Ok I’m back and apologies for the absence. I’m on the front foot fighting my son’s school and South Aus Education Department for greater funding and support for disabled students. What’s currently offered is dire. #autism #southaustralia #disabilityrights #educationforall

Extremely glad I’m Australian and on the other side of the world To all Americans, especially those currently in peril, I’m sorry Please get to safety if you can.

Why would a tee shirt cost $125 why am I so angry why am I even looking at a shirt that costs $125 I buy my clothes from Temu from the Chinese slaves I need a coffee this rage is illogical why buy a $125 shirt

Menopausal ladies! All the menopausal ladies! The hormone patches are in nationwide shortage so get your prescription changed to tablets or gel. Sincerely, your menopausal girl x

You know who scare me? Aggressive pre teens. Like ten year olds. Why are you so angry? You haven’t hit puberty yet. Your metabolism is in its prime. WHYYYY?

The Albo Autism Strategy is embarrassing All I see as an #autistic person is money for committees and bullshit. No real help for us. Thanks for nothing lisping man

THIS IS A JOKE I NEVER HIT MY KIDS. I am addicted to popping pimples that’s all

My child has a blackhead farm on her chin but she’s taller and stronger than me. And you can’t hit kids anymore. Or make them submit. I’ll watch Dr Pimple Popper instead

Politics in 2025 is going to be on par with the LA wildfires I fear- uncontrolled, under resourced and not well managed. I hope to be proven wrong

It’s disturbing how happy a new handbag makes me. Same with planners. Planners and handbags give me the happies.

Fun fact I have never seen snow

Male check out operator: up to much today? My internal monologue: why do you want to know My outside voice: not much hbu?

Trump pardoned Jared Kushner’s dad and wants him to be our ambassador to France, so shut the fuck up about Hunter Biden’s pardon.

Gregg Wallace blaming middle aged women not having a sense of humour for his troubles goes to show that a) he is the issue and b) he’s also a pig

Autism is a disability. That's it, that's the post.

Watch Cheeto Fingers pardon himself and everyone involved in anything bad and Jan 6 come Jan 7th 2025. Bet he won’t be squawking about abuses of power then! He will call himself Super Justice Man or something dimwitted

Why not let Candace Owens visit? I’d quite enjoy seeing intelligent people debate her. And the lesser so pay money to see her. I’m all for free speech. I think this is a dumb move.

As an Australian I had never heard “not here to f spiders” in my entire life until it was said on the Graham Norton show. Unless it’s a specificallly Queensland thing no Australian says this. 1) no one wants to fuck a spider unless you’re another spider or have a weird fetish or want to die.

Whilst I was sick I watched a lot of kids shows- and I have a lot of questions. 1) where are Daniel Tigers pants

So do I …… so do I

I’m conflicted I need this. But should I?

Tough day pain wise but thankful I was able to get a Telehealth appt with a GP to get some meds. Muscle relaxants for the win. Stay happy erryone and happy Sunday!

I’d possibly watch the Minecraft movie solely for Jason Momoa having a fringe. That’s it.

Black Friday equals Red Friday for my Bank Account I would lol but I’m serious. These sales are going to get spanked.

I have decided to be a #plannerchick but because my handwriting is so terrible I’m using printed labels instead. End result is very pretty and thanks to Amazon quite cheap label wise. #happyplanner

My daughter wants a lizard. Her idea for a name? Lavender. Me thinks it’s time to go lizard shopping!

Post op fog is a thing. I gotta watch what I say and type. I’m usually very thoughtful and witty. Unless I’m hungry.

@oldshopsoz.bsky.social can you tell me why I can’t buy jumbo boxes of Weeties anymore. I’m feeling nostalgic, sad and devoid of Weeties

Double mastectomy ladies …. Tips for post op pain? Really suffering right now, sore and sorry for myself #doublemastectomy

Ads on Amazon Prime just seem wrong. I mean honestly Mr Bezos aren’t you wealthy enough?

Old school Top Gear is the best

Reread something I wrote earlier and realised “belting” wasn’t the right word to use. Deleted. Apologies. Shit word to use. Belting is slang for hitting someone. Using in a paragraph involving a belt was wrong. My bad.

I’m old so forgive me Who is this Chappell Roan? I listen to 90s and 00’s music and Nordic heavy metal bands, so my range is limited

Smile, you're in #Aus #Bluesky Paddle Pop Country. Repost to help make OldShopsOz the first choice for retro consumer nostalgia here, not the other place. 1970s giveaway sticker, part of a set. [Personal collection]

Anyone wondering why Test Cricket is awful, turn on Channel 7. Embarrassing for both nations #cricket #ausvindia #testcricket

You CAN NOT tell me Cheeto Fingers isn’t ploughing through his phone contacts, high on aspartame and giggling as he picks out his cronies for plum jobs. If he selects Dr Phil to be in charge of mental health or families then consider my theory proven!

Photograph from the surface of Asteriod Ryugu, taken by Hyabusa-2's Mobile Asteroid Surface Scout

Is it me or did Trumpo name DOGE and give it to MUSKY because of the DOGE coin dog? Anyone else?

#f1 #formula1 I just want Fernando Alonso to win a race. Just one. The guy has suffered enough and has Lance Stroll as a team mate. Give him Vegas. Please.

“It is what it is” 1) what is IT

“Our land abounds in natures gifts” Me “I’d argue that point see danger noodles, danger crawlies and sea biteys” “Of beauty rich and rare” Me “if it’s rich then hand over the wealth. People are homeless.” “In history’s page let every stage Advance Australia Fair” Me “what?”

“Australians all let us rejoice” Me “why?” “For we are one and free” Me “free from what? Bills?” “We’ve golden soil and wealth for toil” Me “give me gold dirt and I’d rather not work for wealth thanks very much” “Our home is girt by sea” Me “so we stuck on an island yeah?”

In the space of a year I’ve had a double mastectomy, full hysterectomy incl removal of ovaries and full thyroidectomy- all due to Cowdens Syndrome. Cost to me. ZERO. Thank you to Australias Medicare system #auspol #medicare #aushealth

Special education in Australia needs to change. Parents are constantly having to justify why their kids need support = constant battles with education depts. parents in burnout. State Govts do not care. It’s exhausting

You don't HAVE to replace the Royal Family with anything. Because they don't do ANYTHING.

JD Vance, beat this

What I Support LGBTQIA+ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ BLM 🖤 Free Palestine ☮︎ Indigenous People 🫶 Women’s Rights 💖 Pro-Choice ❤️‍🔥 Gender Identity 🤍 Mental Health Awareness 🎗 Autism Awareness ♾ Disability Awareness 🏥

Hopefully friendlier than the Other Place