Check our Zak Polanski outside the Labour conference. The boy talks the talk. Can he walk the walk? I think we should give him a try. youtu.be/jTV4wLmmF5s?...

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Hey, Donnie, read this. Or better still ask someone with some braincells to read it to you. #Trump #London

Appalled to see this image of Donald Trump and the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein projected onto Windsor Castle. Please... for the love of all that is good, do not share it on all your social media channels... because it simply wouldn't be done to remind the world of the association

People keep telling me how great #Dubai is. “Great shops" “Hot weather” As someone who dislikes hot weather and loves exploring great European cities with amazing historical architecture I’m just not getting it. At all. And then there are the tax dodgers and Tice types. What am I missing??

It should be simple: people who cheer on violence in the UK can't enrich themselves with British taxpayers’ money. That means Elon Musk – no government contracts for you, no energy supply license for you.

Zero economic growth. When will the UK govt acknowledge the problems caused by #Brexit?

A little bit of perspective on Angela Rayner: www.theguardian.com/uk-news/arti...

OMG. Outrageous. You mean she didn’t spend it on fags and booze? She tried to provide a home for her disabled child? Disgusting rag. This should backfire on them. #AngelaRayner #Telegraph

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Maybe Angela Rayner is toast. But the right-wing media have been on a witch hunt to get her for years. They think she is dangerous, a radical & a working class woman with attitude & ideas. In all the noise & claim & counter-claim Lib Dem Ed Davey showed humanity and decency.

Dear @susiedent.com Is there a single word to describe parade envy? Asking for an American toddler. #Trump #China #ParadeEnvy

Good to hear #PhilippeSands demolish Malcolm Rifkind’s waffle and nonsense #ECHR arguments on #R4Today. Clear, fact-based, logically argued points. Sands even mentioned the truth few dare speak: the role of #Brexit in the problem. Oh wait. He’s an expert. Remember them?

So Nigel #Farage is going to pay the #Taliban to take back people. ‘People’ includes men, women and children. He would pay the Taliban to take back women…who fled the Taliban. 😳 What could possibly go wrong?

I go. I try. And I will keep trying, even though it feels like a losing battle. Because I remember the whole point of the far-right astroturfing of social media is to make it feel like a losing battle, to make us give up. Anyway, a few snippets on small boat crossings and immigration.

@bbcnewsnight.bsky.social Hey #Newsnight and #BBCNews Any chance you might call out Farage’s claims(lies)? Pre-record the interview. Then apply a full factcheck. Simps really. No, you don’t have to pay me for doing your sodding job for you. #Reform #Farage #AsylumSeekers

“Months of warnings have fallen on deaf ears. #famine is now confirmed in #Gaza city. This is starvation by design and manmade by the Government of Israel. ... Time for political will!” — UNRWA Commissioner-General Philippe Lazzarini #Famine_in_Gaza

Here's a fact for you all. Prior to 2017 there was not a single documented case of any individual travelling by small boats across the English Channel to caim asylum in the UK. Not ONE. This current 'boats' crisis has been largely caused by Brexit. But for some reason NOBODY is saying that.

#Ukraine Just #Putin and #Trump together? No advisors? Went soooo well the last time. #poodle

How Britain privatised itself into failure Britain outsourced its state – now private firms profit while public services crumble yorkshirebylines.co.uk/politics/the...

So after that horrendous interview with ranting Israeli spokesman David Mencer the crucial question remains unanswered: How are we going to save Gaza’s babies and children from starvation? That’s it.

🚨 This morning we turned the street outside Labour Party Headquarters in London into Jabaliya camp in Gaza. Listen to @ahmedmasoud02.bsky.social talking about what the Israeli army did to his neighourhood and family.

#NHS Dear Wes Streeting Oh - are we back to Cottage Hospitals? I’m young enough to remember them closing down…called old-fashioned. Not the way future health looked….etc etc. Local protests ignored. We’ve now come full circle. Wheel re-invention…yes, going round in circles.

Leave #RachelReeves alone. It’s a personal matter. End of. Ask her about her economic plans. Probe and challenge - even make her squirm - but stop the bullying about private matters. It’s none of our business.

#Glastonbury #Gladto #NeilYoung #CharliXCX I get my pension next month and I’m feeling WAY too young for Neil Young’s music. Might try listening to young Charli XCX’s tunes instead. Gotta be better.

I’m a bit of a clairvoyant. I foretell that once again the #NATO meeting will be all about #Trump. Exactly as he wants. Impressive, eh? 🙄 #AllAboutTrump

Project Here.

Memo from Private Eye to our broadcasters

Oooh, you mean it's OK to leave, realise it's a mistake, then rejoin? 😉

#Trump #Musk

This seems to have now disappeared from the Express website but can still be read in the archive. archive.ph/mQIec

4,000 people employed in the UK fishing industry. (BBC News) Er ….what? Disproportionate attention. The only large industry fishing is involved with is the nostalgia industry. Led by former City Trader Farage and Property Tart Tyce #Brexit #EU

So 35 gambling companies evade being named for safeguarding failures. Meanwhile, #Ofsted can move a primary school from outstanding to special measures on the basis of a single case? Named and shamed and destroyed. Doesn’t seem fair. Agree? #GamblingCommission

#Brexit #TradeDeal #EU So which is it? If only those #Brexiters could make up their minds.

@carolecadwalla.bsky.social Thank you for your article today. This is NOT acceptable from The Observer. Looks like a village fete. All normalised and cuddly. My reaction on picking up the paper yesterday:

#gardeners #garden Could some kind person please identify this plant for me? Thank you.

@tortoisemedia.bsky.social Dear Observer/Tortoises Really? This is NOT what I want to see on a Sunday morning. You’re new to this paper. I have been reading it for 45 years. Just saying.

Hey British media, It’s no surprise that if you give Farage the run of the place, he’ll start winning. Time to do your actual jobs and start interrogating him on his Brexit shitshow, his funding, his Trumpiness, his idiotic manifesto, his real plans for the NHS… instead of drumrolling him into No.10

‘Labour must start speaking about extent of Brexit damage’ – Andy Burnham www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/and...

Liz #Truss and the Queen. JD #Vance and the Pope. Just saying. 😉

So Rubio is going to meet #EU leaders to talk about #Ukraine. #Trump floundering. Needs help. Send #Vance to beg for #Europe’s help. On his knees.

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Can’t wait. Will definitely sign up (as long as there’s no £ involved). Let’s see how long ‘free speech’ lasts. 😆 #Truss www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Brilliant lesson on how to spike a media story on #R4Today. Local #Birmingham walking tours guy destroys Nick Robinson’s attempts to describe rat-filled chaos. Robinson floundering as second interviewee also refuses to play. 😂 Worth a listen. Around 8.20am.

Trump refuses to condemn #Putin and #Russia. The Russians are empowered by #Trump’s impotence. Shameful and cowardly. #Sumy #Ukraine #SlavaUkraini

I have never played a computer game. What am I missing? Genuine question. #gaming

Morning. Already huge falls in the Asian markets. Welcome to #BlackMonday. Or, to be more accurate, a Trump inspired #OrangeMonday. #OrangeIsTheNewBlack

Carney always knew #Brexit was a crock of shit. As Gov of the Bank of England he had to play along with the pretence that #BorisJohnson 🤡 was a serious politician. Now, #Carney can call out populist bullshit and the economic and social damage it causes. #tariffs #Trump #Canada #RejoinEU

It's just too good.