My band #NorwegianSoftKitten (@nskitten.bsky.social) will release a new album in '26. Will it be the greatest album in gush music history? Yes. Yes, it will.

"To Die is Hard" is ranked as the 16th-best B movie of all time by @pastemagazine.bsky.social. #ToDieIsHard was selected as the 20th-best B movie of all time by @buzzfeed.com . We made "To Die is Hard." It's FREE to watch on #Tubi, #Fandango, YouTube. Here's a link - tubitv.com/movies/65323....

The first novel of mine that was published was "Two Loves," and a fan of the book put this together and sent it to me for Christmas. Thank you, Bethany! And thank you to #SolsticePublishing for their support of my writing.

I star in the action/comedy feature film #ToDieIsHard that's free to stream on Tubi at tubitv.com/movies/65323.... "To Die is Hard" was selected as the 16th-best B movie of all time by @pastemagazine.bsky.social and the 20th-best B movie ever by @buzzfeed.com.

Stuck for last-minute gifts? The digital version of our guitarist Glenn's novel "Lorene's Salon" is $2.99 and takes just moments to get at draft2digital.com/book/2458945. #LorenesSalon is about a Southern woman in 1958 who wages her subtle, snarky fight for civil and gender rights.

A novel about a Southern woman in 1958 who begins her subtle fight for civil and gender rights. Digital version ($2.99) - draft2digital.com/book/2458945 Paperback ($14.99) - www.amazon.com/Lorenes-Salo...

Get your gifting done easily and affordably. The digital version of my heartfelt extended short story "A Christmas Toy" is 99 cents. The tale is about a poor Appalachian family in 1948 who learn what it truly means to sacrifice for others. Get the story at draft2digital.com/book/3046881.

Gifting made easy and affordable - my new extended short story "A Christmas Toy" is 99 cents for the digital version at draft2digital.com/book/3046881. "A Christmas Toy" is about a poor Appalachian family in 1948 who learn what it means to sacrifice for others.

The Queen Kitty does it again. We appreciate you, @brassylassy.bsky.social!

Wondering what to do with the Walmart gift cards you receive? One option is my novel "Fading to Black" that's about a man with dementia who's seeking redemption for an act committed sixty years earlier before his mind is totally gone. It's on the Walmart website at www.walmart.com/ip/Fading-to....

If you use #Fandango for your streaming, our action/comedy film #ToDieIsHard that I star in is FREE to stream at athome.fandango.com/content/brow.... TDIH was selected as the 16th-best B movie ever by @pastemagazine.bsky.social and the 20th- greatest B movie of all time by @buzzfeed.com.

As Queen Kitty there was no doubt @nskitten.bsky.social was number one. 😼 #SpotifyWrapped #NSK

This is the kind of sexy you get from me in the action/comedy feature film #ToDieIsHard that I star in. TDIH is free to stream at youtu.be/oab4A-h0cCk?....

This handsome devil is our guitarist Glenn, and he stars in action/comedy feature film #ToDieIsHard that is FREE to stream at youtu.be/oab4A-h0cCk?.... #LaCheeserie

I play guitar for NSK, and I write novels. On Cyber Monday you can gift the digital version of my novel "Lorene's Salon" for $2.99 at draft2digital.com/book/2458945. Get your holiday gifting done on a budget! #LorenesSalon is a tale told by a snarky wife and mom living in rural Mississippi in 1958.

On Small Business Saturday, support smaller publishers like #SolsticePublishing. Solstice has tons of books. If you're on a gift-giving budget, a digital copy of my short story "A Christmas Toy" is 99 cents at draft2digital.com/book/3046881. The tale is about a poor family in Appalachia in 1948.

Our guitarist Glenn wrote this tearjerker of an extended short story, "A Christmas Toy," that's about a poor Appalachian family in 1948. It's 99 cents for the digital version. On Small Business Saturday, consider getting it to gift for the holidays. Here's the link - draft2digital.com/book/3046881.

