Our most pop song, "Eyes Closed," that's been played on hundreds of stations - open.spotify.com/track/4ZwaXP....

Our 23-second-long a cappella western song "Crawfordsville Road" - open.spotify.com/track/6dcKCP....

I just received the December numbers for the digital sales of my extended short story "A Christmas Toy," and they were pleasantly surprising. The digital version of this tear-jerker is 99 cents at draft2digital.com/book/3046881.

Our song "Nailbait" is about a Roman soldier who enjoys the crucifixion. open.spotify.com/track/0Bspwp...

"Lorene's Salon" takes place in a small Mississippi town in 1958. I think of it as #KateChopin meets #KurtVonnegut as it's a Southern woman's tale told with dark humor.

Our worst song, "Never" - open.spotify.com/track/5kkRBO....

To celebrate Friday the 13th, here's our #gothrock song "Full Moon Raging" - open.spotify.com/track/5q4QoW....

To celebrate Friday the 13th, here's the #gothrock song "Full Moon Raging" I wrote for my band @nskitten.bsky.social - open.spotify.com/track/5q4QoW....

Our song "Humpty Broth" is an ode to the legendary vending machine beverage called Humpty Broth - open.spotify.com/track/6Nc7tE....

My band @nskitten.bsky.social's ode to the legendary vending machine beverage Humpty Broth - open.spotify.com/track/6Nc7tE....

We have a song about #androgyny titled "Hospital Gown Sex" - open.spotify.com/track/1MmTTb....

My band @nskitten.bsky.social has a song about #androgyny titled "Hospital Gown Sex" - open.spotify.com/track/1MmTTb....

Our guitarist Glenn has a thing for Bigfoot, and Glenn wrote our moody, 1980s British-styled song "Release" - open.spotify.com/track/3gETkm....

One of my band @nskitten.bsky.social's more peculiar songs, and it's one of our ten most-played songs by radio stations, "Parody in Triplicate" - open.spotify.com/track/3BWwpl....

One of our more peculiar songs, and it's one of our ten most-played songs by radio stations, "Parody in Triplicate" - open.spotify.com/track/3BWwpl....

Our gush song "Seasons of Retribution" - open.spotify.com/track/7qLucS....

Our song "Copper Harbor" is "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" meets "Stairway to Heaven" - open.spotify.com/track/7qnQdU....

Our country/punk song "Think I'll Just Get Drunk and Drink" - open.spotify.com/track/4P53nV....

I wrote the country/punk song "Think I'll Just Get Drunk and Drink" for my band @nskitten.bsky.social - open.spotify.com/track/4P53nV....

Our wall-of-sound single "Saturday Evening" - open.spotify.com/track/3SS7mv....

Many thanks to our new followers on Spotify. open.spotify.com/track/5q4QoW...

Our #shoegaze song "Complicated Destinations" - open.spotify.com/track/5PQ1Pk....

I wrote the song "Full Moon Raging" for my band @nskitten.bsky.social, and it's been played on nearly 300 radio stations. Stream it at open.spotify.com/track/5q4QoW....

I wrote the stream-of-consciousness prose poem "Guernica Still Burning" that was published by a publisher that's long out of business, so the book's out of print. A film version of GSB received fab feedback at film fests and screenings. Watch the 20-minute film for free at youtu.be/YPHsW43i4rY?....

Our music is pure money. You can stream us everywhere, even on Spotify at open.spotify.com/artist/1RhLt.... #LaCheeserie

We made the film #ToDieIsHard that's free to stream and has been ranked as the 16th-best B movie ever by @pastemagazine.bsky.social and the 20th-best ever by @buzzfeed.com. Stream for free on Tubi (tubitv.com/movies/65323...), Fandango, and YouTube. We wrote, directed, shot, and edited the film.

We made the action/comedy film #ToDieIsHard that's free to stream and has been ranked as the 16th-best B movie ever by @pastemagazine.bsky.social and the 20th-best ever by @buzzfeed.com. Stream for free on Tubi (tubitv.com/movies/65323...), Fandango, and YouTube. #LaCheeserie

Our guitarist Glenn just had his fifth novel accepted for publication. Glenn also just did a Q&A with a writing website. If you want to learn more about Glenn as an author, here's the link - authorlizzystevens.blogspot.com/2026/01/gues....

I'm the guest blogger this week on the #LizzyStevens blog that's devoted to writing and writers. If you'd like to learn a bit more about me, here's the link - authorlizzystevens.blogspot.com/2026/01/gues.... My fifth novel, #WhenThingsGotInteresting, will be out soon from #SolsticePublishing.

