Me: watching a stream on my phone in bed My smiski phone charm:

Happy New Year divas! ✨️ I'm gonna be on something of a social media break/cleanse for January I have a some videos scheduled on the usual tiktok, youtube and Instagram until the 9th though to keep you occupied 😙 See you in February!! ✌️

I think in 2026 I am going to radicalise people against envelopes with the little plastic windows

I miss my lava lamp from like 20 years ago

Ok, so I've wanted to get one of these sets for a while to pick up litter on my walks with Lucy But hooowwww petty would it be if I used this to also pick up the rubbish from my neighbours constantly overflowing bins?? (she would absolutely see my from her office window lol)

Took an RAADS–R test for funsies I'm so good at autism 🤗

I truly believe that the new adopters of matcha do not like how matcha tastes Like its always mixed with vanilla and strawberry in their gentrified coffee shops, but I also witnessed someone mixing it with freshly squeezed orange juice

I have a growing pile of things to sell on Vinted, but my funds on there are locked until I can get a passport for ID proof and we can't find my birth certificate so now I have to wait for a new one of those too

Rich because I have a little dog happily snoring next to me

Watching Home Alone 2 made me realise its been 22 years since I was in New York 🧓 wtfff

I (and Minnie) are pro yorkshire puddings for Christmas dinner Especially when they're tree shaped 🎄

I've worn this Wham shirt like 5 Christmas' in a row, the glitter is still going strong!

クリスマスリースなライオン🎄

メリークリスマス🎄✨ クリスマスとポケちゃんたち🎄︎🌟

During a crash out recently I deleted my second tiktok that I'd been waiting to use for home renno videos and part of me regrets it But also not having to set up a camera and worry about recording stuff is gonna cut down so much time

It was my zodiac animal year, and I definitely feel like I've been protected by the snake gods Got me a little worried for 2026 though!

Truly all I need in life is a wardrobe that is just this set 7 times like a cartoon character (Yes they are pyjamas)

I had a bit of money that I'd been putting to the side, and it was finally more than enough to pay off the last of my credit card balance 🥹 It was pretty scary to see it all go into what feels like a hole, and doing it so close to the holiday break might slow things down or make them messy BUT

I hope someone generating a slop image of a snowy scene because "its never a white christmas anymore" radicalises you this season

I do be surfin' the web, and here is where I am often found 🐦 x.com/sami_spoon 📸 instagram.com/sami_spoon ⏰ tiktok.com/@sami_spoon 📖 sami--spoon.tumblr.com ▶️ youtube.com/channel/UCai... Plus more 🌳 linktr.ee/sami_spoon

like father like son

Trying to cut myself some slack after a 12 hour migraine But boy am I CRANKY 😠

There is so much J-rock to buy and so little money 💸 (Didn't anticipate scheduling this video on the same day as a Visual Kei festivals ticket announcement too) ⏰️ vm.tiktok.com/ZNRYnsjeD/ ▶️ youtube.com/shorts/z-Qgi... 📸 www.instagram.com/reel/DSa4LkD...

🩷💛 Happy belated to a legend gone too soon - hide birthday 13/12 💛🩷 I'm sorry that I didn't measure your jacket 😅 #hidebirthday2025 ⏰️ vm.tiktok.com/ZNRYSCfxn/ ▶️ youtube.com/shorts/osHzA... 📸 www.instagram.com/reel/DSXWIqU...

Labubu Surgery Drama is filmed infront of a live studio audience 🏥 🌴 ⏰️ vm.tiktok.com/ZNRYYkpmR/ ▶️ youtube.com/shorts/g1Fau... 📸 www.instagram.com/reel/DSVul3m...

How much sparkling power does this have?

🩷💛 Happy belated to a legend gone too soon - hide birthday 13/12 💛🩷 I'm sorry that I didn't measure your jacket 😅 #hidebirthday2025 ⏰️ vm.tiktok.com/ZNRYSCfxn/ ▶️ youtube.com/shorts/osHzA... 📸 www.instagram.com/reel/DSXWIqU...

Labubu Surgery Drama is filmed infront of a live studio audience 🏥 🌴 ⏰️ vm.tiktok.com/ZNRYYkpmR/ ▶️ youtube.com/shorts/g1Fau... 📸 www.instagram.com/reel/DSVul3m...

I'm sure she'll fluctuate, but thank you 😊

I made a playlist in YouTube for all my Nostalgic Tokyo 2009 videos 📸 (and yes this is THE camera which took all those photos!) youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

Continuing to open the Why So Serious? Plush pendant set from Popmart 🤡 🎪 ⏰️ vm.tiktok.com/ZNRFq3Hsu/ ▶️ youtu.be/hwxzOKbKL8Y

In the time it took to cook my pizza, I became too nauseous to eat the pizza

The "Why so serious?" unboxing has made me come across as such a twinkle twinkle anti But I LOVE that little star and he's literally designed with autism representation in mind He is my son

heartbreaking: GACKT just made a good point

Ended up being 4 weeks and a few days to spare Thankfully the pharmacy allowed me some emergency Tranexamic acid for my bleeding... 3 days after it stopped

My kinnie

twinning

People on tiktok are mad at a disabled woman for putting her £10 Christmas bonus towards a singular Grinch meal from McDonald's Should we not be mad at the fact that one (1) meal at McDonald's costs over £10 and this woman had to out other money in on top of the bonus?

Heeheeheehoohoohoo

Let's open the Why So Serious? Plush pendant set from Popmart 🤡 🎪 This video was too long for Instagram, and had to be posted as an actual Youtube video instead of a short 😱 ⏰️ vm.tiktok.com/ZNRNYvVMh/ ▶️ youtu.be/bJPgTQQaqxY

Does this to you

I crave baked goods

friend was thinking "what if gummy dratini" so this happened... i also used to really like gummy sharks #b3d #pokemon #art

Being too warm to ever wear knitwear is so sad I just want to crochet fierce jumpers 😭

Cutie 😍

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