If you're gearing up for Black Friday, consider helping out authors and smaller publishing companies on Small Business Saturday. You can gift the digital version of my extended short story "A Christmas Toy" for 99 cents at draft2digital.com/book/3046881. #SolsticePublishing #LaCheeserie

Our film #TheWorstMovieEVER! has a singing robot alien in it. Yeah, the film is that good, and now it's only 99 cents to stream at vimeo.com/ondemand/wor..., thanks to the righteous #ContinuumMotionPictures. #EileenBarker #StuartGoldstein #KashaFauscett #BryceFoster #HaidynHarvey #ChristopherIrvin

#AnnieLeibovitz popped in to snap a few of our guitarist Glenn. Yeah, that's a vintage Peavey T-25 that Glenn's rocking.

If you're getting in the holiday mood, you may be interested in my short story "A Christmas Toy" that's in an anthology from #SolsticePublishing. "A Christmas Toy" is 99 cents at draft2digital.com/book/3046881. Have tissues with you when you read it. Support smaller publishers and their authors!

Alan and Glenn of NSK appear in one scene together in the film #TheWorstMovieEVER!, and we deliver some serious #jazzhands. It's 99 cents to stream "The Worst Movie EVER!" at vimeo.com/ondemand/wor.... It'll be the best 99 cents you ever spent. #LaCheeserie #LoyalLittles #TKLittles

I play three roles in the film #TheWorstMovieEVER!, and I deliver some serious #jazzhands in two scenes. It's 99 cents to stream "The Worst Movie EVER!" at vimeo.com/ondemand/wor.... It'll be the best 99 cents you ever spent. #LaCheeserie #LoyalLittles #TKLittles

We made a feature film titled "The Worst Movie EVER!" - we even did the theme song that plays during the closing credits. #TheWorstMovieEVER! has a robot alien, Abe Lincoln, macho scientists, angry teens, a soul taker, and a Dark Overlord. Stream for just 99 cents at vimeo.com/ondemand/wor....

We made a film titled "The Worst Movie EVER!" It set the all-time box office record when it made only $11 in sales its opening weekend. Abe Lincoln wears a sweatsuit in the film, and now #TheWorstMovieEVER! is just 99 cents to stream at vimeo.com/ondemand/wor.... #LaCheeserie

Thanks a total mil, @nobbythesheep.bsky.social and Queen Kitty!

Airing: @auldgods.bsky.social @isaauramusic.bsky.social @webimagineservice.bsky.social Planet Ergh @thekindmachine.bsky.social @thesplitz.bsky.social Joshua Belliardo @thecastrosmusic.bsky.social @thedhproject.bsky.social @nskitten.bsky.social Snowdrop Catia Dignard

Our dark comedy/thriller "The Ghosts of Johnson Woods" stars these two - #HaidynHarvey and #MatGoosherst - and also stars horror legend #JoeBobBriggs. On top of that, @sallyzombie.bsky.social hosted her version of it that's FREE to watch at youtu.be/fDyy2-H-irE?.... #SallyTheZombieCheerleader

Oh, the humanity of it all! This is our #screamqueen, #KristiMcKay, from our #zomedy #MidgetZombieTakeover. MZT is free to watch on Tubi at tubitv.com/movies/48582.... #badminton

A photo of Heaven has been uncovered.

I look really tough in this promo for the horror/comedy #AutoShopOfHorrors that I star in. I play a serial killer. Watch it for FREE at youtu.be/kB6FaNpOWKo?....

Our hottest song on Spotify right now is "Expensive Hobby." Listen to it at open.spotify.com/track/6My9n7....

