"Attention passengers. If you have an Audi Q7, licence plate AAA 1234, you no longer need to worry about your car alarm. However, please come to the Chief Stewarts office to collect your battery. Also, a soldering kit is available in the gift shop to re-conmect the wiring."

Putting together the kids selected pregame Playlist and there is no Ozzie. "Alright everyone, line up on the goal line. Don't worry about the the pucks, we won't need them today."

So do we go up 9th and return on 6th or up 6th and back on 9th. #Flames problems.

Just a reminder to all the #CFLFFCFantasy folk out there, I'm a 42S and my left arm length is just a tig shorter than the right.

The Death of Earl Grey As Governor General, Earl Grey lent his support to several Canadian arts and sports initiatives. In 1909, he donated a trophy to be awarded for the Amateur Rugby Football Championship of Canada. Soon, the trophy would become known as the Grey Cup. #cfl

I present the Arbuckle-Streveler Paradox.

Supreme Court decides the presents are no longer worth it, stops pretending Santa Claus is real.

This might seem like a lot. But a Canadian team matchup would be forced to achieve 314 penalty minutes to achieve the same result due to taxes.

Can't wait for 5 part mini series voiced by Dave Naylor on the audacity of VAJ to throw a touchdown pass so close to the field goal posts.

I'm really proud of Suits discovering the term 'Forced Error' really adds to the broadcast tonight.

Good to see Dickenson and all the #Stampeders have bought into the Rene Paredes farewell tour.

It's only due to his mass that Cottoy was able to hang onto his mass.

Big boy INT!

So what do Ottawa folks do before football games? Anyone going anywhere nearby? I'll be there Friday night.

I have bought the Guinness Book of World Records every year since 1996. Bought the 2026 edition today. And, on page 7, I see a familiar face. Honoured to meet him in Regina last year. @xpeggr.bsky.social

Well I guess I got to get myself a Tom Landry hat again.

GCS driving: IDGAF if it adds an hour to the trip, we're going thru Kamloops. Seriously, f*** Kelowna!

I, for one, can't wait for the CFL to unveil its next phases. I hear they've booked a Rolling Stones cover band and are calling it CFL 25.

Is it Alumni night and they decided to celebrate Streveler style?

www.reddit.com/r/WinnipegBl... #cfl #realcflrules

Forget bringing back the Mars waterbomber. Naylor alone could have doused all the fires in Manitoba this summer.

Imagine? Right, we'll go with that.

Seeing Naylor interview Johnston, all I can think about is this:

For fellow fans of Canadian football. #CFL #CanadianSky #ElbowsUp

This could easily be Ambroisie, but really, it should apply to Orridge.

I blame @stadnek.bsky.social for claiming that SJ Green's game winning touchdown should not have been a catch. Apparently the league took him a little too seriously.

I'm sensing a theme here. Post tweet.

The commissioner opened up the suggestion box and found one he liked. bsky.app/profile/grey...

The CFL is going metric.

After that tapestry that Rourke weaved last night, the following day you've got to go and see Beautiful British Columbia.

Must have been the bean I had at lunch.

Tough weekend for the Strulé's this weekend. Cant blame them if they're eating their feelings through poutine from that food truck in Cochrane. (At least it was close for the #FinsUp?)

*me this morning* "Why are my legs so sore?" "Oh, right. That was a lot of getting up to celebrate all the BC Lions scores last night."

#BCLions win you know what that means. #Streaking

Up 21, and you go for a field goal. What happened to the Buck Pierce we used to know.

My son just high five everyone in our section after the Stamps TD, then sat down and acknowledged me like this. vt.tiktok.com/ZSDPXpor6/

Only Riders fans would consider that a hook slide.

Oh good they're finally giving Rourke a challenge. #104YardsToGo

Got F1 tickets. Hope the Expos are in town at the same time.

When life give you the Stampeders defence, Nathan Rourke makes:

Nathan Rourke tonight.

Saved by the Doink.

Dickenson at the half: "I won a challenge. What have any of you done this game?"

Someone is so busy keeping the sideline ads upright, that the stats board is broken again. #TheWhole11Yards

If the Lions were catching VA's ball like that last year, he'd still be a #BCLion.

Dr: Based on your test results, 4% chance of heart failure. Nothing to really worry about with a few changes." Me: "So really you're saying 96% of heart success!" Dr: No, it doesn't work that .... Me: Woooooooo! Number 1 Number 1

I thought it was impressive when the #Riders were running through walls for Corey Mace, but the way the Canadian Woman's Rugby team came out against New Zealand in the first half today had The Kool-Aid man taking notes.