sobriety is one of the best possible choices i could ever have made for myself. i am so relieved to be sober

Donald Glover reveals he had a stroke in 2024, and doctors found a hole in his heart — which caused him to cancel his tour “They say everybody has two lives and the second life starts when you realize you have one”

I need a whole fuckin movie that looks like this, man

Optimus Prime!

I’ve thought about putting GI Joe into my Transformers series thing but I think at most it’d probably be more like GI Joe and Cobra are both long gone, like maybe every once in a while someone finds abandoned Cobra Labs or a ruined battlefield with old Joe and Cobra vehicles or something

With the movie in mind, I think it’s very funny that at some point between the 80s and 2005, Cobra Commander managed to change back from being a snake monster and just became a grouchy old man selling guns and robots to people for fun

That villain song btw is easily the best song in the show without contest, like I’d actually listen to that one in my own free time it’s actually a Song

We finished Season 2 tonight Dude how the fuck did it get worse lmao

It’s so funny dude they set up that Angel girl to take over as the new main villain going forward, gave her a whole villain song in Season 2 and everything And it was all to service a gag character’s arc of learning to channel his dad’s misogyny to tell her to get back in the kitchen

It’s actually upsetting how hard they locked in on Gravity specifically. Like that whole sequence is actually extremely well done and the song itself is very fuckin good lmao

Why do I even live

We’re getting there

How am I supposed to take Alastor seriously as a master manipulator who is super powerful and dangerous when he thought it was a good idea to go one on one with the most powerful Angel without literally anything that could actually hurt or kill him

Still No Context

No context

It’s the funniest shit ever, Prime 3 was supposed to have side missions where you actually Collect Bounties for currency to upgrade your ship and weapons and stuff I think, or maybe just for the sake of side missions, and Nintendo just went “Oh she doesn’t do that”

Not even one

I’m gonna hold out hope that this is just in the opening hours as a tutorial

Man I can just Make Stuff like this that’s crazy

Arcee’s full design sheet!

Anyone buys this for me and I will marry them on the spot

I’m still fucking reeling from “11/10th will officially be John Cena Day from now on” that’s like, an actual real thing in Massachusetts now lmao

I just discovered there’s a fuckin Unicron Pen Holder and I kinda want it now lmao

Yes

I’m fucking crying

No seriously how the fuck did they get Elijah Wood for this

Yeah fuckin right

Yeah Yeah this is my Arcee now

Then get ready to never make a playable video game ever again, dipshits

Didn’t even know this was ever in the cards til now lmao

LOOKS LIKE WOKE’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS

I’ve never been this invested in an election for any mayor, let alone of a city I don’t live anywhere near and have absolutely nothing to do with

I think I broke my coworker’s brain a bit when I told him Elizabeth could just Leave whenever she wanted the whole time making over half of the game completely pointless

Heartbreaking: it really does turn out the more you draw something from different angles, the better and more consistent you get at drawing that thing

My coworker just went “my dad wouldn’t let me watch normal kid shows cuz he thought they were annoying, so he went “here Star Wars made a show, watch that” I’m fucking crying lmao

Anyway Reach should have been the last Halo game. *Mayyyybe* 4 if you push it cuz I do think 4 had some cool parts and ideas After that, burn it all

Well that's not good

The real downfall of Halo was when they stopped naming the ships and other stuff the sickest shit you’ve ever heard in your life We don’t get shit like the Pillar of Autumn, or the In Amber Clad, or High Charity: Holy City of the Covenant, or Truth and Reconciliation anymore We get Infinity

Bioshock Infinite, much like Future Diary, leaves me feeling like a Worse Person after finishing

The funniest part is this could have been used as further evidence that Booker is Comstock, like Booker is just racist and sees oppressed people rising up against their oppressors as racism, much like how Comstock would see it But no Booker’s right. Both Sides Are Bad

RACISM GOES BOTH WAYS -Booker DeWitt

Of Fucking Course

Killing Booker should not Erase All Comstocks across All Realities that makes absolutely no sense, especially when we literally just walked past Infinite Bookers and their Infinite Elizabeths in the lighthouse room thing

Booker being Comstock is probably the most interesting idea this game has that just doesn’t land because we barely know Comstock beyond being a crazy religious racist man, and Booker is such a blank slate he may as well be mute that his “transformation” into Comstock doesn’t really hit

Also Ken Levine totally thinks Multiverse travel and Time Travel are the same thing, and not in the Multiverse Theory way where you go back and change something it creates an alternate timeline, but he literally thinks if you open a portal to a world in the past, you are in Your World’s Past

Yeah thats the thing, because it’s all fake you’re allowed to make up your own rules for how these things work. The problem is Bioshock Infinite cannot make its mind up on what the rules actually are, because Levine literally didn’t know what they were because this game was just Vibes

Part of what made Rapture work so well is that Rapture Sucks. Like it fucking sucks at its core as an idea and is literally falling apart at the seams, and only stupid idiots keep trying to take it over and make it work Columbia they portray as actually awesome and that advanced and cool

Yeah 1980s New York would totally fall to the power of Zepplins

The potential man of the Phoenix wright franchise

Apollo Justice is the Ben Reilly of Ace Attorney I will not be taking questions at this time