Get in the Halloween spirit with a viewing of our #zomedy #MidgetZombieTakeover. It's FREE to stream on Tubi at tubitv.com/movies/48582..., and if you want to stream the FREE @sallyzombie.bsky.social version, go to youtu.be/LK5Xh-9BN3I?.... #SallyTheZombieCheerleader #HorrorFam #HorrorFamily

Get in the Halloween spirit with a viewing of our film "The Ghosts of Johnson Woods." This dark comedy/thriller stars #JoeBobBriggs, and the fabulous @sallyzombie.bsky.social hosted her version of it at youtu.be/fDyy2-H-irE?.... #SallyTheZombieCheerleader

We just heard from the distributor of the action/comedy film we made, "To Die is Hard," and TDIH continues to pick up tens of thousands of streams on Tubi and YouTube. Watch it at tubitv.com/movies/65323... or youtu.be/oab4A-h0cCk?....

Airing: Maini Sorri Johanna Saint Pierre @webimagineservice.bsky.social Catia Dignard The Parker Posies Mad Haven @thedhproject.bsky.social Accidental Martyr @webimagineservice.bsky.social Blair Sparrow Planet Ergh Dorthy Ella @nskitten.bsky.social @joelbrogon.bsky.social Willow Robinson

Since our upcoming album has a darker sound, our guitarist Glenn is considering adopting a darker look.

Film time. #AutoShopOfHorrors

If you're thinking about Christmas, my new extended short story "The Christmas Toy" is available for 99 cents at draft2digital.com/book/3046881. Have tissues with you as you read. "A Christmas Toy" is part of a short story anthology from #SolsticePublishing that's free to read with Kindle Unlimited.

A psychological horror film we made titled #EvilIntent was called "the best of the crop of current indie horror films" upon its release by critic Gary Priest. Get in the Halloween spirit by watching it on Vimeo at vimeo.com/ondemand/evi.... #LaCheeserie #GiovannaLeah #LibbyBaker #AndreaRabold

#NowWatching TO DIE IS HARD (2010), written, directed, and starring @glennberggoetz.bsky.social Puts the "fun" in "we have very little funds to make this movie".

Our song "Full Moon Raging" is closing in on 5,000 streams on Spotify. The best we can tell, if we reach 5,000 streams, we will have the first song to ever have that many streams in the history of Spotify. Listen at open.spotify.com/track/5q4QoW....

Jammin with Jencat😽🎵 Friday. August 15th, 5 pm ET or 10 UK Sponsor: Accidental Martyr @webimagineservice.bsky.social #NewMusicFriday Chat is open @belterradio.bsky.social www.internet-radio.com/station/belt... www.belter-radio.com/chat Airing: Accidental Martyr @webimagineservice.bsky.social

I'm feeling this groovy after hearing from a reader that my new short story, "A Christmas Toy," is "Steinbeckian." You can read it for 99 cents at draft2digital.com/book/3046881. The tale follows the travails of a poor Appalachian family in 1948.

Our guitarist Glenn writes novels, and he's looking to land an agent and larger publishing house for his new novel (his fifth). Likes for an author's social media helps, so if you want to give his Facebook author page a like, go to www.facebook.com/glennsbooks/. Thanks! #LaCheeserie #LoyalLittles

We made the action/comedy film #ToDieIsHard, and it's free to watch on YouTube Movies & TV at youtu.be/oab4A-h0cCk?.... TDIH was picked as the 14th-best B movie ever by "Paste" magazine, and BuzzFeed ranked it as the 20th-best B movie ever.

I wrote, directed, and starred in the action/comedy #ToDieIsHard. "Paste" magazine selected TDIH as the 14th-best B movie ever, while BuzzFeed ranked it as the 20th-best B movie of all time. Watch it for FREE on Tubi at tubitv.com/movies/65323....

We just learned that in 2022 BuzzFeed selected the film we made, "To Die is Hard," as the 20th-best B movie ever. Here's the link - www.buzzfeed.com/williambarri.... In 2014, "Paste" magazine chose TDIH as the 14th-best B movie of all time. Watch TDIH for free on Tubi at tubitv.com/movies/65323....