oh, its the -virgin- mother

very random but sometimes bell peppers taste like the smell of gasoline

forever obsessed with this version of 'heaven'

youre asking chatgpt. im asking my discord full of autistic people that i keep in my back pocket. we are not the same.

"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.

Do you guys remember when that Hybe report leaked and they were like "as expected, Taemin is over the top" and then he showed up on the ceiling

This is a peak nini post

if the hundreds of thousands of western danmei fans were actually able to organize our shit tho. just think how formidable we could be. let yourself dream it for a moment. then fall on your face and beg the heavens for the writers who put their LIVES ON THE LINE to give you THESE STORIES to be safe.

far be it from me in these unprecedented times to harsh the buzz. i only hold these facts in one hand, and gesture towards @penguinrandomhouse.bsky.social and @sevenseasentertainment.com with the other, and wonder how well they sleep at night without ever making even one single official statement.

to the best of my knowledge, this is the FIRST western journalistic source to report 袁依楣 Yuan Yimei (MXTX) was in fact detained in 2019 for tax evasion ("非法經營罪"), imprisoned for 3 years, and paroled in 2021—there were HK articles but with dubious sources. i think we can now take this to be factual.

Yuan Yimei was also (according to 港聞 Hong Kong News) fined 400k RMB, and as always when accosted with this information I have to put my face in my hands and dwell miserably on the vast amount of capital her IP has been generating (in the States alone) since June 2019. has she seen even a cent of it.

Okay im actually not kidding, what am i supposed to do with myself now that im done???????? wait another half year to rewatch it???? im gonna cry

OUYANG ZIZHEN MY DARLING BOY I LOVE YOU THE MOST OUT OF EVERYONE

so sad im almost done rewatching the untamed and ive gotten used to actually using my TV and disks but the only other shows i have on dvd are FMA:B and Hannibal and i dont feel like watching either of them

Get to know your moots! List 10 random things you like (.◜◡◝) > sleeping at my parents house > CDs > listening to music (esp while driving) > karaoke > earl grey > shopping > writing smut > reading smut > petting > fresh air

you know, underneath all the death, torture, tragedy, and gay sex, MDZS/CQL is actually a comedy

My problematic fav 🫶🫶🫶🫶 zero backbone, all yap, no thoughts in his head, flip flops like a fish, literally wont shut up, he's so stupid, thinks he's being logical but he falls for everything, changes his mind constantly, always on the side of "justice" even if its hypocritical; he is ME 🫶🫶🫶

me, listening to TPR and wondering what the lead singer is up to bc i had the craziest crush on her, *looks her up and promptly dies bc what the fuck

I love this.

It's crazy how many people believe that contracts are some kind of ethical moral institution that must be upheld at all costs. You enter into contracts every single day of your live without even REALISING it half the time and most of them are totally unreasonable.

Would be incredible if exo got K-pop banned in China again but this time it was because of the fandom infighting

i am being dead serious when i say that i am in a really really bad mental place rn so i am truly sorry about everything ive been saying and doing these past few months 🙇

Earthquake Prediction Flowchart xkcd.com/3165/

im so sorry baby 😭

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

sometimes i hear a demo of a kpop song and get upset bc its actually so good and the lyrics are so great but the label got their guys to make a bunch of nonsense instead bc, lets not forget, idol music is known for its nonsense/cringe lyrics in korean too

also ppl give him way too much credit bc yeah he pens his own shit which is great, but the new dream tt is literally Beat it Up and istg bro needs to fucking STAND UP and get that fuckass company to use non cringe english for fucking once, i am begging

"Its neo" its ae ai generated nonsense, its neo CULTURE technology, ae ai has no culture

im just gonna say it... it feels like the creative team just threw random prompts into an ae ai for the new nctdream comeback... the aesthetic is a mess and nothing makes sense and the way they're using so much nonsense english makes my head hurt

I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme. So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”

FUCKING FINALLY THIS IS THE ONLY REASON I WANTED YOU TO WATCH THIS SHOW

We have reached the point of journalism where I cannot longer tell whether something was written by AI or a very dumb human

rent lowering gunshots: 1. rpf is awesome 2. army as a fandom are toxic as hell 3. all the kpop groups you pit against each other are friends actually

its been years and im still so confused about what actually happened to the twin jade's parents

Brava: “If I don’t file a complaint, then what message does that send to all Mexican women?” Ms. Sheinbaum said at her daily news conference, noting sexual harassment was a crime… “If this can happen to the president, what’s going to happen to all the young women & women across our country?”

Still thinking about how much discussion of Minho’s prostate and pelvic floor there was in his latest YouTube video. So much. Soooo much. Also his dick was just Out There in his lil bike shorts

(squeaky clown shoe noises) WIP Wednesday

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

Everyone start a prayer circle for rogue she's almost at Yi City

finally at the point in my rewatch where i can coo over Ouyang Zizhen who is my SON and can do no wrong and is a perfect sweetheart

okay watch the untamed on a proper sized tv instead of my laptop for the first time so im noticing more details and WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!??

Repair Video xkcd.com/3163/

oh ALL of the gays showed up to support XLOV i'm emotional actually 🥺😭

dreamt i was married to Jongin and was a best selling author writing smut loosely derived from our actual sex lives but i felt really insecure and ran away and tried to disguise myself buying a really dope MAMA looking ass outfit as he chased me around a massive department store

Me in a convo the other day: More groups need to embrace wigs and extensions in addition to color. They'd get more variety of looks and stop destroying everyone's hair in the process. XLOV today: We agree. Allow us to demonstrate.

everytime ive gone to this taiwanese massage place its been a different attractive middle aged lady who have all managed to surprise me wholly last time i got straddled, this time, fingers digging into Almost my crack i think they are wonderful

This just HAS to become one of the all-time great K-pop copypastas

so let's get this straight after a scandal during which he left his group, wonho self produces his solo album, pushes himself so hard he hurts his voice, so he then starts taking all sorts of vocal/music production/language lessons to improve to the point that ppl dont believe this new album is him?