Washington state superiority is only a factor in relation to summer weather and Taco Times.

there’s an abundance of seattle tgirl bottoms and portland tgirl tops. we must institute a trade system. i don’t volunteer (i live in tacoma)

Orb

my corpo job is causing psychic damage that ill some day join a class action lawsuit for

she/him’d on my he/her till i they’d/them

its sooo wild walking into a business and like you look at the staff, then seeing who is waiting to order/ who’s purchased waiting for order. and then you have to do service worker calculus to determine if the wait is going to be worth it

remember when you’re being mean to me this is who youre being mean to.

AI Trends have largely died haven’t they? like people still use it obviously and probably to make slop. but the ‘make yourself as a Ghibli character’ or ‘make the action figure of you’ style of meme where you can personalize it to yourself to post on social media isnt happening with AI as much.

Tony Hawk Tuah

im being CANCELLED, for allegedly running the first tgirl puppy mill.

CAN I PRE-PAY FOR MY CASTRATION?

tried watching @cultaholic.bsky.social #hellinasmell but i can only watch so much of a grown man gagging from non dick sucking related reasons.

i bet Blackbird Coop dude could do an immaculate impression of Patrick Warburton if he wanted to.

chud son or MLM daughter?

kinda get the vibe that the acceleration is accelerating

hitting the penjermin? nah call me bart simpson cause my nancy cart right

Gen Z Clayface: I’m #lookswaxing

Ashamed Meta Employee Just Tells Everyone He Works As Guard In Private Prison For Disabled Children https://theonion.com/ashamed-meta-employee-just-tells-everyone-he-works-as-g-1851012454/

POV: You just pissed your self on The Brady Bunch set

wretched night! the seattle mariners are losing against the ‘Hey Can I Crash on Your Couch’ Athletics

Last month in The Onion:

being kind of tall i have to be okay with strangers and coworkers commenting on my body. like my manager can call me a giant at 6’2” but i can’t say his hobbit ass is like 3 apples tall.

holy shit this band has all 4 dude body types

Listen up liberal,

nintendo says this is a toddler, in reality this is a 28 year old man. #expose these freaks

🚨📰Breaking News : the off duty cop at my job dropped a zynn on the floor and put it in his mouth 🤮🚔👮‍♂️

on the first listen through so far think its better than her last album some how. the beats and production are way tighter on this one.,

✅unjust war in the middle east ✅new Jackass movie in theaters this summer ✅new gorillaz album/tour welcome back mid 2000s

call me laura palmer how i got these twin peaks (tits!)

going shopping at the Aubrey Plaza Vetran Memorial Shopping Plaza

so happy for sports entertainer Danhausen.

Too dumb to live too pissed to die

washington state is a neolib hell. we get reganomics because the democrats elected are afraid of tech billionaires leaving while passing sin taxes that punish the working class and dick ride flock and other fascist ass surveillance tech.

who'd he get this time?

Bluetista.

Just found out Fredrick Brennan died. I only met him in person once, but I always had a lot of respect for his personal growth and ownership of his past. More than anything, I respected his commitment to changing himself for the better. He was a good guy. So it goes.

just realized this mf’er non binary. #cousinitt #addamsfamily

Find a better book

coworker: wow transphobia is awful, im sorry you have to experience it. me:

have you all seen this app its called ibeer it makes your phone look like a real beer. keep an eye on ur kids phone

anyway had a nightmare that i had to host a podcast on a network formed by the ostracized sex pests from the old Western Kabuki show.

sometimes i’ll almost post something, then my media training kicks in and i stop myself. then i remember im irrelevant outside of my friends and family and never been trained to interact with the media.

you cant make the cybertruck more annoying. then you see this

computers went from casting spells through writing and arranging code to you have to now hypnotize a chatbot but it has 75% chance to hypnotize you back, 100% chance of lowered mortality rate for community of already marginalized people that live near data center.

An insane, perfect encapsulation of it all: The same day Trump’s agents kill a Veterans Affairs ICU nurse in broad daylight, the CEOs of Apple and Amazon join Trump to watch a private screening of a film about his wife directed by an alleged sexual abuser who was seen shirtless in the Epstein Files

help the fbi sent me 50 pizzas because me transsexual

nobody talks about how shit isn’t the same since Harris Wittels passed.