My soon-to-be-released novel "When Things Got Interesting" is a sprawling, 150,000-word tale that dives into 1962 America, exploring the innocence we felt before the Kennedy assassination. Will it end up being considered better than "War and Peace"? Prolly.

We are LGBTQIA+ allies - always safe with us. open.spotify.com/track/0Cppin...

Neither I nor my Norwegian Soft Kitten bandmate Alan are in the Epstein files. open.spotify.com/track/4ekpGj...

Our names are not in the Epstein files.

Our prog rock/goth rock anthem "Full Moon Raging" - open.spotify.com/track/5q4QoW....

The prog rock/goth rock anthem "Full Moon Raging" from my band Norwegian Soft Kitten (@nskitten.bsky.social) - open.spotify.com/track/5q4QoW....

Our spacy, ethereal shoegaze song "Complicated Destinations" - open.spotify.com/track/5PQ1Pk....

Our song "Seasons of Retribution" that a number of people have told us reminds them of a Pink Floyd song - open.spotify.com/track/7qLucS....

My new novel, coming soon from #SolsticePublishing.

What do Trump, Vance, Bondi, and Leavitt have in common? They're all less enjoyable than a roaring case of gonorrhea. And now our song "Expensive Hobby" - open.spotify.com/track/6My9n7....

Our short, frenetic rocker "Echoes" - open.spotify.com/track/4WbOUM....

Our out-of-control rocker "Nailbait" - open.spotify.com/track/0Bspwp....

Our ridiculous, short ode to Sir Isaac Newton, "Go to Work for Me, Gravity" - open.spotify.com/track/4Ra1G9....

Some fan art courtesy of the Queen Kitty herself while you check out our song "To New Endings" - open.spotify.com/track/6XToMK....

A fan of ours put this together for us. This is our guitarist Glenn. Since Glenn is intense in this artwork, here's the link to our intense prog rock/goth rock song "Full Moon Raging" - open.spotify.com/track/5q4QoW....

My soon-to-be-released novel is a long one about Bobby Griffith, who enters adulthood in the summer of 1962 as a recent high school graduate in the posh suburb of Latimore, New York. Bobby has to learn how to deal with many adult situations.

"Auto Shop of Horrors" (2016) #MutantFam #FilmSky youtu.be/kB6FaNpOWKo

Nr. 79 #Horror365Challenge 📼 @glennberggoetz.bsky.social is the most charming (and handsome!) cannibalistic car mechanic you'll never want to meet! "Auto Shop of Horrors" (2016) 👁👁👁½ #MutantFam #FilmSky 📽

If you're stressed out from wondering why pedophiles aren't being arrested in the U.S., you can mellow out a bit by listening to our relaxing instrumental "Sunshine on Lava." open.spotify.com/track/08Di1d...

While many of our songs are quirky, "Eyes Closed" may be our most accessible song. open.spotify.com/track/4ZwaXP...

If you're offended by people who don't like fascists, you might be a fascist. Here's our song "Where Have You Gone?" - open.spotify.com/track/3yiYLg....

Our short lullaby "Baby, Shake My Hand" - open.spotify.com/track/3F6NXw....

My novel #LorenesSalon is feminist literature about a Southern woman living in a small town in Mississippi in 1958. If you're a @barnesandnoble.com reader, the digital version of "Lorene's Salon" is $2.99 at www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lorenes-sa....

One of the earliest films we did was the comedy "Separate Checks." It stars #LibbyBaker (before she appeared in "Modern Family"), and we made the film for $800 with a total cast and crew of four people. Stream it for FREE at youtu.be/JuQUH5lIuDs.

The digital version of my extended short story "A Christmas Toy" is 99 cents from @barnesandnoble.com at www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-christma.... This is a tale about a poor Appalachian family in 1948, and I've been told by many readers that they were crying their eyes out by the end of the story.

Our song "And Yet" is our worst performing single ever, played on far fewer stations than any other single we've released, though it did go to #1 on the only chart it made, one in Germany. open.spotify.com/track/4bbZaz...

I was informed the photo I posted yesterday was creepy, so no photo today with the link to my band @nskitten.bsky.social's blasphemous song "Lord, Lord!" open.spotify.com/track/4iL9Cu...

We were informed the photo we posted yesterday was creepy, so no photo today as we share the link for our blasphemous song "Lord, Lord!" open.spotify.com/track/4iL9Cu...

My band @nskitten.bsky.social's song "Set Your Watch" as I turn into a hippie - open.spotify.com/track/0HUSKT....

Our song "Set Your Watch" as our guitarist turns into a hippie - open.spotify.com/track/0HUSKT....

I love the cover art Solstice Publishing came up with for my novel #LorenesSalon. If you like Southern lit, women's lit, and/or historical literature, "Lorene's Salon" might be right up your alley. If you're a @draft2digital.bsky.social person you can get the novel at draft2digital.com/book/2458945.

I wrote and directed the psychological thriller #EvilIntent, and I found out this morning that the film has aired on a TV network in New Zealand. "Evil Intent" can be streamed on Amazon at www.amazon.com/Intent-Andre....

One of our more peculiar songs, "Trashed Later" - open.spotify.com/track/3JYwdy....

My band @nskitten.bsky.social sometimes plays metal music. I didn't write our song "Worthless Signature," but I play guitar on it. open.spotify.com/track/5e8vVS...

Our metal song "Worthless Signature" - open.spotify.com/track/5e8vVS....

Our most popular song on Spotify right now is "The Thousandth Ship." open.spotify.com/track/6N8CQu...

This is the potential cover for my upcoming novel that the publisher just sent over. Any thoughts one way or the other?

Our song "Your Departing Anesthetic" is about a homicidal doctor. open.spotify.com/track/21woU9...

Sixty years of guilt. One last journey for redemption before his memories fade forever.

I love the artwork Solstice Publishing came up with for my last novel, #LorenesSalon, and I'm excited to see what Solstice comes up with for my new novel, "When Things Got Interesting." "Lorene's Salon" takes place in a small Mississippi town in 1958, and the snarky narrator loves Elvis.

Our rocker about the travails of eating ice cream, "Mom Went to the Store" - open.spotify.com/track/4ekpGj....

My band @nskitten.bsky.social's rocker about the travails of eating ice cream, "Mom Went to the Store" - open.spotify.com/track/4ekpGj....

We made a film (wrote, directed, shot, edited, theme song) called #ToDieIsHard that was ranked as the 16th-best B movie of all time by @pastemagazine.bsky.social while @buzzfeed.com picked it as the 20th-best of all time. It's free to stream at tubitv.com/movies/65323....

Our most pop song, "Eyes Closed," that's been played on hundreds of stations - open.spotify.com/track/4ZwaXP....

Our 23-second-long a cappella western song "Crawfordsville Road" - open.spotify.com/track/6dcKCP....

I just received the December numbers for the digital sales of my extended short story "A Christmas Toy," and they were pleasantly surprising. The digital version of this tear-jerker is 99 cents at draft2digital.com/book/3046881.

Our song "Nailbait" is about a Roman soldier who enjoys the crucifixion. open.spotify.com/track/0Bspwp...

"Lorene's Salon" takes place in a small Mississippi town in 1958. I think of it as #KateChopin meets #KurtVonnegut as it's a Southern woman's tale told with dark humor.

Our worst song, "Never" - open.spotify.com/track/5kkRBO....

To celebrate Friday the 13th, here's our #gothrock song "Full Moon Raging" - open.spotify.com/track/5q4QoW....