It’s as if he’s proud of the hole he himself made… #Dachshund

It’s as if he’s proud of the hole he made on the blanket… #Dachshund

Teenager on train: I'm not a feminist. Mum: Do you want to own things and decide who you sleep with? Teen: Yeah. Mum: You're a feminist.

Number 15 hits the nail on the head

Karma needs to hurry (Yes, I know that’s not the way it works)

Turmeric, ginger & lemon tea has an interesting taste indeed. Maybe a bit of an acquired taste. I have 19 more teabags to do just that.

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Snack-time face #Dachshund

The Diplomat So so great (in S3 E4 now)

Me tienen los ovarios inflados con los fuegos artificiales.

A truly must-listen series. For those of us who might grab our heads in disbelief seeing the fanatic tolerance of the intolerable, this has happened before… podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/r...

Morning already brightened

Loved this. tv.apple.com/gb/movie/sti...

Rex Specs ear protection helping a bit. Only the closest ones seem to get to him. It might be a long night…

Sure, they’ll leave 🙃

Bloody fireworks

Excellent thread.

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Oooooh new season of The Diplomat is out. I have not checked how many episodes it has but hopefully more than the mere 6 we got last time. As my daughter said: 6 episodes a season do not make.

‘Aviva’s report highlights growing concern within the insurance industry about the impact of severe weather events that are being driven by the climate crisis.’ If insurers believe in climate change, you desperately need to.

‘When people are more socially connected, they have increased survival rates,” said Julianne Holt-Lunstad, a professor of psychology and neuroscience at Brigham Young University.’ ::laughs nervously in introvert:: apple.news/A5BLii6VdRrW...

😆 Same

This made me cry way more than expected. RIP Manolo.

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I really like this new feature 🎶 🎧

The part on Brexit has just started. Oh boy… books.apple.com/gb/book/poli...

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Share-your-picada-with-me eyes #Dachshund

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Go Europe! 🏆

I’m 11 years late but I just watched Interstellar. Whoa.

What a piece! Do read. apple.news/AljF08-o1S7O...

Let me tell you a beautiful story about this couch. 🧵 IG msviciousdesign

Keeping the bird happy

She brought aaaalllll the receipts 👸🏻

"Living through the rise of a dictatorship just means inhabiting a space that is gradually shrinking. There’s no point in resisting, not at first. You just make do with whatever breathing room you still have—until you lose that too." Read Gisela Salim-Peyer: www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

Someone’s comfy #Dachshund

🙃 If we all had an eighth of the audacity these people have…

It's ok if you say 'on accident' by accident, but 'by accident' is the one you want to use.

My only quibble with digital IDs is who is going to be in charge of the platform and data. Because if it’s someone like Palantir, for example, we should be focusing *waaaaaay* more on that part of the equation.

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Yikes

Oh my god, Theo! 😭

Nooooooooo Who could have seen this being the case? Who, we ask?

Crushed it. Bravo, @jimmykimmel.com. So proud of you. youtu.be/c1tjh_ZO_tY?...

The even more unbelievable crime fact (which I learned relatively recently) is that burglary has fallen by more than 90% since the 1990s. Did anyone notice? Nope. Does anyone believe it? Nope. But is is true? It is!

Right now, this is an exceptionally well-timed launch (ahem- balm)