Cartoons used to be different

All the things you said you would do tomorrow, do them today. Today is yesterdays tomorrow, and yesterday you was an asshole

#Youtube just shows the same fucking videos over and over now. Do they not want us watching? I don't understand.

I don't even want to watch a lot of modern stuff because so much of it is fucking stupid. I would rather take a nap or build something myself than watch a show that feels like they're trying to make people brain dead. Fuck you Hollywood

Is her full name Britney Spearmint Gum?

I've been saying "cooked" like it's a good thing. "Yeah that movie was cooked. Like a hot pocket". Turns out cooked means bad. But back in my day bad meant good. So I don't know what to think anymore. Nothing makes sense.

WE'RE IN TROUBLE! THE WHOLE WORLD IS IN TROUBLE! WAKE THE FUCK UP! Just look in the god damn glasses www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLQ2...

Rudolph was just a headlight

Always clean the fridge every six months or whenever you want

I remember during covid when people would lift up their masks to sneeze or cough... We're all doomed

Oh you're meant to toast the pop tarts?

I think we need Beetlejuice now. Someone say it three times

@mikematei.bsky.social I discovered this game today and it's on sale store.steampowered.com/app/1605250/...

I CALLED IT! AND I BET IT'S GETTING POSTPONED AGAIN TO 2028 LOLOLOL www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

@mikematei.bsky.social store.steampowered.com/app/3235910/...

Super Mario Bros. Welcome To Subcon | Official Teaser Trailer. Happy Super Mario Bros 40th Anniversary! #SuperMario #スーパーマリオ #2danimation #SuperMario40th #スーパーマリオブラザーズ40周年

@mikematei.bsky.social Games to check out: Project Warlock, Forgive me Father, Mullet Madjack, Arkos, Warhammer Boltgun, amid evil, robo quest, dishonored, Blood West, Deadlink, Shadow Warrior(series), Bulletstorm, Sanctum 1 and 2, Wrath, Wrack, ADACA, Bloodshed, Cultic, Diluvian Ultra,

Boycott EA youtu.be/A1a6mOyLnSY

There's a little bit of blood in all of us. - Inspirational quotes

Need more text dammit

This might be the greatest cartoon intro I've ever seen www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9ZV... #CountDuckula #cartoons

@jamesgunn.bsky.social My superman review wouldn't fit in a post, so here's an image of the text. Amazing movie

Make sure restricted mode is turned off in your youtube settings

An action/thriller movie where Waldo is a serial killer and the main character is trying to get revenge but Waldo is very hard to spot

I want more comedy movies god fucking damn it

I wanna play a midnight club game where the driver of your car is Max Payne, the enemies are the guys from Manhunt, and there's an unlockable horse you can ride around on that goes 200mph. Come on Rockstar! Make fun games again!

Alright Scoob, lets flip a coin. Heads? I win. Tails? You lose. Seems fair right?

Scarface: The Book That Killed Its Author www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqOL... #videos

A vacuum cleaner racing game would suck

Buying DVD's out of spite

youtu.be/OgxdAaCwKMg @kitboga.bsky.social this is the best comedy I've seen in a long time. "Yeah go to that blue building and tell the people inside you're a scammer". I lost my shit at that part LMAO

Censorship is wrong. We all need to see the world the way it really is, without someone else covering our eyes, or brainwashing us into believing their false imaginary perspectives. Powerful people want to control us, because we offend their beliefs, so we must fight back. #Censorship

Air Bud is probably going to make a come back and have horrible CGI. Honestly I wish they made it claymation this time

Your game needs to work offline. Online should just be a fun optional thing you can do, not a fucking requirement to play the game at all.

@kingofapoc.bsky.social Front page hype #twitch

Nintendo help hotline be like "Oh yeah you just jump over the gap. No not that gap the other gap with the dragon in the pit. What do you mean there's no dragon? Oh shit I'm looking at the wrong guide, uuuhhh which game are you playing again?"

It's cereal first, then the milk. Unless you really like milk for some reason

New album! music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

This is outstanding. Great work from Tim here investigating this further. I don't have the hardware to deliver test results like this monitors (just my eyes) so it's great to see such a wide range of displays tested. Based on this, the Switch 2 is 2X PSP-1000 lol www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKFY...

Driving home after my night shift job and a coffee shop was so desperate to get me to go through their new drive through and buy a coffee, and I just kept on driving. Like sorry guys there's NOTHING at that place you could sell me right now. I'M GOING TO SLEEP

Just put Bloodborne on steam god damn it. What's the hold up?