Available next week: Monday, Thursday, Friday only. Visit my website for booking info. ❤️

New INCALL 🚨 inner city Red Deer coming week of Feb 17th. Cozy, safe, quiet, discreet & private. Fresh towels and linens. Come into my portal leave fresh and rejuved. Mi casa es tu casa. 😺💋🥳🌹🎉🍆

You’re not going to want to miss this 🥵🔥

Taking next week off to heal a permanent makeup tattoo on my lips! So I’m offering SAME DAY last minute bookings THIS WEEK ONLY!

Taking next week off to heal a permanent makeup tattoo on my lips! So I’m offering SAME DAY last minute bookings THIS WEEK ONLY!

Rainbow hour is my fave

I don’t usually like to talk about this kind of thing on social media. But dealing with some really messed up harassment lately from someone struggling greatly with their mental health.

When you randomly walk by a mirror naked and the lighting is just ✨👌 Took this photo as a lighting reference for drawing but couldn’t help but share 🥰

Might fuck around and just let my natural colour keep growing out

My babyyyyyy! 😘😘😘 Go follow her and show her some Bluesky loveeee

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Alberta FS Providers! I’ve made a custom Feed to make keeping up with each other easier, and us more accessible to our mutual clients as well! I’m still building a list of Alberta local providers (and providers who frequently tour to Alberta)

Correction, did any of my *colleagues make an Alberta feed yet? I’m not really interested in what the review board guys are doing… kinda forgot they were even a thing, and I’d like to forget about it again 😅

The biggest myth is that SW have clients everyday. The truth is, sometimes we get multiple clients in 1 day. Sometimes we get no one for 5 days in a row. Every week is different! Some ladies only see 1 person per day by choice. Others prefer multiple in 1 day & to be off the rest of the week.

Not me accidentally naming my list “Alberta Babes” without thinking… not gunna get into that drama again LOL iykyk *Certified Prairie Honeys* it is!

Did someone already make an Alberta feed? Or do I need to make one?

CLIENTS: Step 1: Pin OurSky Step 2: Pin your regional feed(s) Step 3: Browse through starter packs on my profile page to find your favourite companions. Use the above feeds to find new ones. Welcome to not having to wade through a bunch of posts you don't care about to find quality providers!

I don’t think I’m slutty enough I need to be sluttier

Only found out about my twitter being suspended because a client texted me about it, while I was on my way home from the registry INCORPORATING! lulaspussyLTD 😎

Annnnnd it finally happened today! Suspended from Twitter! Ready for the pivot to happen, but I’m not gunna lie it does hurt a little 😭😓

Punxsutawney Phil predicted 6 more weeks of booking me for extended sessions, clearing my wishlists, and sending me to the spa

Heyyyyy…

New couch, who this? Sponsored by one of my lovely clients 🥹💖

Touring Toronto this weekend! About to board my flight, see you soon babes! www.mygirlfriendlula.com

“The beard stays ON” Throwback 2018

lol I clearly don’t log in here often enough! Totally missed this post! Would be incredible to be booked for a duo w/ Luxx again 🥰💖

Booked and vanished without a word? There’s a bounty with your name on it, cowboy.

Calgary’s cutest outlaw, here to steal hearts this Stampede 💋 Coming to town for the week? Let a local show you how wild the west can really get. Book ahead, cowboy 😉

I’m coming to Montreal for the very first time later this month! Reach out if you’d like to see me while I’m there! mygirlfriendlula.com

Slow season horoscopes for the FS providers holding it together with grown out roots, at home nail/lash kits and face app retouching our phone selfies to look like pro photoshoots. Because the inbox is dry but we are still… iconic (A thread)

Oh hey there 🥰

Gunna have anal for my bday! (I’ve never done it successfully before) Drop your anal sex prep routine in the comments! Tysm! 😘

I just spent two hours fucking around on my old Reddit account posting slutty things to advertise my links. Anyone else have much luck on there?

How about we take this to the bedroom?

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You make me smile baby

Still have some availability left for the last week of February in Calgary! I’ve just updated my website with my March & April schedule, don’t wait too long to book, as my calendar fills up fast! mygirlfriendlula.com At least 24 hours (confirmed with a deposit) required for all booking requests

LULA’S HERE LULA’S HERE LULLLAAAAAAAAAA @lulablue.bsky.social

✨💖Trimming my pubes into a heart 💖✨

Inspired by @lulablue.bsky.social, here's my Favourite Client Bingo card. Clients—which one of you will hit a full bingo this week? Providers—what would you add to yours?

How many Clients were someone’s favourite this week? Comment below

How many of my Colleagues got a BINGO this week? Comment below

You know those clients who spend the whole session just talking about what they want to do with you in the future? Like we have met once and you already tried to negotiate and lowball my duo rate but now you wanna “pay me well” to take me to Banff? That’s it, I’m done with leolist again lol

You know what AI has a reeeeally hard time getting right? Tattoos. Is this new AI escort scam era gunna be the tattooed babe’s time to shine?

I’m flying home! Here’s my updated schedule: Jan 27-31: NYC, some availability, but limited Feb 1-3: NYC, very limited availability Feb 4-9: unavailable Feb 10-13: Paris, France Feb 14 onward: NYC or FMTY

Anyone else going to physio for hooker hips? I just paid a lady to stick me with needles today and I dunnooo if I wanna go back again 😭

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