Shout-out to Kane Parsons for executing the world's slowest super-effective jumpscare. My stomach dropped. Go see The Backrooms rn 👇🏻🫲🏻

Erlwee in da morning As soon as sunbeam wakes Silly Figgy gets up And trubble lots he makes He loudly runs on weel Den pounces mama's feets He makes a lot of noyz As he finds himself sum tweats #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeWakedMama #INotWakedMama #IChaseAndWessleFiggyTho

RIP Phil. You would have pissed yourself laughing if you had gotten to see the WWE AI have a stroke

Every time I unclench my jaw I think of Yassified Annie

Fuck Roberto Bianchi's level of Eternal Darkness, for real for real *Penny from Lost In Space 1998 voice* I THINK THIS MISSION SUCKS

Also my new favorite Game Grumps series is America's Next Top Model now for sure, you have to watch it if you get a chance

when there's an active shooter situation but your homie changed your ringtone to Hong Kong 97

Do you guys recommend The Boys? I seldom watch TV shows but this one might have me sold

Ned Fulmer is like if Squidward was irredeemably boring and did cocaine

"my partner is asexual how do I respect them while voicing my needs" MY BROTHER IN CHRIST YOU SIGNED UP FOR LOVING AN ASEXUAL PERSON STOP MAKING YOUR SEXUAL URGES THEIR PROBLEM WHEN YOU KNEW GOING IN THAT SEX WAS NOT ON THE TABLE I HATE YOU PEOPLE SO FCKIN MUCH LMAO

One of my fav Game Grumps moments is the beginning of SM64 when Arin deletes the save file so Mario screams and Arin goes "um... sorry...?"

Commissioned Linearts for Delilah and Emery done by @0min0usartw0rks.bsky.social

ONE (1) ☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻 BOOBY GAME YOU LOOK AT ONE SINGLE BOOBY GAME ON STEAM AND IT'S ALL YOU SEE FOR THE REST OF TIME GET THIS NUDE LOLI OFF MY NEWS FEED YOU FUCKING MANIACS 😭😭

I can't believe AAA games have gotten like almost twenty dollars more expensive over my lifetime

How many years has it been my old friend?

Me as a queer whenever I see the class "Chaser [Name]" in a Pokemon game

Lucky is dangling

Shout-out to Backrooms for changing the trailer thumbnail to show the Black protagonist, I will be buying a ticket

First impression of the Backrooms trailer: This shit looks incredible but I swear to fucking Christ if they market with the white chick on every thumbnail and poster that shows a person I will not pay to see it. The protagonist is the Black man. Market with the Black man for Christ's sake. Cowards.

I cannot believe Druski's Erika Kirk costume is going to have more long lasting and significant cultural impact than Erika Kirk

I think the saddest bit I do when I record LP's is I roleplay as Sara Goldfarb casually pleading with Harry not to do criminal activities when I get bored

john waters at a No Kings rally in Provincetown (not my pic, Peter Toto, x)

I'm on break from writing due to trying to quit weed (again). When I'm in the middle ground between stoner and sober, writing is very hard, and so I have opted to sleep and play video games until I am over the hump and being verbose feels normal again. Day 2 no smoke no edibles. \o/

Mr. Sproingus

my horny ass could never be an open heart surgeon

Is terrorism still a thing in the Pokemon games or are we just gardening now

Does the role of light yagami haunt tatsuya fujiwara like the green goblin? What's that guy up to these days anyway

"Ugh, God, Emery, I'm so fucking tired of you" Is what I say to myself going into the 7th final draft of my novel

I love cats cuz they're little wild animals that choose you to be their cuddle buddy Is there any scientific evidence that cats find humans cute the way humans find cats cute?

I just realized I never finished Gantz because my brother died. Wow that realization hit me in the chest like a bullet tbh. I was wondering why I have all these books but I stopped reading at volume 12. Man it never occurred to me how much I let this trauma hold me back.

Never thought we'd get to a point as a society where you could finish watching A Serbian Film and go "that's not shit, have you read the news lately?" ಠ⁠ ⁠ل͟⁠ ⁠ಠ

Why is it always the military guys who want you to insult their dick sizes while they wear diapers or some shit I'm not kink-shaming, I'm just kink-seeing a pattern

Okay Google do my pets know what's going on and judge me when I watch Vinesauce play the dookie level of Conkers Bad Fur Day

BAD BAD BAD

Look at this tiny man

Sometimes I look really hard at my HR Giger wallpapers and my brain goes "yo what is up with all the clitorises on your desktop" and I laugh to myself and in response to that critical thought I'm like "it's fucking awesome right dawg"

Smashing my keyboard and punching my monitors bc ao3 is down again

Peak gender euphoria is when transvestigators accuse you of being a "double flipper" God I hope one day that's me I just want the cis to be so confused

You get two selfies today. You are very blessed

Cutting my massive knockers out of this shot for the sake of New Admin Photo

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa

Gonna listen to Rub Duncan today

I used to think I was fake for laughing harder only when there are people around, but because of that I think I just realized by accident I actually enjoy the company of others

new chapter of HM later tonight

welcome to silent hill