Huge thanks to @thedhproject.bsky.social and #BelterRadio! Listen to "Eyes Closed" at open.spotify.com/track/4ZwaXP....

My new novel, "When Things Got Interesting," will be released as a mass market paperback, so those of you who love that format will have something to be happy about. Thank you to Solstice Publishing.

Our song "Eyes Closed" is nearing one million streams, needing just 997,100 more streams to reach that mark. open.spotify.com/track/4ZwaXP...

I (and my @nskitten.bsky.social band mate Alan) raise a mug to all of those who took advantage of the promo to get a free Kindle copy of my novel "Waiting for Evening to Come." I appreciate the support! My new novel, "When Things Got Interesting," will be released soon by Solstice Publishing.

Our paranoid song "I'm Feeling" - open.spotify.com/track/0KJXDQ....

Today is the final day to get the Kindle version of my novel about racism in the rural U.S. in the 1950s. www.amazon.com/Waiting-Even...

This novel about racism in the 1950s from our guitarist is FREE in the Kindle version through 4/28 at www.amazon.com/Waiting-Even.... "Waiting for Evening to Come" has jumped to #40 in the Coming-of-Age Fiction category in the Kindle Store and the #235 ranking in the Historical Fiction category.

This novel of mine about racism in the rural U.S. in the 1950s is FREE (Kindle version) through 4/28 at www.amazon.com/Waiting-Even.... "Waiting for Evening to Come" has jumped to #40 in the Coming-of-Age Fiction category in the Kindle Store and to #235 in the Historical Fiction category.

Through Monday (4/27) our guitarist's novel "Waiting for Evening to Come" is FREE on Kindle at www.amazon.com/Waiting-Even.... This novel is a tense tale about race relations in the rural U.S. in the 1950s and is used by teachers and professors across the U.S.

Through Monday (4/27) you can get the Kindle version of my novel "Waiting for Evening to Come" for FREE at www.amazon.com/Waiting-Even.... This novel deals with race relations in the rural U.S. in the 1950s and is used by teachers and professors across the U.S. #LaCheeserie #LoyalLittles

Our 2022 album "On Loan From the Universe" - open.spotify.com/album/1XFC0r....

Our 2020 album "Sunshine on Lava" - open.spotify.com/album/77uNE0....

Our song "Hospital Gown Sex" - open.spotify.com/track/1MmTTb....

Can we just admit that tens of millions of Christians in the U.S. worship Trump over all else? Here's a link to our top ten songs on Spotify to soften that blow - open.spotify.com/artist/1RhLt....

Our most pop song is "Eyes Closed" - open.spotify.com/track/4ZwaXP....

Here at Norwegian Soft Kitten, we take our frozen bananas very seriously. Now our song "Trashed Later" that Tony Kornheiser played bass on - open.spotify.com/track/3JYwdy.... #Gob #GeorgeMichael #Michael #Buster #MrBananagrabber #Bluth #LoyalLittles #LaCheeserie

Labelled as women's lit, my novel "Lorene's Salon" is told from the perspective of a wife and mother living in small-town Mississippi in 1958. I like to think #KateChopin would enjoy this novel. It's digitally available from @barnesandnoble.com for $2.99 at www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lorenes-sa....

What do you get when you cross "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" with "American Pie"? You get our song "Copper Harbor." open.spotify.com/track/7qnQdU...

If you hate songs that don't fit neatly into what you think a song should be, you'll hate our song "Where Have You Gone?" open.spotify.com/track/3yiYLg...

My soon-to-be-released novel "When Things Got Interesting" is a sprawling, 150,000-word tale that dives into 1962 America, exploring the innocence we felt before the Kennedy assassination. Will it end up being considered better than "War and Peace"? Prolly.

We are LGBTQIA+ allies - always safe with us. open.spotify.com/track/0Cppin...

Neither I nor my Norwegian Soft Kitten bandmate Alan are in the Epstein files. open.spotify.com/track/4ekpGj...

Our names are not in the Epstein files.

Our prog rock/goth rock anthem "Full Moon Raging" - open.spotify.com/track/5q4QoW....

The prog rock/goth rock anthem "Full Moon Raging" from my band Norwegian Soft Kitten (@nskitten.bsky.social) - open.spotify.com/track/5q4QoW....

Our spacy, ethereal shoegaze song "Complicated Destinations" - open.spotify.com/track/5PQ1Pk....

Our song "Seasons of Retribution" that a number of people have told us reminds them of a Pink Floyd song - open.spotify.com/track/7qLucS....

My new novel, coming soon from #SolsticePublishing.

What do Trump, Vance, Bondi, and Leavitt have in common? They're all less enjoyable than a roaring case of gonorrhea. And now our song "Expensive Hobby" - open.spotify.com/track/6My9n7....

Our short, frenetic rocker "Echoes" - open.spotify.com/track/4WbOUM....

Our out-of-control rocker "Nailbait" - open.spotify.com/track/0Bspwp....