Fix your septum ring before being a hateful ass bitch.

I wonder if my dad would’ve loved or hated Pearl. I’m leaning with the latter.

It’s not a threat it’s a warning—be careful with me

It’s so hard seeing someone you love in so much pain ❤️‍🩹

To be clear, the only dick I actually enjoy sucking is @teddybearchi.bsky.social Gets me bricked every time.

The thought that I’m gonna have to hook up with straight men is so scary and kinda gross. They don’t wash their asses.

My high school crush liked my coming out post on Facebook 😭❤️‍🩹😭❤️‍🩹

Came out to my coworkers today 🏳️‍⚧️

I refuse to allow a man to tell me how to be a woman.

Vulnerability makes me rock hard

I just wanna be some dad’s good girl—pls adopt me 🥺

It’s my 6 year fisting anniversary today! Fuck, I wish it were easier to find ffriends here 👊🏻

Her the remainder of the week

EDAABP TOUR TICKETS GO ON PRESALE FRIDAY!!!! I’m about to go bankrupt y’all this is not a fuckin joke!

Wake up and take care of it

The dream

My make up was so cute for no one to be able to tell :/ #ThisIsWhy 🖤

I wonder what I will look like in 5 years. Hopefully I’m pretty but I just want to be happy. On my way there 💕

My manager doesn’t know what the employee discount is.

It blows my mind that it’s the 3 queer people at work that are mean to me yet the 3 straight men are very friendly. Where the hell am I?

I know what I want but it sucks ass knowing I have to wait.

Sunday bunday

There’s still one more holiday before Christmas. Y’all should really be boycotting Christmas this year tbh but that’s a different discussion.

How do people commute without headphones?

Male instacart shoppers are worthless. It’s your job to shop, not mine. Also—make sure I’m giving you the correct item WHEN I confirm with you and BEFORE I charge you.

I implore Hayley Williams to cover Iris by The Goo Goo Dolls. PLEASE 🙏🏻

It’s kinda crazy that neither my manager nor assistant manager knows what the wifi password is at work, right???

Reminder that they're paying Campbell properly only after the studio disgustingly fired Melissa Barrera over her statements against genocide, which then led to Jenna Ortega quitting the franchise, so they were out their two leads.

I’m experiencing some mild dysphoria after seeing my bald spot in the mirror. I am very much a man Maury :/

This is clinically insane levels of hot

I dunno man, something about a guy saying he’s “horned” up is a turn off for me. Horn?! Sharp? POINTY?? A HIGH VALUE CHEW TOY FOR YOUR DOG??? I dunno maybe I am interested now.

I’m Not That Girl hits so different after finding out I’m trans. Makes me think of all the straight boys I fell in love with growing up.

Can’t believe there’s only two months left in the year and I haven’t been fisted once :(

Sometimes I see a dick on sniffies that’s beyond my limits and I enjoy dropping a “good for you”.

🎶 I miss you like I miss the rage, like I miss real ink on a page. 🎶

Delivery drivers are the reason I have trust issues.

Sorry but this is insane Have a safe weekend y’all!!!

When your (hooman) puppy wakes you up for bone time >>>>>>

When I was 19, I got my heart broken by the first man to tell me he loved me. He dumped me because I was too gay/feminine & into musical theater. Basically, who I was, wasn’t deserving of love. Tonight my trans ass cried with my partner as he sang his favorite musical to me. Love will find you 💖🏳️‍⚧️

It’s the mania taking but I want a pet snake 🐍

A free day off with no one to play with my bone or my butt 😔

Just got loaded by @teddybearchi.bsky.social

My brain is telling me to run. My body is begging to sleep for 100 years.

Might’ve had a little too much fun at the WHIFF party last night 🥴

🎶 I only want him if he says it first to me 🎶

K the mania was fun for a minute but I’m ready to fall back center. I’m tired.

I. Love. PUPS!!!!

Bone “daddy” (and I use that term jokingly) is on the way to see the pups @cellblockchi.bsky.social

I love being able to hear the negative space in conversations

It’s been a minute since my hole has been this hungry…