Is terrorism still a thing in the Pokemon games or are we just gardening now

Does the role of light yagami haunt tatsuya fujiwara like the green goblin? What's that guy up to these days anyway

"Ugh, God, Emery, I'm so fucking tired of you" Is what I say to myself going into the 7th final draft of my novel

I love cats cuz they're little wild animals that choose you to be their cuddle buddy Is there any scientific evidence that cats find humans cute the way humans find cats cute?

I just realized I never finished Gantz because my brother died. Wow that realization hit me in the chest like a bullet tbh. I was wondering why I have all these books but I stopped reading at volume 12. Man it never occurred to me how much I let this trauma hold me back.

Never thought we'd get to a point as a society where you could finish watching A Serbian Film and go "that's not shit, have you read the news lately?" ಠ⁠ ⁠ل͟⁠ ⁠ಠ

Why is it always the military guys who want you to insult their dick sizes while they wear diapers or some shit I'm not kink-shaming, I'm just kink-seeing a pattern

Okay Google do my pets know what's going on and judge me when I watch Vinesauce play the dookie level of Conkers Bad Fur Day

BAD BAD BAD

Look at this tiny man

Sometimes I look really hard at my HR Giger wallpapers and my brain goes "yo what is up with all the clitorises on your desktop" and I laugh to myself and in response to that critical thought I'm like "it's fucking awesome right dawg"

Smashing my keyboard and punching my monitors bc ao3 is down again

Peak gender euphoria is when transvestigators accuse you of being a "double flipper" God I hope one day that's me I just want the cis to be so confused

You get two selfies today. You are very blessed

Cutting my massive knockers out of this shot for the sake of New Admin Photo

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa

Gonna listen to Rub Duncan today

I used to think I was fake for laughing harder only when there are people around, but because of that I think I just realized by accident I actually enjoy the company of others

new chapter of HM later tonight

welcome to silent hill

been seeing a lot of hate and i want u all to know i don’t give a FUCK

Taking a rest from Holy Mountain to try and write my killer housewife story for the Nth time

Getting back to work on chapter 20 of HM after a few solid nuts, much indecisive deliberation, and many dozens of gaseous, all-destroying brainfarts. What better way to get back to it than with Dangerous and Moving by t.A.T.u.? #nowplaying

So far the consensus with my love life is "I'm not a permanent solution for anything but you're gonna dream about me as long as you live bb"

Rewatching Markiplier's entire Try Not To Laugh playlist to recover emotionally from Iron Lung

This morning when I woke up I didn't know my protagonist was gonna grind shafts with the current supporting character but sometimes that's just the way the cookie crumbles

Woke up driven by the sudden urge to draw sci-fi bbno$ fanart Anxiety drawing a for real person but he's cool with fanart so Here we go, it's 2am and I'm drawing bbno$ as a cyborg

Calling me "a man with a pum-pum" is crazy when I'm clearly actually a dude with rocking tits

Elon Musk is claiming he’s risked everything to protect kids from sexual abuse mere weeks out from laughing while his AI chatbot was generating nearly 8,000 sexual abuse images per hour that overwhelmingly targeted girls and young women

@vinny.vinesauce.com not knowing the words to Creep while singing it as Watto ironically is actually a huge green flag

It’s always the biggest losers who have to talk tough like winners.

Okay okay? Hello 2026?

Behaviores Report: 100% Goode!

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Bro had me squirming T.T

Saw iron lung with bestie. Thank you Mr. Fischbach

I was a sex worker for a long time but it was over for me in the porn world when the shops stopped carding me for 18+ items 😂😭

breaking: he has a Thought

I'm writing ominous dialogue for a new plot idea and my phone recommended this cursed ass ai generated emoji

If this country kills me before I'm done writing I'm gonna haunt it in the ass

Ghosting someone immediately before the first date is weak

I am now wearing pants and not smoking weed

Room With A View coded

Just saw a Netflix ad on my torrent client. Now that's comedy.

Why do all porn ads have to be AI now. I miss seeing real women get stuck headfirst in the clothes dryer. I miss seeing real twinks "accidentally" back into the nearest jock. Today's surge of desperate and creepy AI porn ads are so lifeless and weird. Give me bad actors over AI every day of the year

Edgar the Bug is the single most terrifying antagonist in a family movie ever Vincent D'Onofrio really ate and left no crumbs

NEW ALBUM DROP

When your friend sends your their dead name so you can Zelle them