🚨📰Breaking News : the off duty cop at my job dropped a zynn on the floor and put it in his mouth 🤮🚔👮‍♂️

on the first listen through so far think its better than her last album some how. the beats and production are way tighter on this one.,

✅unjust war in the middle east ✅new Jackass movie in theaters this summer ✅new gorillaz album/tour welcome back mid 2000s

call me laura palmer how i got these twin peaks (tits!)

going shopping at the Aubrey Plaza Vetran Memorial Shopping Plaza

so happy for sports entertainer Danhausen.

Too dumb to live too pissed to die

washington state is a neolib hell. we get reganomics because the democrats elected are afraid of tech billionaires leaving while passing sin taxes that punish the working class and dick ride flock and other fascist ass surveillance tech.

who'd he get this time?

Bluetista.

Just found out Fredrick Brennan died. I only met him in person once, but I always had a lot of respect for his personal growth and ownership of his past. More than anything, I respected his commitment to changing himself for the better. He was a good guy. So it goes.

just realized this mf’er non binary. #cousinitt #addamsfamily

Find a better book

coworker: wow transphobia is awful, im sorry you have to experience it. me:

have you all seen this app its called ibeer it makes your phone look like a real beer. keep an eye on ur kids phone

anyway had a nightmare that i had to host a podcast on a network formed by the ostracized sex pests from the old Western Kabuki show.

sometimes i’ll almost post something, then my media training kicks in and i stop myself. then i remember im irrelevant outside of my friends and family and never been trained to interact with the media.

you cant make the cybertruck more annoying. then you see this

computers went from casting spells through writing and arranging code to you have to now hypnotize a chatbot but it has 75% chance to hypnotize you back, 100% chance of lowered mortality rate for community of already marginalized people that live near data center.

An insane, perfect encapsulation of it all: The same day Trump’s agents kill a Veterans Affairs ICU nurse in broad daylight, the CEOs of Apple and Amazon join Trump to watch a private screening of a film about his wife directed by an alleged sexual abuser who was seen shirtless in the Epstein Files

help the fbi sent me 50 pizzas because me transsexual

nobody talks about how shit isn’t the same since Harris Wittels passed.

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computers went from casting spells through writing and arranging code to you have to now hypnotize a chatbot but it has 75% chance to hypnotize you back, 100% chance of lowered mortality rate for community of already marginalized people that live near data center.

you’re telling me famous racist hobbit Martin Freeman is supporting Gram Ligmaham.

wait did you just call it “sportball” dude that’s like so f’ing FUNNNY. holy shit thats funny dude. like cause sports are called base BALL basket BALL footBALL (More like handegg tho hahaha im so smart)

As a teen I bodied the Ace of Cakes, Duff Goldman in the pit at a Clutch concert once

ill be honest this year has been rough for me. since the passing of my father in May anything in media that relates to losing a parent has hit me emotionally harder. this week has been the worst since i lost him.

grungler nobility

mcchrisbirtdayrap.mp3

yeah i support TPUSA

Going to share some angry trans music today. This may become a thread. Ofc we gotta start with G.L.O.S.S. 🔥

Happy Trans Day of Remembrance Xbox

chicago rat hole? that’s what i used to call my transgender ex wife.

weed so fuckn dank bro that you act like Ronald Regan (the final years)

that’s right beg you miserable worm

changing my legal name to Intellectual Property Freely

im going back in time and tell Hunter S Thompson about gooners.

mariners are pissed and i love it. like the fact it matters to the team to see the series, and coming so close makes them such a big threat next season. its not the same mariners, they got the 95-97 motion.

im warning you with peace and love. this monday the 20th of october will be the 17th anniversary of when ringo starr stopped accepting fan mail. peace and love peace and love

wheres etsy witch ?? we need you right now 😭😭😭

the mariners leveled up. that 15 inning game made them like Goku after he takes off the weighted uniform.

Peacemaker is a great anime.

does the name Zach Cherry sound like the name of a hair metal gutarist to anybody else? just me?

chill the fuck out tacoma reddit

takes very little editing to make Ben Shapiro into Slappy.

love Nexpo videos but they got that black mirror vibe but it’s like ‘What if a Stormfront thread was haunted by a ghost?’