I Did Not Need To Be Told the parks and rec theme song is based on vampire weekend

a site for psoriasis

No man is an island (in this book, women are islands)

the guinea pig of world records

Megan, thine stallion

BREAKING: Stardust tariffs imposed on all trades in Pokémon GO.

the hague u give

Arkansas, or "arch kansas", is considered to be of a higher rank than regular kansas and typically entrusted with more significant responsibilities, like walmart.

I'll be your number one with a mullet

status quatch

Listening to @yourewrongabout.bsky.social pod and Chelsey Weber-Smith is talking about "corn propaganda." Me, internally screaming: CROPAGANDA

Does anyone else have the version of the Bible where it flashes forward to each of the apostles' deaths, Six Feet Under style, until it reaches the present day?

"I'm a vaaaaaaampire... bluh." - Olivia Rodrigo, Vampire

(guy who really specifically wants you to know he's not Ares): I'm Roman Mars

live laugh die

Does anyone remember when you were young, they were called mangostain?

We hebben een serieuse probleem

They call me postradamus on account of how often I'm posting and also i predict stuff

Does anyone wanna read my fanfic of Kevin Barnes listening to St. Vincent and having a cry?

And this Bruno Mars guy—get this—he's so rich that he has this dude Julio parking his car and serving him scampi. I don't know if that's his friend, his butler, or what. Just truly unhinged behavior.

Seems an awful lot of people on here have spil their jice but the mods are no hep

"it's my way or the..." - ai weiwei

BREAKING: Nintendo announces Pokémon Revenge Porn as launch title for Switch 2.

calamari by your name

Please, Ratatouille was my father's name,,,

American pope (clap) I'm watching you (clap clap)

Called in to do VO pickups for Red Dead Redemption, the original one. They have me say "Prostitution's a sin!" three times and then make gunshot noises with my mouth.

HBO Warner Bros reportedly opening WESTWORLD WORLD, a WESTWORLD themed theme park world

Fans outside of Japan did not initially understand the name Super Mario Oneder, forcing the Nintendo corporation to,,

A spinoff of BALDUR'S GATE but its just a dating sim and it's called BALDUR'S DATE please call my agent if you would like to pick this up for an expedited development deal

me: (doing my own research) pokemon lab leak hypothesis

Helen & Holly & Dylan & Dermot

happy, crappy, sleepy, spoopy, monkey, adjacent, and donk.

@shadowtodd.bsky.social @alinaisyou.bsky.social I'm sure someone has sent this to you already but the rhythm nation laptop crash comment is almost definitely causation!

Does the existence of Marriott imply a similar but competing hotel chain called Warriott?

V-E-R-T-I-G-O When was Hitchcock's cameo?

attila the pun. that's a good one.

if this skeet gets 1,000,000 likes, I will bring the old marc zomberg back

I don't know why they were called bronies when "po'boys" was there the whole time

prompting midjourney to make "auld krang syne"

me too tbh

Sabrina Carpenter: (waking into a Kafkaesque nightmare where she has been turned into a wasp) cuz I'm a stinger

Run Laa-Laa Run

It's Christmastime in the city

Oh no, people are here now. Do I need to start posting seriously or can I keep doing ones like "the pope is mid"?

my roman empire is romanian vampires

hawk mooah on that deng

I put my hands up in the air sometimes saying ayo edebiri

I'm a bad guy also I'm a magpie

speedrunning the vatican