triple crown winner, the invincible tokai teio #ウマ娘

naming this the tightpants gambit

peep the fit

Spent a weekend drafting a novel using Blake Snyder's Beat-sheet. Very fun exercise.

Thought of a banger tweet in the gym but forgot it as soon as I got back home.

Idgi, I have a massive headache everytime I wake up from sleeping, even though I'm sleeping for 8+ hours every night

Pop marts are evil bruh, how did i buy 5 boxes and still not get what i wanted 😭

see, here's your problem. you let a cat get in there.

I'm convinced happy people are some of the smartest people out there. Smart, happy and successful. This attracts like-minded, high energy, people. Success does breed more success.

"We're going to kill you, stuff your minced meat in your intestines and cook a delicious meal." Is what I would tell a pig if they understood the English language.

Unbearable itch to play Runescape again.

Okay, I think I'm attracted to girls who can do chin-ups

Dating as an adult is horrible. Get your relationship sorted out by college and marry before entering the workplace. It's dire out there.

Boomers don't even say they're slacking, they just say "work smarter not harder"

Replace Millennial burger joints with hotpot chain asap.

I should become a drug addict

Article 1: "How did we arrive at this loneliness epidemic 🫤" Article 2: "Once you reach mid-age, you should get rid of all of your low value contacts 👿" Gee I wonder.

Nothing to look forward to this weekend nor the next week either

The first measles death in the US in a decade -- the tragic, preventable death of a child whose parents chose not to protect them with vaccination -- should spark an immediate nation-wide campaign to ensure all children are protected against preventable diseases. Anything less is unconscionable.

republicans straight up removed their house speaker while the democrats can't even bring themselves to gently criticize hakeem jeffries. pathetic!

This is where I live

Fascinated at how the legend of King Arthus is a reconstruction of the mandate of heaven.

not even the first time i drew a voicesynth in beatrice's fit.... miku comm from last year i don't think i posted

I don't know how to express the amount of grift in the private Chinese educational system, super unhelpful and full of noise. If you fall outside of the government railroad from education to internship, then it's over. The prospects of catching up are slim to none.

Kinda wish I could redo college, this time studying a subject I actually cared aboot (polisci and professional writing)

You will get shaved like a guinea pig when least expected

I need a year off tbh

Listening to theory

First decent sleep in a month

I can't believe COVID was 6 years ago

God, Chinese private education services are such gigantic grifts. Its so fucking annoying.

I think it's not my year

3 hours of sleep yesterday, feeling terrible 😔

Obsessed with Excalibur 1981. Such a dated, yet charming movie.

We love drinking water don't we folks

Growing up is realizing I don't need a 5090 because I'm playing farming simulators in my off-time.

this just got posted in discord

Deepseek is down like 70% of the time. I'm renewing my gpt sub.

Low-key think China is funding Curtis Yarvin as an underhanded method of inducing a warlord era in the US.

Moscow on the Hudson, not Robin William's best work.

In the communist future, someone must build a Roko's basilisk to torture every colonizer, landlord and billionaire who has ever existed.

Novel idea to reduce employee's toilet break time: Replace all sitting toilets with squatting toilets.

Wdym another plane crash

There's some kind of prosperity gospel/evangelical brainrot going on in Chinese culture, where people worship billionaires like a cult. Nowhere else in the world do people believe figures like Musk, Gates, Bezos and Trump rose from humble beginnings.

Wdym Biden signed with the CAA

Hundred years of Solitude is surprisingly popular in China. However, latin names are much harder to follow in Chinese than in Spanish.

I know nothing about ZZZ other than it's popular among gooners