Couple questions: 1. How are these the only 3 age ranges available? 2. Does this website consider me as deceased now?

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Happy Pop-Tart Bowl day to all those that celebrate!

#GVerse Something funny on a Saturday? I love animal videos. 😂😂

Good night y’all! Here’s Pudge wearing a knitted Bowling Green Helmet.

I just remembered Billy Bush - he was just near Trump and laughing and decided to nope the hell out of everything, never to be seen again. +1 Judgment

If any charity out there wants a bunch of money, I’m available to be a contestant on a celebrity game show whenever you want.

Tom Brady is giving off Uncle Rico vibes calling this game

Mark Few right now.

The problem with most saunas is that they can’t fit the entire Detroit Lions roster in them

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

Introducing Ozzy! This prehensile-tailed porcupine, Zoo Boise's newest resident, is already becoming a star. 🌠 Settling into the renovated Small Animal Kingdom's Rainforest Building, Ozzy likes to nimbly climb and flip around his habitat’s canopy. 📷: Lead zookeeper Taylor S

“Hey Siri, show me a random play from offensive coordinator Rube Goldberg’s playbook”

Records obtained by ProPublica indicate that food banks across the country were expecting more than 27 million pounds of chicken, 2 million gallons of milk, 10 million pounds of dried fruit and 60 million eggs that never arrived.

No matter how much time passes, the first Blue Jay I think of is always John Olerud

Another reason to take the monorail - great view of the protests! 🪧

Dos a cero! (Roldan assists vs everyone else) #USMNT

Thank you all for not helping me do this. I should not be a sports gambler

Bump. Great series!

Tigers, just refusing to die

Can anyone help me throw all my money down on the Blue Jays winning game 1 of the next round since neither the Tigers or Mariners will have any pitchers left?

This Tigers v Mariners is objectively a fucking great game, regardless of the outcome. Go Tigers tho 🐅

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

That’s 4 Mariners broken bats now, is this normal?

This seems like a disproportionate number of broken bats from the Mariners tonight

Pike’s Place Market

DAILY HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT WITH ANTIFA.

I can’t decide if I want Purdue to win or lose today because of this www.espn.com/college-foot...

The iPhone calculator app lets you see your history and it’s pretty humiliating

Post something random or have an awful October.

This only happens to you once

War ravaged Portland? The Voodoo vs Blue Star debate must have really escalated recently

Has anyone does analysis on emissions (or just gallons of gas used) from idling cars at drive-thru’s? Given the sheer number of drive-thru’s across the US and how long it takes sometimes to get through, I’d be curious of the equivalence

Michigan still undefeated with “acting head coaches”.

OMFG LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG It’s happening!

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

Build > Buy. Go Sounders #LeaguesCup

Maybe Miami would have won if Messi had more of his friends on the team? 🤔

STORYBOOK SHIT!!!! Paul Rothrock from Capitol Hill puts it to bed.

Made for this moment 🙌 Osaze rises up to give us the early lead!

For a bunch of floppers, it’s surprising to see Inter Miami is also a bunch of hacks #LeaguesCup

Finally gave up our tickets this season, but this would have been such a great match to attend

Ruin a book by adding “Tom Clancy’s to the title” Tom Clancy’s The Winds Of Winter

This is just a bat shit crazy decision unless your goal is to kill your own citizens

this is really weird. I wonder what's going on. wapo.st/4muawgS

No cheating. Post the last picture of your pet.

Andrew Fucking Thomas #Sounders

Did The Onion buy The Verge and I just missed it?