Naaaauuuuuur

the transformers franchise is propaganda that i will 100% fall for every time bc they are just that cool

its always so jarring encountering homophobic young ppl like girl... ur twenty two and transphobic??? you're not vaping fast enough

that lady wore leather and had a hip hop feature ONCE then used it to justify calling her natural aging process Eras despite making the exact same music for over a decade... like wdym Eras?? you're experiencing Seasons at best, honey

there's a list of songs that the romantic in me fully believes that if its playing at a venue and i dance to it with a stranger we will fall in love instantly and i'll never be alone ever again

catching up to an insane backlog of dms and msg and notifs and emails and bills rn prayyyy for me

Do you guys know whats a good song youtu.be/9UXHiW9dd7M

look the whole "straight women fetishizing gay men" narrative is silly bc women in gen are the primary if not sole consumers of romance/smut but the way that ppl are watering down the gay hockey show to just sex is pissing me off

had the most insane dream where i was just like fingering a bunch of really hot women randomly like an absolute sex god LMAO

subscribing to a idol's bbl is way more effective than going on edtwt omg

You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.

Wishing every JP artist a very "join bsky so I can see your art again"

fun fact: ao3 has a dislike button

i feel bad for shawols who only stan shinee and yet they somehow still have to buy multiple lightsticks 😭

When we say "no, everything hasn't been digitized," I need you to understand that we really mean is that virtually nothing has been digitized. This is because the realm of primary sources that historians use is incomprehensibly large.

life might be terrible but at least there's the Pulitzer Prize winning album DAMN. by Kendrick Lamar Duckworth to listen to

thinking about how years ago for holiday photos i put on a dress that made me look gorgeous, came downstairs, felt wildly uncomfortable being perceived as having breasts, went back upstairs and changed into a red hoodie for the pics and everyone was like, why did you change??

Exactly, it’s not a criticism of the other members, exo songs were written for 8-12 part harmonies with multiple legendary main vocalists participating. It just doesn’t work even with 5 great vocalists. The songs become more exhausting and less complex with fewer members. Tones and range missing.

I'm laughing but this is not funny what the fuck

Things found on my phone and presented without context:

this site doesnt do balloons? 😔

it's that time again

Speaking of loud green things, Key wanted an explanation about the origin of barking and the crowd was too incoherent, so he looks at someone in the front row with a neobong and goes “Hey, NCT, you.”

thinking about t4t minkey where key is a tboy who's very insecure about his height despite being literally average and minho is a tgirl who doesn't give a fuck about "passing" and intimidates ppl by how confident she is

is Lay trying to become the 26th NCT member or smth 😭

sometimes we have to remind ourselves that a lot of idols are middle school dropouts and let discourse die

why does she look like Taemin here?

I will never get past "Ugly man with huge penis unsure of how to get word out"

when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes

I'm reminded of a funny tweet I saw on Twitter a few years ago, about Star Trek episode titles.

i open this app to 19 notifs and almost had a panic attack bc if i get that on twt it means im in a fight 😭

im going to say smth controversial but Taemin seems sick and tired of performing/being known solely for Move but unfortunately the public won't let it go so he's stuck putting it on his setlists... very proud of him for performing Veil on the Clarkson show bc LET HIM MOVE ON FROM 'MOVE' pls

😶‍🌫️🫥 archiveofourown.org/works/74881111

me 🤝 taemin should've been born bleach blonde

honestly so happy that taemin is doing more performances in the states finally bc Press It's entire aesthetic and vibe was very clearly trying to break into the western market and honestly more promotion from that company would've easily had him build his niche there ages ago

tfw the meds prescribed to combat the side effect of drowsiness caused by your main meds cause you to almost pass out from even worse drowsiness bc they also have potential drowsiness as a side effect despite being prescribed to combat drowsiness which is a side effect...

this cosplay will never be topped genuinely 🙏

jungwoo went live and fans spammed a bunch of green hearts and he started crying and ended the live... mandatory conscription is seriously evil

i once again find myself fascinated by this cake taeyong is eating bc not only is the concept of vegetable cakes batshit insane, its also insanely hideous

i just fell to my fucking KNEES on the street this might be the cutest boy ive ever seen

The milf is Taemin

meet my wife 😌

is this bc we all started talking about That Fic again and he got curious and read it???????

this is also just so intriguing bc WHAT is that thing he's holding

Things exols think they're experts on but aren't: Contract Law Business Finance Vocals and singing techniques Thyroids

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my early birthday present to me (.◜◡◝)

"the writer's fetish" what about the character's fetish that the character is unaware of. what if its their problem not mine. and im just egging them on

I’m initiating another one lads 😎