Done wrapping 🎄🎁 🌴

💅 🦌 🎄

I love vibing at home, in my own space, doing my own thing. No drama, no noise, just me, my peace, my snacks, and zero obligations. I enjoy my own company way too much to be out chasing chaos

Talking to your family at Thanksgiving is hard. Let @lesdoggg.bsky.social handle it

I’m in my villain era. Not giving af.

Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.

“Candy wrappers. Balloons. Grocery bags. Every day, the equivalent of 2,000 full garbage trucks worth of plastic gets dumped in the world's oceans.” www.npr.org/2025/11/20/n...

So I have a coworker who has cameras in his house. He’s constantly checking on his wife and what she’s doing. She also tracks him on an app and knows where he’s at any given moment. I guess it’s a choice but that kinda invasion freaks me out. It feels mistrusting to me. Thoughts?

Well ok then 🙃

Umm 🤔 I guess I got the party room 😂

I don’t know what else to do but to share what she asked me to gofund.me/17f4fd596

I’m already mad about Christmas music

This is me! 😂🥶

The date went well. I’m home now.

Y’all! I got asked out on a date. I said yes ☺️

BREAKING: PROP 50 HAS PASSED IN CALIFORNIA

I try not to post or react to political 💩 but this statement has me livid! I lost about 60k in retirement money since this mofo took office!! Go f yourself and all of you complicit pos’s who voted for him or didn’t vote at all!! I’m so tired of living in this ridiculous timeline. 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

When next door sets fire to their pet unicorn 😬 #Rainbow smoke

Please November, be gentle with us all.

Found a lion 🦁 and a lamb 🐑 at the airport 😂

Mmm 😋 steak

Got the professional photographer’s pics back from my daughter’s wedding. These are nice 😊

Still a better driver than most 😂

Just need a cabana boy now 😏

Well this is the dumbest reason a flight I’ve been on has been delayed: someone left an alarm in their checked luggage and it was going off in the cargo hold so we had to wait for the owner to be identified so they could turn it off. It was a pink suitcase attached to a stroller. Damn kids! FFS 🤦🏻‍♀️

#Mood 🌊 🍷

Can’t decide if I want to go off the radar or off the rails.

I would like to slap the shit out of whoever invented perimenopause.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but I can definitely hear your entire 👀 conversation when you’re using your car’s hands free option in a parking lot. All of it. I can hear it. I don’t want to hear it. Use your phone the regular way when you are parked. Please.

Went to eat dinner with both my daughters as I’m in their city for work this week. It was nice. And the food obviously.

Got my lease renewal today, it stayed the same to my utmost amazement! 😅 I think they left it “as is” because I do pay for a premium garage spot for the garage queen Siren which also stayed the same.

Dear reader, I haven’t had “relations” in 5 years or so. My divorce was finally resolved in July after trying to escape for over a decade. I never disrespected my marriage because I have a moral compass unlike he did.Today, a 6’3 handsome man hit on me. He “dropped” his hotel card by my feet. No!

I asked the hotel lobby person if they had a water refill station. They gave me this … uhh 😬 👀 😂😅

I'm so jealous of people that know how to shut up. I shut up and subtitles come out of my face.

Be the inflatable unicorn you want to see in the world

I have an inventory book of “All the Louvre” from my trip to Paris. I can probably solve this. 🫣

hang this in the louvre (there's room now)

It’s a rough time to have critical thinking skills.

all the anxiety human evolution developed to help me spot bears now kicks in when i have to answer emails

(She said) I don't know if I've ever been good enough I'm a little bit rusty, and I think my head is caving in And I don't know if I've ever been really loved By a hand that's touched me, well I feel like something's Gonna give And I'm a little bit angry…

👀 🤔

The world doesn’t reward quiet suffering…yessss…

I can taste this picture

I’d like to speak to a manager…

I’d rather be on the holodeck.

Meanwhile at my daughter’s friends house 💀 🎃 😂