We're rocking it out this hard now that Glenn has set up a new Facebook page to replace his page that was suspended. Give Glenn a friend's request at www.facebook.com/GlennWBerggo.... We'll soon set up a new Norwegian Soft Kitten page on Facebook as well to replace that suspended account.

I'm feeling this groovy that #SolsticePublishing will be publishing my fifth novel. The title is "When Things Got Interesting," and it's a comedy that follows the escapades of a recent high school grad in 1962 in New York City as he navigates his burgeoning manhood. #LaCheeserie

I love this promotional artwork that my publisher #SolsticePublishing recently put together for my novel #LorenesSalon. "Lorene's Salon" is a tale told by an iconoclastic Southern wife and mother in 1958, and Elvis is in the artwork because the woman has a crush on him.

The song we're currently mixing for our new album is 17 minutes long. It's titled "Mountain Vale." Will it be the greatest gush song ever? Probably.

It appears this is what we posted that got us suspended from Facebook and Instagram - the cover art to a feature film we had a hand in. It's been labeled as nudity!

I'm this perplexed that my Instagram and Facebook accounts, as well as the Norwegian Soft Kitten accounts and film pages, have been shut down for "violating community standards." I'm getting nowhere in trying to resolve this issue. #LaCheeserie #LoyalLittles #TKLittles

Our guitarist Glenn Berggoetz is this perplexed that his Instagram and Facebook accounts, as well as the Norwegian Soft Kitten accounts, have been shut down for "violating community standards." We're getting nowhere in trying to resolve this issue.

My novel #LorenesSalon is about an iconoclastic Southern woman in 1958. The digital version is $2.99 at draft2digital.com/book/2458945. I think of "Lorene's Salon" as #KateChopin meets #KurtVonnegut as it addresses Southern and women's issues while employing dark humor.

Stand-up comic @thatpetebuchbauer.bsky.social stars in our comedy feature film #TheDeathOfIvanNussbaum. The film is only 99 cents to stream at vimeo.com/ondemand/the.... It's a new year miracle!

My band #NorwegianSoftKitten (@nskitten.bsky.social) will release a new album in '26. Will it be the greatest album in gush music history? Yes. Yes, it will.

"To Die is Hard" is ranked as the 16th-best B movie of all time by @pastemagazine.bsky.social. #ToDieIsHard was selected as the 20th-best B movie of all time by @buzzfeed.com . We made "To Die is Hard." It's FREE to watch on #Tubi, #Fandango, YouTube. Here's a link - tubitv.com/movies/65323....

The first novel of mine that was published was "Two Loves," and a fan of the book put this together and sent it to me for Christmas. Thank you, Bethany! And thank you to #SolsticePublishing for their support of my writing.

I star in the action/comedy feature film #ToDieIsHard that's free to stream on Tubi at tubitv.com/movies/65323.... "To Die is Hard" was selected as the 16th-best B movie of all time by @pastemagazine.bsky.social and the 20th-best B movie ever by @buzzfeed.com.

Stuck for last-minute gifts? The digital version of our guitarist Glenn's novel "Lorene's Salon" is $2.99 and takes just moments to get at draft2digital.com/book/2458945. #LorenesSalon is about a Southern woman in 1958 who wages her subtle, snarky fight for civil and gender rights.

A novel about a Southern woman in 1958 who begins her subtle fight for civil and gender rights. Digital version ($2.99) - draft2digital.com/book/2458945 Paperback ($14.99) - www.amazon.com/Lorenes-Salo...

Get your gifting done easily and affordably. The digital version of my heartfelt extended short story "A Christmas Toy" is 99 cents. The tale is about a poor Appalachian family in 1948 who learn what it truly means to sacrifice for others. Get the story at draft2digital.com/book/3046881.

Gifting made easy and affordable - my new extended short story "A Christmas Toy" is 99 cents for the digital version at draft2digital.com/book/3046881. "A Christmas Toy" is about a poor Appalachian family in 1948 who learn what it means to sacrifice for others.

The Queen Kitty does it again. We appreciate you, @brassylassy.bsky.social!

Wondering what to do with the Walmart gift cards you receive? One option is my novel "Fading to Black" that's about a man with dementia who's seeking redemption for an act committed sixty years earlier before his mind is totally gone. It's on the Walmart website at www.walmart.com/ip/Fading-to....