yes i am reposting things that i have posted in other corners of the internet but in my defence i am so funny that everything i say is worth reading twice

FURIOUS that i missed a jin live where he moaned obscenely and swung wildly between “this is humiliating” and “no gamer is better than i, the great kim seokjin” depending on whether his character was staying alive for longer than 10 seconds in that specific moment

Jin's bowing but it looks like the alien has rendered him unconscious lol

seokjin mid concert: i lied. put your army bombs down. i’m not singing i’m giving you a full powerpoint presentation on happy and how each part came to be

you guys can you all collectively decide to just stay here for good i cannot stress this enough this place has a feature that makes blocking hundreds and thousands of solos and antis a two clicks task

unfortunately i’ve just become burdened by the undeniable truth that hobi has definitely been like “if you wanna kiss me you can just say so hyung~” to jin at some (or multiple) point in their lives

i love hobi because i just know that you know when he’s about to walk into a room by the noise all the charms on his bags make

Deus (seokjin) está em todos os lugares 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

❓❓ #btsfanart #hopekook

why is this literally jungkook

i bet hoseok is going to love this picture once he takes a break from meticulously packing his suitcase organised by colour and season

TAEHYUNG WITH IU 🥹🥹

[uarmyhope] new instagram story! #제이홉 #정호석 #JHOPE

[uarmyhope] instagram story

i like that he said “i thought about content WHEN i kidnap hobi as soon as he discharges” like there’s no question about it. he may have asked how hobi feels about it but out of formality it’s happening whether he likes it or not

chris martin just dramatically fainted down a flight of stairs

this is how i’d look trying to talk to jin today

my phone’s translation is barely coherent at best but every now and then it will just accidentally say something they Would in fact say even though it’s not what they said Now. like i read this and was like yeah that’s hobi

Jin hard-carrying a Chuseok message all by himself = Jin reading the script with the speed and cadence of an auctioneer trying to move the last item on the block so he can get started with vacation

resumão de are you sure!!!!!! venha reviver o jimin tendo caganeira comigo vm.tiktok.com/ZMhdtRG9S/

this is worse than him being shirtless to me

Namjoon's birthday Weverse post, 12.09.2024 Translation credit: Aditi @/bts-trans on Twitter

happy birthday namjoon! may the world start giving the kindness your soul and your art put out every day back to you. i hope your day is kind and i hope your time until june next year passes quickly <3

namjoon speaks of his time in that place like a felon anxiously waiting to be able to post bail and he’s right actually

Hoseok posting a pic of himself in designer sunglasses and a backwards flat cap is the equivalent of a racer revving their engine before they come off the line and start flying around the track

EOTD (ear of the day)

Just adding these to this little thread. 🥹

i love that taehyung and seokjin will just act on absolutely any impulse they have ever i’m genuinely surprised they have never shown up with an adopted pet monkey named desmond

my girlfriend showed me this picture and my immediate, loud response was “who the hell is that Man………… oh my god is that HIM????”

não tenho tuitar então tô falando meus tweets em voz alta vm.tiktok.com/ZMh1YvpFK/

they (the literal government) cannot stop me. apparently

It’s important for everyone to know that a friend texted me about how much they miss Brazilians on Twitter, and their evidence for it was an extremely thirsty text chain someone posted there from @vminkookluvr69.bsky.social about Kim Namjoon. Out there doing God’s work

why are namjoon’s verses when he features on other artists’ songs hornier than the entirety of bts that one time he showed up in a sailor moon outfit and they all visibly had revelations on camera

actually it’s probably for the best that i’m locked out of twitter today. god works in mysterious ways

yeah if namjoon hasn’t inhaled helium immediately before ever addressing us again i’m afraid the only mature thing left for me to do in that situation would be to stick my fingers in my ears and yell LALALALALALALA

pra quem for br aqui (a maioria eu suspeito) eu fiz um vídeo rapidinho mostrando os hope on the street apenas com alguns meses de atraso 🫶🏻 KKKKK se quiserem ver: www.instagram.com/reel/C_jQRN0...

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if i showed these to anyone who doesn’t know them they would think these two are romantically entangled

kind of funny of them to give us these two posters one after the other. it’s like googie :3 and his evil twin (gothic font) Jungkook. ⛓️

this is the most wholesome interaction between two grown men in their late 20s. happy 94z day! 🍂 rkive: "do we need a reason for autumn?" uarmyhope: "no reasons. we just love it."

just remembered i had a super vivid dream scooter braun left hybe. can you all just hope really hard that i somehow acquired premonition powers overnight but only for this one specific thing

getting the warm fuzzies over us being allowed into the process of making rpwp knowing how vulnerable of an album it is for namjoon the same way i do when a friend tells me a secret

dear god namjoon was CRAZY about that wig

my favourite thing about namjoon is how much he (and everything he makes) overflows art

i keep just coming back to haunt my old mutuals that mention me on twitter through other social media accounts and now i’m being THREATENED

h♡me

Min Yoongi as Howl ☄️ #Howlsmovingcastle #btssuga #btsfanart

good. now do it to every other media outlet ever too

so help me god whatever namjoon did in this is probably going to be so rough on me. and on jungkook