I'm always too exhausted to be anxious the day after swimming and according to my sister this is the entire reason many people exercise

*watching batman returns* If i posted that movies dont have a weird pervert anymore in a nostalgic way I'd get so many reposts I won't because that's hack work and I have integrity but I could

I will never be as cool as my dog when he wears a hat

This is how you do an author photo. Other authors might go for the black and white, smiling "thou art graced with my words" style. Robert will fight you in the woods

Power man and iron fist is just so compelling. Who is this cool guy with a mobius chair, why is it normal to just have a hot woman whose job is lounging? Muppets?

It's time for thr christmas tunes youtu.be/ysIzPF3BfpQ?...

Its always kind of ruined kill Bill for me that uma thurman fucked up her knees. Its hard for me to enjoy something when I know it cost someone so much

Finally confessed my fall to my mum and she said "Poor Sam, you're not very kind to yourself are you?" and i would rather be beaten to death than feel this kind of pain because I'm not

Sometimes parents be ya worst haters.

Another year of not knowing what elf on a shelf is and refusing to find out

Sara's life is a poem. I think because she works hard to make it one. Still awes me

I ate 3 meals today and feel like the most degenerate glutton. That's a new wrinkle. Healthy

It's funny to me that aura as a concept is just spiritual pressure from Bleach gone mainstream

"You logged in 39 times this year." What's next? "Your top expenditure was groceries, we estimate your age at 55" Fuck you. You're not a fun app. You are where I begrudgingly participate in capitalism

Kind of fucked up that his app incentivises being judgemental and shitty otherwise you get no engagement

Genuinely had to stop watching for a sec when it became apparent John Boyne tried to make the holocaust "a bad thing what happened out of nowhere and had victims on both sides" and not planned calculated genocide

My bank just tried to do a Spotify Wrapped on me. Disgusting

I want to tell one of my mutuals she looks sickly and victorian but it really works for her but it's a real Hail Mary of a compliment

Speaking as one, gambit is a wife guy, just a slutty one

This is how you do an author photo. Other authors might go for the black and white, smiling "thou art graced with my words" style. Robert will fight you in the woods

@mysterioushandle01.bsky.social I have to ask, do you like Myst? Or am I missing something cool?

Kats got me writing film reviews again. While I write my review of casino, enjoy my half finished review of the crow boxd.it/5WUSxn

Reading Tim Curry's memoir, Vagabond, and during the chapter about how The Rocky Horror Show came about, he mentions that the show's publicist used to bring her six year old son to watch rehersals, her son being Alexander Siddig. Dr. Bashir witnessed the birth of Dr. Frank-N-Furter!

The modern trend of being annoyed you have to think for yourself continues unabated

Apparently jacob was a shapeshifter who got stuck in a female form. 90s force femme antics. People call him/her/them jakelyn? In private he(?) Goes by jacob

Thinking about how Gambit could use his powers for absolute filth. Normal Thursday

Unpopular (maybe?) Opinion. It would be cool if Shiva was Jason Todd's mum and he and cass were siblings

I think Usain annoys Americans both because it just feels annoying to say and because it categorises them rather than them just being the default option of people

Ronald Reagan steadfastly refused to not visit a concentration camp and both sides the holocaust. Its amazing how "trump is rude" overrides the fact we've dealt with this shit for decades. Its almost like you could do anything you want if you were polite about it

President Luthor handing Comrade Superman a note that reads “why don’t you just gamify the WHOLE WORLD?!”

One day this will do numbers and I will be your king

You come after Anthony sopranos mate we all come after you i guess

Add "bougie" to the list

You just know their would be a sketch where remy teams up with that mad Russian muppet with the plunger to blow the building up while miss piggy tries to chat him up in broken french

They know their audience youtu.be/m5tKVyiC_54?...

I like to be more than the old disabled guy

I think @alsvid.bsky.social literally wrote this

In the robocop unfinished business game I'm playing a female npc just shouted drunkenly "lot of fine looking women here, thank God I'm gay" and i thought of you

It's always the hot blonde girls who think they've cracked the code in exchanging sex for clout

Not saying I don't get complimented a lot but still riding the of someone being "confused and flattered" i fancy them and not thinking too much about what it means

In the robocop unfinished business game I'm playing a female npc just shouted drunkenly "lot of fine looking women here, thank God I'm gay" and i thought of you

Not touching this one

I am not arguing in my mentions with someone both sidesing disability. I'm an old man now and it is not what the Internet is for

I've always hated the mindset that all that stops people from pretending to be disabled is labyrinthine checks and rules because the only people who suffer are disabled people, not the mythical amoral hordes you make up

We have rules about posting on social media about family in my family but it annoys me when my nanna phones me just because mum hasn't contacted her in a while and she wants to chase her up. Like mums at some kind of blood orgy and not that she works full time

The cupboards don't match now which i like but apparently is well out of order

I bought lights with a fancy remote so I can do posh shit like you get in the shops

Tis the season