No idea what his plan is but he keeps wanting to stand on top of my head. I don't think he's seen Ratatouille yet.

A while back a refugee family were moved into the house next to me. They don't speak English and about a month ago came to me for help calling for an ambulance when one of them was sick. Since then they have brought me homecooked food round twice now. Today they brought this.

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Is a strawberry cornetto part of a complete and nutritious breakfast? Asking for a friend.

ratto stickers for @sperunk.gay !🐀✨

The ever wonderful @nicopossum.bsky.social worked her magic and now the world has three new stickers in it. Please all remind Niccy how great she is by forfeiting all your possessions to her now.

Look at this! Fully a gremlin! Art by @nekopumpkin.bsky.social - I proclaim them awesome and should be given your money.

No thoughts, only chippie

Berlin. It’s been wild. Going to miss this place. It’s been a very silly long weekend so far.

It did in fact turn out that yes you can get Heelys in adult sizes. This is how I die chat but I'll look cool while I do.

Went to a vintage emporium near Manchester today. Found a Roland Rat plush like I used to have when I was a kid.

If this isn't fine dining I don't know what is.

The art vs the artist. They really like to hide their food but I don't think a toilet roll on top is going to fool his brother.

Love a spoons breakfast

Had a nice day at Yorkshire Wildlife Park. The absolute state of this polar bear though.

Us doing crimes? No we are but a couple of cute rats. We'd never steal food from each other.

Had a trip to the sculpture park today. This picture is my highlight.

Today I was sent this as a reward for supporting the wonderful @kingofkobold.bsky.social. Everyone should go and support them too and tell them they're wonderful. Do it now, quickly, don't tarry or plague be upon ye!

It's a frozen peas in a tub of water kind of day for the boys.

After years of putting it off I’ve finally relented and once again have two cute minions. This is Ham & Cheese. Better photos to follow as they get more used to me. #rats

Me when I go online and I'm asked to prove I'm old enough for the 10th time today.

Killing time with personality tests on the internet again. Maybe not as deep as which brand of ketchup are you but still guilty as charged on this one. spankpls.com/bdsm-test

Progress update - Two of them! Now we claws. Soon I attempt shaving, brushing and trimming and mangle the whole thing.

Had a first go using some cheaper materials to work out and test the pattern (and practice using a sewing machine) So far seems to be working and it actually fit me.

Sperunk suit nearly done, I just leave this in a pile and it forms itself right?

Look at this goober showing their pride. To everyone out there that celebrates I hope you have a happy pride and never stop being you! I see you there and you're doing great! And a big thanks to @tikri.gay for the art. Everyone send them treats for being awesome.

@razzybold.bsky.social when I get them . Art by the wonderful @nicopossum.bsky.social.

@deamothy.bsky.social worked their magic again. Everyone remind them how awesome they are please!

rat dilemma ✨

I'll call this one a partial success, I need to work on the texturing process a bit more as it's not perfect and there were a few issues with the pour but I'm happy with this little experiment overall.

Was reminded of the existence of Nathan Barley today. Still relevant today (and a genuinely funny show if you've never seen it) www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhAr...

I've been making stuff again. Should have this one molded and some kind of silicone poured very soon. Need to smooth and detail the master print and then the goo wizardry can begin.

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if you too want to brick, do I have news for you! just: -Follow me :3 -Repost this! -Reply to this with ref and your (up to 2) pride flags of choice! (any non-human species) I'll try to get as many as I can done this month :D #art #furry #pride #ych

Been a while since I've sewed anything but no time like the present to get back into it while also trying to teach my daughter too. It's rough but everything starts somewhere. We'll try again when the actual fabric arrives instead of what we could pickup same day.

Have a lovely day walking round York showing my cock to people yesterday. Some even commented on what a nice cock it was.

It's been a nice day for a walk. 13km covered, my legs are aching now but worth it for the views we've had.

Greeting from deepest darkest Yorkshire. Nice day to take @razzybold.bsky.social up Malham Cove.

Autoglass repair, Autoglass replace!

I got an art. Two of them even. Thanks @deamothy.bsky.social I loves them! You all know the drill by now, go throw money at Deamothy. I commands it.

Oops I did it again. More rat loot. Thanks again @redpaletteart.bsky.social. Everyone should buy all their things. You will become 100% cooler. You all want to be cool right?

World champion dog hide and seek 2025. She is a master of camouflage.

New precious rat things! You should all go check out @redpaletteart.bsky.social and give them your money.

Been making clay things with the daughter again. She's made an angry little frog and all his accessories. Working with clay is fiddly but fun. Might do more.

Went to an art activity day with one of the kids today. One project was to make an impression in sand and take a cast of it. I tried to make a bunny. I ended up making a pug.

Went to see the giant unblinking ominous inflatable ducks with some friends last night. Also Alestorm were there! Good times.

After being laid off in October and having a merry old time being a jobless bum I'm pleased to announce I've had a job offer today completing my wish to get back into the actual engineering space. Within a few weeks I will be shouting at the cloud for money again.

Finally got this thing up and poked. Now to work out what I’ll do with it.

I will be renting marketing space on my bag at all future cons. £8 per square inch.