Olives and anchovies all over my pizza.

1/2 @karlkesel.bsky.social I finally got this action figure today!! It looks so good! Another Superboy action figure arrived a couple days ago and the back of the box has a reprint of the first issue, so I used that as a backdrop for this photo-op! Love that it’s a tiny leather jacket! Also,

Import. If I'm going to be astarion i have to get the words right

Every single picture of this man looks like he's nutting, even when hes dressed like a 15 year old punisher fan

Sometimes I watch simpsons episodes to remember the bits that made my dad laugh because I miss him

Watchmen. I got an A about it. "In the hands of a lesser writer this kind of character analysis would be generic." Also Alan moore walked past me once in a turquoise tail coat and top hat

DWP is forced to admit it's benefits helpline is driving disabled people to self harm - despite it's Customer Satisfaction Survey saying otherwise www.thecanary.co/uk/analysis/...

I’ll try to write away the persisting terrors i guess?

Because you're an automated response from an app my dear. You say nothing of important and have nothing i want

I must feed the great dragon notifications are love. I'm normal

When a post doesn't do well it's a failure of me as a person and that's a normal thing to think

Sometimes I'll drink brown ale and other times none youtu.be/dD-rBstMdnQ?...

Half a shot of ouzo to kick things off, then a can of Newcastle Brown ale

Love when shi goes through my profile and likes things. Like being petted like a cat

A blowjob is essentially a weapon to me

I've been insulted my entire life, at least it sounds matrixy

The reason I say wow is because I've never been sucked off and I've only ever seen it used as a distraction technique in films before assassination

"Ill just let the office know you need your fridge cleaned on your one to one (long call) I've already done it but I can't wait to use my miniscule power to tell someone what to do"

And I've been online regularly since 2009. People talk about the past before that like Elrond talks about millennia past in LOTR

One should never drink and post. I'm going to but as my family says If you can't be a good example be a terrible warning

Ngl if someone called me a clanker because of my wheelchair I would think it was very cool

*disney princess voice* One day it will get me regularly reposted. One day

Dinner support worker got moved to 4:30 so it looks like we're doing second dinner tonight

Bought i claudius for half price to enjoy on my birthday

Have an interest or hobby. What got you mocked at 13 will now make you seem interesting and passionate

i accept that people don't like me. i just wish i could stop caring about why.

Course bilbo does this as a passive aggressive move because this guy is always borrowing his and not returning it and i just did it because I'm a damaged relic with a compulsive need to be liked

Funny as this is I I can think of multiple times in my life where men have been talking to me and seem genuinely worried about the sexual appetite of their girlfriends, i think because of the socialised belief women dont enjoy sex, or aren't really supposed to

Its extremely funny to me to have come to the Internet too late to know who lowtax is except a dead guy who ran a forum people talk about like Sauron

My most conservative belief is that actors and fandom should never meet. This should never occur

Run, Samantha youtu.be/_8dyD0j3O90?...

Kathrin Marchenko, a #textile designer & #artist who does emotive #embroidery on fragile tulle fabric Employing a “painting with thread” approach... #portraits, anatomical shapes & dreamlike figures that appear suspended in wooden hoops, merging traditional #craft w/ fine #art @kathrin_marchenko

"Caring about people is hard" is such a fucking plague of modern times. Anything to make empathy something you don't have to bother with because therapy speak sounds smart

Its my birthday week. I am unable to treat myself so I treat others

There's a bit in lord of the rings about hobbits buying gifts for people and bilbo buying an umbrella for someone and I saw an umbrella on someone's throne wishlist and couldn't resist

The trouble with everyone fleeing to Instagram is that it requires self esteem to be there and I don't have that

I went to university with a "famous Internet redhead" but I always forget which one

The trouble with following predominantly gay and trans women is that i will see "They got link" 16 times and not really know what that means and I cant ask because I'll look like the "what the heck is blacksky" lad

It is November 1997 and a mysterious man calling himself "Vee" begins to attack the corporate-backed fascist regime of Britain formed after the war. To help him in his systematic attack, he enlists an orphaned and discarded teenage girl named Evelyn. Let's call her Evey.

I think "meet the propaniacs" is my favourite king of the hill app purely based around Bobby and hank enjoying each other so much

See to me THESE are waffles

Let's go ngl.link/tattersking2

Frank castle would never

I used to get "sweet" from women a lot which as a younger man drove me mad because it was as far from "sexy" as you could get but now I love it for how rare and special it is coming from a woman to a cis man

Can we get this boosted

Ahh the old "words mean whatever we decide rather than their actual definition" thing politicians do that they think makes them seem adaptive and as if they're playing 4d chess, rather than making them look like idiots

"Ive got to go and meet Lydia, Mildred and Eevie for tea and finding the lost dungeon of arudarbok"