PrivateSpidey🕷️🕸️
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He/Him, 23, Mexican, The Number One Blue Beetle Fan, And That Guy Over There
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about 1 year ago
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Noah C. Hallow
about 9 hours ago
sobriety is one of the best possible choices i could ever have made for myself. i am so relieved to be sober
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Culture Crave 🍿
about 6 hours ago
Donald Glover reveals he had a stroke in 2024, and doctors found a hole in his heart — which caused him to cancel his tour “They say everybody has two lives and the second life starts when you realize you have one”
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
1 day ago
I need a whole fuckin movie that looks like this, man
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
3 days ago
Optimus Prime!
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
3 days ago
I’ve thought about putting GI Joe into my Transformers series thing but I think at most it’d probably be more like GI Joe and Cobra are both long gone, like maybe every once in a while someone finds abandoned Cobra Labs or a ruined battlefield with old Joe and Cobra vehicles or something
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
3 days ago
With the movie in mind, I think it’s very funny that at some point between the 80s and 2005, Cobra Commander managed to change back from being a snake monster and just became a grouchy old man selling guns and robots to people for fun
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
3 days ago
That villain song btw is easily the best song in the show without contest, like I’d actually listen to that one in my own free time it’s actually a Song
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
4 days ago
We finished Season 2 tonight Dude how the fuck did it get worse lmao
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
3 days ago
It’s so funny dude they set up that Angel girl to take over as the new main villain going forward, gave her a whole villain song in Season 2 and everything And it was all to service a gag character’s arc of learning to channel his dad’s misogyny to tell her to get back in the kitchen
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
2 days ago
It’s actually upsetting how hard they locked in on Gravity specifically. Like that whole sequence is actually extremely well done and the song itself is very fuckin good lmao
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
3 days ago
Why do I even live
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
6 days ago
We’re getting there
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
7 days ago
How am I supposed to take Alastor seriously as a master manipulator who is super powerful and dangerous when he thought it was a good idea to go one on one with the most powerful Angel without literally anything that could actually hurt or kill him
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
7 days ago
Still No Context
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
7 days ago
No context
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
8 days ago
It’s the funniest shit ever, Prime 3 was supposed to have side missions where you actually Collect Bounties for currency to upgrade your ship and weapons and stuff I think, or maybe just for the sake of side missions, and Nintendo just went “Oh she doesn’t do that”
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
8 days ago
Not even one
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
10 days ago
I’m gonna hold out hope that this is just in the opening hours as a tutorial
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
12 days ago
Man I can just Make Stuff like this that’s crazy
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
12 days ago
Arcee’s full design sheet!
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
12 days ago
Anyone buys this for me and I will marry them on the spot
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
12 days ago
I’m still fucking reeling from “11/10th will officially be John Cena Day from now on” that’s like, an actual real thing in Massachusetts now lmao
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
14 days ago
I just discovered there’s a fuckin Unicron Pen Holder and I kinda want it now lmao
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
14 days ago
Yes
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
14 days ago
I’m fucking crying
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
15 days ago
No seriously how the fuck did they get Elijah Wood for this
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
16 days ago
Yeah fuckin right
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
16 days ago
Yeah Yeah this is my Arcee now
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
17 days ago
Then get ready to never make a playable video game ever again, dipshits
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
19 days ago
Didn’t even know this was ever in the cards til now lmao
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🎥 Smart Alec 💿
19 days ago
LOOKS LIKE WOKE’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
19 days ago
I’ve never been this invested in an election for any mayor, let alone of a city I don’t live anywhere near and have absolutely nothing to do with
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
20 days ago
I think I broke my coworker’s brain a bit when I told him Elizabeth could just Leave whenever she wanted the whole time making over half of the game completely pointless
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
20 days ago
Heartbreaking: it really does turn out the more you draw something from different angles, the better and more consistent you get at drawing that thing
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
20 days ago
My coworker just went “my dad wouldn’t let me watch normal kid shows cuz he thought they were annoying, so he went “here Star Wars made a show, watch that” I’m fucking crying lmao
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
21 days ago
Anyway Reach should have been the last Halo game. *Mayyyybe* 4 if you push it cuz I do think 4 had some cool parts and ideas After that, burn it all
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Pat Stares At
21 days ago
Well that's not good
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
21 days ago
The real downfall of Halo was when they stopped naming the ships and other stuff the sickest shit you’ve ever heard in your life We don’t get shit like the Pillar of Autumn, or the In Amber Clad, or High Charity: Holy City of the Covenant, or Truth and Reconciliation anymore We get Infinity
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
22 days ago
Bioshock Infinite, much like Future Diary, leaves me feeling like a Worse Person after finishing
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
21 days ago
The funniest part is this could have been used as further evidence that Booker is Comstock, like Booker is just racist and sees oppressed people rising up against their oppressors as racism, much like how Comstock would see it But no Booker’s right. Both Sides Are Bad
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
24 days ago
RACISM GOES BOTH WAYS -Booker DeWitt
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
21 days ago
Of Fucking Course
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
22 days ago
Killing Booker should not Erase All Comstocks across All Realities that makes absolutely no sense, especially when we literally just walked past Infinite Bookers and their Infinite Elizabeths in the lighthouse room thing
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
22 days ago
Booker being Comstock is probably the most interesting idea this game has that just doesn’t land because we barely know Comstock beyond being a crazy religious racist man, and Booker is such a blank slate he may as well be mute that his “transformation” into Comstock doesn’t really hit
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
22 days ago
Also Ken Levine totally thinks Multiverse travel and Time Travel are the same thing, and not in the Multiverse Theory way where you go back and change something it creates an alternate timeline, but he literally thinks if you open a portal to a world in the past, you are in Your World’s Past
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
22 days ago
Yeah thats the thing, because it’s all fake you’re allowed to make up your own rules for how these things work. The problem is Bioshock Infinite cannot make its mind up on what the rules actually are, because Levine literally didn’t know what they were because this game was just Vibes
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
22 days ago
Part of what made Rapture work so well is that Rapture Sucks. Like it fucking sucks at its core as an idea and is literally falling apart at the seams, and only stupid idiots keep trying to take it over and make it work Columbia they portray as actually awesome and that advanced and cool
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
22 days ago
Yeah 1980s New York would totally fall to the power of Zepplins
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The potential man of the Phoenix wright franchise
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23 days ago
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R.E.D. From Boulder Punch
23 days ago
Apollo Justice is the Ben Reilly of Ace Attorney I will not be taking questions at this time
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